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Wow I forgot about that. Over two years ago. Time flies. https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?/topic/5304-nuclear-weapons-accountability/?hl=fraggle+rock

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings!! After only a few days of fund raising, many generous nations have contributed to the cause. We have received pledges that tally 54 million dollars. Way to go Orbis. We are well over nine percent to the goal. Keep up the great work and spread the news of this incredible effort that will benefit the world. Much Love: UncleTravlingMatt

29 Slots have been purchased!! Only 71 left!! Get them while you can!!

This is the truth. Arrgh is the most rational and well defined alliance. They set out their agenda and fulfill it. That is way more than 90% of the alliances.

Do You Like Nuclear Weapons? We Do. If You Do, Join. If You Don't......Go Away...Leave Us Alone.

Talk about lazy. You couldn't be bothered to insert the video? Sad!!

50)Forget about all the pleasantries. That time is over. You are the target. 51)Unless there is money to be made, you have no backbone. 52)Can never count on this nation to stand up and fight. 53)Keeps running away from the wars. 54)Cash and food is an easy way to buy oneself out of trouble, but people have caught on. 55)Running will not work anymore. 56)In every passing day, your fate is being sealed. 57)Talking all that nonsense will not do you well. 58)Talking will only lead to your destruction. 59)Everyone around you is in real danger. 60)Run now if you want...you can not outrun a nuclear weapon. 61)Save yourself no more. Destruction is coming. Thats 12 nukes. 6 mil plus the 5 mil bonus. I'll take the cash upfront before we paint our nukes with your message.

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings!! After only one WEEK of fund raising, many generous nations have contributed to the cause. We have received pledges that tally 50 million dollars. Way to go Orbis. We are well over 12 percent to the goal. Keep up the great work and spread the news of this incredible effort that will benefit the world. Much Love: UncleTravlingMatt

It is strange. Seeing how you were on the list for days. Get some sleep.

Yea. We can do that. Where's the cash? This isn't a free service unless you're a solid friend of the rock. You are not.

We can give up number 13 for this deal.

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Approved and check cleared. Thanks!!! Approved and check cleared. Thanks!!

Done and Done. Number 2 and 3 are taken. Cash has been received. How about sending cash before telling me to put you down for anything. With enough money...you can buy all the naming rights to all my nuclear weapons!! Show me the money!!! You're welcome sweet heart!! Huh? Where's my money?? Bunch of dead beats who don't send money yet want my nuclear naming rights. Geez. Thanks Critters. My people can eat tonight.

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings to all the wonderful nations of Orbis. And a hearty hello to the snakes as well. We Fraggles of The Rock have decided to give the world a great opportunity to promote worthy causes through nuclear weaponry. That's right. For the small price of 500,000, our most creative Fraggles will paint any message onto one of our finest nuclear weapons right before it is launched upon our grumpy enemies. You can promote your local ma and pop pizza shop, or promote your random cause, or promote a message of peace upon a nuclear weapon being dropped. The choice is yours. Of course we reserve the right to limit your free speech, making sure unsavory types do not get a chance to promote hate on one of our nuclear weapons. That would be bad. Unless you pay the hate speech fee of 25 dollars. But the choice is yours. We have 95 nuclear weapons. We need names and messages for them all. Below is a list of nuclear weapons and their names. Feel free to pick a number. Nuclear weapons will be launched in order. You can roll the dice and assume that number 12 will land on your enemy and purchase a message for them. How exciting!!. Get it today, or regret it tomorrow!! Oh and be sure to go over to our very legitimate fund raiser we are also holding. These two causes are in no way connected. 1) Really? We have nothing to lose.....and you want us to nuke you? - Sponsored By Fraggle Rock 2) Critters Doesn't Like You 3) Critters Still Doesn't Like You 4) Lord A Aron Killed Tupac 5) Hogwarts is the Zodiac Killer 6) 7) Remove Spaghetti - Sponsored by Woot 8) 9) Join Slack - Sponsored by Woot 10) 11) 12) 13) Hodor's Nuke. A gift for buying 3!! 14) Pick Up Your Phone - Sponsored By Cypher 15) NPO's Econ Policy - Sponsored by Durmij 16) 17) 18) 19) 20) 21) College Mom - Sponsored by Beli 22) 23) 24) 25) 26) To Whom It May Concern - Sponsored by Quichwe10 27) 28) 29) 30) 31) 32) 33) Blame Samwise - Sponsored by Beli 34) 35) 36) 37) 38) 39) 40) 41) 42) 43) 44) 45) 46) 47) 48) 49) 50) Forget about all the pleasantries. That time is over. You are the target. 51) Unless there is money to be made, you have no backbone. 52) Can never count on this nation to stand up and fight. 53) Keeps running away from the wars. 54) Cash and food is an easy way to buy oneself out of trouble, but people have caught on. 55) Running will not work anymore 56) In every passing day, your fate is being sealed. 57) Talking all that nonsense will not do you well 58) Talking will only lead to your destruction 59) Everyone around you is in real danger 60) Run now if you want....you can't outrun a nuclear weapon 61) Save yourself no more. Destruction is coming. 62) 63) 64) 65) 66) 67) 68) 69) Reserved for special pervert use. 70) 71) 72) 73) 74) 75) 76) 77) 78) 79) 80) 81) 82) 83) 84) 85) 86) 87) 88) 89) 90) 91) 92) 93) 94) 95) 96) 69 For The Advanced Individuals - Hodor 97) 98) Poor Piggies Died For This 99) Poor Piggies Died For This 100) Much Love And Nuclear Hugs, UncleTravlingMatt

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings!! After only three full days of fund raising, many generous nations have contributed to the cause. We have received pledges that tally 47 million dollars. Way to go Orbis. We are well over eight percent to the goal. Keep up the great work and spread the news of this incredible effort that will benefit the world. Much Love: UncleTravlingMatt

As much as it pains me to agree with this guy....I have to give respect to Sheetz over Wawa. Unless we are talking about turkey bowls....but that's only a month out of the year.

Much love. We'll put you down for a million. Thrax will make sure to give you the 477 dollar rebate as well. Great job everybody. We are making excellent progress. Tell a friend or two!!

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings!! After only two full days of fund raising, many generous nations have contributed to the cause. We have received pledges that tally 40 million dollars. Way to go Orbis. We are well over eight percent to the goal. Keep up the great work and spread the news of this incredible effort that will benefit the world. Much Love: UncleTravlingMatt

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings!! After only one day of fund raising, many generous nations have contributed to the cause. We have received pledges that tally 35 million dollars. Way to go Orbis. We are well over seven percent to the goal. Keep up the great work and spread the news of this incredible effort that will benefit the world. Much Love: UncleTravlingMatt

All donations would be expected to be in no later than one week after all 477 nations have made the pledge. Of course any upfront donations will be accepted and kept in a secure place.

We would love to thanks our early pledges. Already 20 nations on board and wish to help the world in a very charitable way. When this happens, people will view Orbis is a much better light.

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings to all the most generous nations of the world. We Fraggles are having the longest stretch of peace that anyone can remember. The Mighty Nation of Fraggle Rock wants to thank the world for allowing us to be part of it after some seriously questionable decisions made by previous leadership. We are the shining example of what a sixth or seventh chance can really do for a nation. Our gratitude is great. We can not repay the world for all the support. We can only offer to assist others to make the world a much better place for everyone. In that spirit, The Most Colorful Nation of Fraggle Rock has decided to give back in a very charitable way. We are going to organize a fund raiser that will benefit the vast majority of nations. Four Hundred and Seventy Seven Million Dollars. That is our goal. We will raise this amount. Clearly The Best Ever Nation of Fraggle Rock could ask a few people to donate to the cause of helping everyone. But that's not our style. Instead, we will only accept money if 477 nations all agree to pledge 1 million dollars apiece. We will not accept any pledges over or under 1 million dollars and will not collect on pledges until we hit 477 different nations. The Cuddliest Nation of Fraggle Rock can not say where or how the funds will be used, but we will make it clear that zero funds will be used on any military building or military use. These funds will greatly benefit the world and we believe that 477 nations will find it in their heart to pledge one million dollars apiece. With our collective effort in hand, we can and will change the world while showing others that sharing is caring. Nations That Have Agreed to Donate One Million: Clogged Up Toilet Tripolitania Caliban Iridocyclitis DramaAlert Nation Zamonia New Pacific Order Cyrodill Fraggle Rock EvilPiggyFooFoo Cat Republic Rawr Hell New Cascadia Argonia Principality Of Ezochi Beast Pirates Ice Kingdom Wapayabass Imanity Archadia Tortall Danmark Shikoinij Lumberland The Land Of The Simple Rollo Gigantistan Graveland Pridewar HavenEdge Rebel Heaven Soviet Pennsylvania PowerPrittGlue Hodor Kangaroo Ocean Order Of The Tree Wall Street Keshik United Panem Forrest Critters Mars Verumque Amentia Pizzaland LetsGo Azeal Toll ApeMan (Stole a Mil From Me So He Owes Us a Mil, Hairy Bastard) Sweden Vagary Berrean Mortoras Libaria Quichwe10 Nations That Have Turned Away A Chance To Help Others, And More Than Likely Will Regret This Decision: Gladius The Byzantine Empire Sinkleraken Aloha Monkey (Spent funds on hookers and blow) Pledged: 54 Million Balance: 423 Million To Go!!! We Can Do This!!! Feel free to sign up below or to say no to helping out the world. Let us know where you stand. Are you going to stand by and not assist the world? We surely hope not. Many Hugs: Uncle Traveling Matt

Random Guy 1 Yesterday at 11:37 PM see this is why hockey is better other team has an unstoppable player? no problem, just kill them Random Guy 2 - Today at 11:21 AM You havent watched rugby then Awesome Person - Today at 11:26 AM You haven't watched curling then Funny Person - Today at 1:15 PM i forget curling was a sport lol Random Guy 1 - Today at 1:56 PM Rugby is overrated, the lack of pads is cool and all, but the hits are nowhere near as violent as football Rugby players are rarely running full speed in opposite directions with a good head of steam when they collide Super Serious Fella - Today at 2:06 PM For the linemen alone, the damge to the body each time they collide WITH pads is equivelant to a 30mph crash into a wall In Rugby the guys are already touching lol Anyone with a basic concept of physics, I dunno maybe an 11th grade education, Freshmen year of college ta worst would know. Awesome Person - Today at 2:07 PM Ok smarty. Now explain how curling is more dangerous than the rest. Super Serious Fella - Today at 2:08 PM I don't know. I just remember reading a nat geo on football and the damage to the body Awesome Person - Today at 2:09 PM But anyone with a basic concept of ice...I dunno a five year old or a pre-schooler could tell you. Super Serious Fella - Today at 2:09 PM That you could slip and fall on the ice? I mean most kids don't know why ice is slipper But I do increased pressure = increased temperature the ice under you turn into water then when you're no longer applying pressure to it turns back to ice Awesome Person - Today at 2:10 PM No. Not slipping on ice. Sliding stones on ice. See the danger in that? An 3 year old can. Super Serious Fella - Today at 2:10 PM Only if you're an idiot

From The Desk of Wembly Fraggle The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings!! The Nation of Fraggle Rock deeply appreciates both this apology and the agreements made to make this happen. We wish Catsby and company the very best going forward. This nation plans on assisting this alliance, hoping that this is a true turn. It was made clear that if this is a short play, that the outcome for this nation will not be something to come back from. The Mighty Nation of Fraggle Rock wishes Catsby the best going forward and hopes that true progress will be made. Any further concerns with this nation should be directed towards The Most Colorful Nation of Fraggle Rock. Many Hugs, Wembly Fraggle