Popular Post Fraggle Posted December 3, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 3, 2017 From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt Founder and CFO of Diaper Mouth Inc. A Public Relations Company Greetings to all the friendly nations of Orbis. And a hat tip to the others. Today is one of the greatest days in the history of this world. It ranks up there with the day fire was tamed, or the wheel was invented, or when any horny teenage boy gets a hold of his father's vintage 1970's porn stack. All three are comparable and what you are about to witness might bring more joy than anything else. Please welcome our Co-Founder and CEO up here to explain our purpose. How very much I've tried my best to give you a good life. But in spite of all of my trying a handful of our people, with their lies, have made our lives impossible. There's no way to detach ourselves from what's happened today. Not only are we in a compound situation, not only are there those who have left and committed the betrayal of the century, some have stolen children from others, and they are in pursuit right now to kill them because they stole their children. And we are sitting here waiting on a powder keg. I don't think it is what we want to do with our babies--I don't think that's what we had in mind to do with our babies. It is said by the greatest of prophets from time immemorial: "No man may take my life from me; I lay my life down." So to sit here and wait for the catastrophe that's going to happen on that airplane--it's going to be a catastrophe. It almost happened here. Almost happened when the congressman was nearly killed here. You can't steal people's children. You can't take off with people's children without expecting a violent reaction. And that's not so unfamiliar to us either--even if we were Judeo-Christian--if we weren't Communists. The world suffers violence, and the violent shall take it by force. If we can't live in peace, then let's die in peace. We've been so betrayed. We have been so terribly betrayed. But we've tried and as ... if this only works one day it was worthwhile. Thank you. Any inquires can be sent to our Executive Assistant, Kitschie. She will forward all mail to an undisclosed P.O. Box. Farewell Friends 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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