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Weeedsylvania's Beloved Leader Smoked?

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As some of you are already aware, tragedy has struck the Nation of Weeedsylvania. Today our glorious Weedmaster and Bonglord, Dracula But With Nugs 4 Fangs was found double dead in his residence, Castle Paraphernalia.

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Forensics experts were able to match the trace amounts of resin from the remains to the deceased ruler's private stash. Unfortunately the cause of death and motive are still wrapped in mystery as no murder weapon was recovered and none of his extensive bong collection of stolen. In fact, the only thing missing from the crime scene is the leader's famed nugs which he replaced his fangs with. It is unclear if they were stolen or if they caught fire and the ashes mixed with his remains.

 

Leaders from around the world have been reacting to the announcement of the untimely death

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He was kind of a prick. Wait who? Oh I thought you wanted to know about my dead uncle. I don't know who ever it is you're talking about

- Big Pope Literally Jesus of The Glorious Kingdom of Heaven

 

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remember to work the shaft

- General Fighting 69th of The People's United Sherman Socialist Rep

 

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who? is that someone we play baseball with? oh, wait, no, maybe that's a different type of bat.

- Mlem Cool Bear of Bear Party

 

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lmao

- First Citizen Dragonshardz of Silvanathea

 

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Who or what is "Nugs 4 fangs"

- Captain Splendid of Free Republic of Tabarnia

 

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Crap, this guy has more tanks-pick another target!

- First General Itinerant Hammer of The Army of Shermans Peace

 

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Don't stick your penis in a goose hole

- Space Wizard Ham Dim Sum of Democratic Republic of Ham

 

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I don't know who "the spooky weed guy" is. Leave me alone I'm busy

- Alex of The Dominion of Mountania

 

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- Commander Sir Scarfalot of Empyrea

 

Although they were not reached for a comment, local Kindergardener Noctis from Ethereum commented but we did not print it as it was just incoherent babble about that one alliance.

 

A funeral will be held Sunday for his family, friend, and various Igors that he was close to, then he shall be buried with his extremely gross collection of roaches as per his final wishes.

 

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December 7th, 1599 - December 6th, 2019

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May he rest in piece. 😔

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The dissociative council of the Fugue State would like to offer our, ugh, hmmm.. something in response to these ugh events?

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Please everyone - a moment of stoned-cold silence.

 

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the extremely socialist republic of new jazztopia acknowledges the passing of weedsylvania's leader. ambassador maliciousonion has prepared this heartfelt statement:

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was i mentioned in the will?

 

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Sry 4 ur loess. Sendin'  big box ov malk 2 ease da pain.

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