[Shifty News Network LLC-Aggressive Perfector]

23 minutes ago, ☠ϟħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™☠ said:

Third and final: You'd think Halloween is long gone and a year away now, but new spooky rumors of IQ plotting to beatdown tS sphere postwar/after knocking out TKR sphere are circling around.

Hah, look at this everyone, Shifty is gulping down these TKR lies faster than the other forum sheep. I'd like to present for everyone this authentic log, straight from @Prefonteen himself! Relations could not be better!

[James' Guide to the Jameses of P&W]

28 minutes ago, James XVI said:

As Arthur James is no more (RIP Arthur ), this is the most senior and thus definitive James. Therefore any future mention to 'James' should be in regards to James XVI and no other.

frick YOU ARTHUR JAMES IS THE ORIGINAL AND ONLY JAMES AND HE'S THE BEST AND CAN NEVER BE REPLACED AND I MISS HIM EVERY NIGHT AND YOU WILL NEVER REPLACE HIM BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER BE HIM BECAUSE HE IS THE BEST.

*runs off sobbing*

[War Propaganda (19th October 2018+ War)]

48 minutes ago, Hodor said:

[War Stats - Global War 12]

50 minutes ago, Sweeeeet Ronny D said:

It's nice to know that my alliance of 26 people is the reason the world of Orbis is bad. 

Yes, this is correct. We are the PnW 99%! Rollings are too kind for the whales who oppress us!

[An unexpected guide - and sacrifices]

With the third Infinity Alliance now in his grasp, and his wayward daughter Silenzio brought back into the fold, LeotheGreat now seeks the fourth Alliance - the Guardians of the Galaxy. This alliance has never before been found, but Leo realizes that Silenzio has done the impossible. After extracting the location from her, the two head to face their destiny - and find someone is waiting for them...

Now, the final test awaits them....

[Mischief Night]

 

Fearful, terrified by the loss of what they had deemed theirs by right, the fallen lash out at those who care most for them.
Can you feel your heart burning Smith? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear and torment within me is beyond anything your soul can hope to conjure up.
Steal my visage, twist my world. You cannot kill me in any way that matters.

Soon, it will be finished. 

[Welcome back Felkey! (A video tribute)]

tfw too many people mock your war dodging so you have to come back and get rolled but your vacation buddy gets to stay at the beach party.

[Welcome back Felkey! (A video tribute)]

 

Welcome back Felkey

[Welcome back Felkey! (A video tribute)]

C'mon guys, Felkey just happened to embark on the greatest beach party ever known a few days before a war, the timing was totally coincidental and he of course hasn't regularly logged into his nation or check up on PnW since, so he has no idea his absence robbed an entire alliance of leadership during a time of crisis.

In two turns, he's going to be walking back into TCW HQ being like

trust me

[CSI: UPN]

We all knew it would end this way to be honest. 

F

[War Propaganda (19th October 2018+ War)]

[War Stats - Global War 12]

59 minutes ago, Micchan said:

It's Grumpy

[Can't spell leaks without SK]

Tenages lives!

*stomp stomp*

[War Propaganda (19th October 2018+ War)]

Check out the latest attraction at the PnW Theme Park - The Drop!
Feel your heart race as you plummet down tens of thousands of EMC score! Just looks at these happy faces!

[The secret reason for this war]

Well..how about that...

[War Propaganda (19th October 2018+ War)]

42 minutes ago, Smith said:

I may lose this war. You may destroy my infra

You may have reduce me to nothing but a funny, handsome, self deprecating loser.

But, that means I've taken something much greater from you.



Your identity. 

At last, a challenge.

[War Propaganda (19th October 2018+ War)]

2 hours ago, Smith said:

Please don't hate me

[War Propaganda (19th October 2018+ War)]

ALRIGHT @Smith IT'S NOW OR NEVER!!!

[Grumpyhave teeth]

Low effort shitpost number too-many-to-count

Yay likes

[War Propaganda (19th October 2018+ War)]

Just now, Smith said:

I'm waiting on an unrelated response from Scarfalot at the moment. 

Great, I'll be expecting an unrelated missile in a few hours from the unrelated MAPs you've been saving up in our unrelated war. ?

[War Propaganda (19th October 2018+ War)]

2 hours ago, Smith said:

Also, are you going to drop a missile on me or what? 

[War Propaganda (19th October 2018+ War)]

Felkey coming back to lead his alliance after 2 weeks of sweet rest and relaxation: (2018, colorized)

[War Propaganda (19th October 2018+ War)]

Oh yeah, you know what's happening.

[War Propaganda (19th October 2018+ War)]

18 minutes ago, Hodor said:

snip

I must say, I enjoy the implied assertion in that image that I am equal in strength to an entire alliance. 

[Destiny Arrives]

3 hours ago, The Mad Titan said:

16 TKR VM and rising. Would be funny if it wasn't so sad. At least Sargun is leading from the front?

Yeah, leading from the beachfront. That counts, right?

Just look at how full the Vacation-Mobile is!

 

There's plenty more stops on the way too! Let's what proportion of EMC will war-dodge before this shindig is over!
25%? 50%? Your guess is as good as mine...