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J Kell crawled out from the depths of the earth, his clothes ragged and his face weathered by the elements. He had been gone for years, and Orbis had changed in his absence. But J Kell remained the same, a man haunted by his own thoughts.

As he walked through the city streets, he saw the hustle and bustle of humanity all around him. People rushing to and fro, consumed by their own petty concerns. J Kell felt a sense of sadness and frustration at the shallowness of it all.

 

 

All these references may be outdated, but I wrote this in November and never had time to finish it... It's edited poorly and probably shouldn't be released. Whatever...

 

 

 

LYRICS! probably should read these

That's why they call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
That's why they call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
That's why they call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, I'm back
That's why they call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
I murder a sphere, so better stay clear
You never, heard my jeers has it been 2 years?
You better, leave that AA, it ain't gonna help
What good's it gonna do against a nation that raids itself?
I'm waiting' for paper like, "Hell, man, I'm sitting in a shell"
Epi, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail
I used to be Rozi's little member in 15
18 I was raiding AAs and being obscene 
I used to, lurk in the forums and just upvote
Till Alex came and showed that politics is just a joke
I used to play all day, now I have to earn my pay
How do I do real life? survive
Try to thrive, end up deprived, sit and cry
At least I have a real wife, I guess
I must just grew up quick (no)
Blew up quick (no), was raised right
whatever I say is right, whatever you say is wrong
You think of my name now whenever you say, Ron
Don't know my destiny because I hate T-R-E
A-T-Y 'cause my first AA said goodbye
Can't wait 'til James see mine
Now, coming back, was it worth it? No, but now I'm a poet 
Read my posts, sit, what? Think I'm not legit?
You hear this gif? Oh its upside down
Here, let me turn this SOB up right now
That's why they call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
That's why they call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
That's why they call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
That's why they call me J Kell
(Shady, I'm) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
I take each brand new nation's Discord handle and message them
Just to see if he hate spheres loves me and wants to cause some mayhem
And if he responds to me, he'll let me on his nation's helm
And becomes a puppet in my new paperless realm
My name is J Kell
I've hated paper way before my first farewell
The sensational, "Back is the incredible!"
With Shifty Elf, who just finds the leaks plentiful 
It's Shifty Elf on the, OWF
Tryin' to, DOX your friends and give Alex stress
Its a sick Orbis we play in these days
J Kell, For Pete's sakes give back Ronny's ICSs!
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
J Kell you might get banned, why don't you just join Test
Posts with no sense in it, trying to get most Liked posts
Raise everyone's hopes
Hitting every roast and include the most jokes
everyone sending notes, wanting to get close
I tell them all to go, join Rose
They get high and overdose
And that's where I get my name from
That's why they call me
They call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
That's why they call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
That's why they call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
That's why they call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
I take the user list of the RON Discord server
Buy a comic, its a real page turner
And give the code to anyone who hits a member
And that's the whole Balkans lobby raided all in one turn
Cause I'm J Kell, They tell me to go to hell
It'd be funny if they fell and hurt themselves
And by the way Perpetuals, who do they play?
Am I the only one who realizes they can't raid?
Should I join an AA and care what y'all think?
Read ink and sign every paper ya'll drink?
It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
'Cause all these bots screamin' is makin' my ears ring
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
Longer than the rumor that I was kicking it with Firewolf
'Cause if I ever kicked it with any player in Orbis
It'd be Charlie Travel, and Soup Cat you know this
I'm sorry Soups, but I don't care if the Johnsons were my own sphere
I'd still dissolve em and stab the leaders with my spear
And have Orbis and my peers raid me at the same time
And just say that that ain't kind, what's my name?
I'm J Kell
(I'm) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
That's why they call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, I'm back
That's why they call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
They call me J Kell
(I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back
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About The Author

 An early member of Roz Wei in 2015, J Kell went on to stay within the paperless world of Empyrea before signing with Soup Kitchen while scoring a record deal in 2019. J Kell went on to release multiple Orbis Top 40 hits. In 2020, J Kell took a break from Orbis. He's back.

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