Hereno Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 (edited) welcome to hereno's bazaar, where left is right and you are not as cool as i am inventory: haiku (cost: $50,000) - i will write you a personalized haiku poem about any topic of your choosing, including you non-haiku poem (cost: $20,000 per line) - i will write you a personalized poem about any topic of your choosing, including you ms paint drawing (cost: variable) - i will draw you something in ms paint (but actually i'll just use gimp prolly). price varies based on how bad your idea is and how much time it'll take to make. compliment (cost: $100,000) - i will compliment you city name (cost: the price of my next city) - if you buy me a city, you can choose the name of it, within reason. name will be kept for a year or until i quit, whichever comes first. horoscope (cost: $50,000) - i will tell you your future (note: this requires you giving me your irl birthday) thread post (cost: $100,000) - i will post in your thread with relevant content of some sort join alliance (cost: the full price of a missile pad) - i will join your alliance for a month, including signing up on the forums and participating like a normal member. can only be bought once! note: i reserve the right to reject any/all offers for any/all reasons, despite the above listed prices. all deals are final once accepted. for other things, just ask - worst case scenario i berate you upon my denial. prices may change at any time, although not after i've accepted them. Edited April 3, 2016 by Hereno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerys Targaryen Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 join alliance (cost: the full price of a missile pad) - i will join your alliance for a month, including signing up on the forums and participating like a normal member. can only be bought once! Why would any alliance give you MLP in exchange for you being their normal member? If you can do something better than an average member, then I'll pay you the full price of MLP (including resources), like contribute something for our alliance during your stay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 I would like a compliment...ok ok I'll leave bye! Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted April 3, 2016 Author Share Posted April 3, 2016 Why would any alliance give you MLP in exchange for you being their normal member? If you can do something better than an average member, then I'll pay you the full price of MLP (including resources), like contribute something for our alliance during your stay. 1. i have a great personality that will 1a. attract attention to that alliance 1b. make members more likely to stay 1c. enhance the internal culture of that alliance 2. there's a decent chance that we'll end up at war over the course of a month, in which case i'd be using it to help fight 3. if i like it enough i could always end up staying 4. even if i don't, you're still making a month of taxes off of me. some alliances set their tax rates quite high and i'm in the top 1/3 of nations if you'd like something else to be included, you should specify what it is that i could contribute. honestly it's sort of surprising that anyone would actually want someone being paid to join them to be given access to any sensitive information to begin with. I would like a compliment...ok ok I'll leave bye! business is business. send the money first. jackass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerys Targaryen Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 if you'd like something else to be included, you should specify what it is that i could contribute. honestly it's sort of surprising that anyone would actually want someone being paid to join them to be given access to any sensitive information to begin with. I didn't mention anything about sharing sensitive information I sent you a message, if you are fine, we can go ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted April 7, 2016 Author Share Posted April 7, 2016 yeah if you intend for me to do the joining your alliance thing don't require me to do a bunch of gov work and make my payment dependent on getting you a certain number of recruits or i'm prolly not gonna accept Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Your nation is in vacation mode, bye? Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted April 7, 2016 Author Share Posted April 7, 2016 yeah that wasn't really planned before i made this thread but all requests are on hold for like 1.5 weeks now sorry my glorious customer/fan-base Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 ffs I wanted to buy 8 Haiku's, an MS Paint image and pay for you to join Arrgh Quote Second in Command of UPN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 (edited) I would like to order 5 compliments. one for me, one for Odin, one Phiney, one for Pre and one for TEst. Edited April 7, 2016 by Ole 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted April 8, 2016 Author Share Posted April 8, 2016 ffs I wanted to buy 8 Haiku's, an MS Paint image and pay for you to join Arrgh I would like to order 5 compliments. one for me, one for Odin, one Phiney, one for Pre and one for TEst. i'll send you both a PM when my nation is out of vacation mode, assuming any of these are serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 i'll send you both a PM when my nation is out of vacation mode, assuming any of these are serious Im dead Serious, ill frame them in our forums. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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