[We're All Out of Bubblegum]

3 minutes ago, durmij said:

I was going to argue that following through with a preplanned counter for an ally that did the FA dirty work required to actually drag your ass to the fight in the first place isn't all that decent, but it's TKR so you have to adjust the scales.

Baby steps Durmij. Remember they don't have that NPO treaty yet so aren't dynamic, there's lots of improvements to make before Roq can assimilate them.

[We're All Out of Bubblegum]

Shit this one was rushed, but here. Mess up Fark for me TKR!

[Something big is happening...]

8 minutes ago, Buorhann said:

For real?  You want to join up with the likes of Zodiac and (faux) BK?

Are you implying that Roq would give them any say in the matter?

When he tells you to merge with BK, you had better merge with BK

[Something About a Declaration of War]

41 minutes ago, Insert Name Here said:

Say TCW, why are you baiting Rose into countering you? Do you want TKR to hit Rose?

whenwillRosedecide.jpg

[A Grumpy Annnouncement]

Have fun GoB!

[The cheese will be served when I want it served, and I want it served now]

Just now, Alataq said:

>Uses Despicable Me meme to make fun of a Despicable Me meme

What, too meta? 

It's ok though, Roq told me that I did a good job. His approval is all I need to eventually become a real boy. 

[The cheese will be served when I want it served, and I want it served now]

16 hours ago, Thalmor said:

[Something big is happening...]

In their vanity and high average city count, Rose thought they could come between UPN and Acadia's love. But just like herpes, Roq's brainwashing, Alex's bad econ update TC is literally unkillable at this point. I just sit back and watch the magic happen.

Have fun UPN. 

[GPC's DoE - The rise of the Roman Empire]

You guys were supposed to declare war on IQ at the same time!! We had a thing going!

I swear, it's just impossible to find good help these days.

[The Golden Shower]

18 minutes ago, Betulius said:

[Question about IQ alliances]

2 hours ago, Buorhann said:

Wait, who said TGH was reaching out to IQ?

Don't lie hippo, just look at these conversation logs!

[Question about IQ alliances]

Roq took my family and promised he won't hurt them if I do what he says. It's been two years, I just want to see them again and go home. *cries*

Associating with IQ on the OWF makes my posts seem funny by comparison. How else am I supposed to get that?

[The Golden Shower]

Well, well, well. Now isn't that just the prettiest thing?

@Arkiri Arch

Every like on my posts is another blow struck against TGH. C'mon Strategem and TKR, do me proud!

 

[War Stats]

35 minutes ago, Spaceman Thrax said:

Acadia's numbers actually look pretty good to me, considering Rose is way larger: good stuff! (thx for noticing me Thrax-senpai )

Rose's leaders realizing what nightmares they have gotten themselves into, 2018 (colorized)

[The Ayyslamic Caliphate Rises]

2 hours ago, Arkiri Arch said:

Why didn't you talk to us on here @Lordship

 

Someone start the clock ticking.

When will TKR decide?

[Lordship Imprisoned (Married)]

This heathen does not understand the true ways of Clarke's Sister. Unsurprising, only those blessed to have been in her presence, had their banks taken, can truly even begin to understand her majesty.

27 minutes ago, Roquentin said:

At least Roz was creative and made me a woman instead of using the communist guinea pig thing. I can appreciate people expressing their hate in more diverse ways.

 I feel attacked

 

[Something Dynamic™]

3 minutes ago, Partisan said:

[Worse than Christmas Creep]

Let's see, we've got the commies, the meme aliens, and Groot vs the Christians for the title of who can start the fewest wars.

Only one option here: Red Dawn

[Birthday Present]

18 minutes ago, greatkitteh said:

NPO stronk! For Steve!

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time... 

[The Ayyslamic Caliphate Rises]

6 minutes ago, Buorhann said:

I'm actually tired of fighting IQ.  Outside of a handful of people, IQ is generally boring.

So you’re declaring tommorow then? 

[The Ayyslamic Caliphate Rises]

In that moment, Thalmor realized that while the risk he took was calculated, math never was his strongest subject.

[I see you]

34 minutes ago, Alkaline said:

All I see is acadia with 11 wars doing almost double the damage than you with 50 wars. Shoutout to my boy @TheNG

To fight monsters, we created monsters of our own. Partisan never stood a chance. 

[Hide 'n Seek]

13 hours ago, Partisan said:

Clarke's sister?

Shhhh...... Don't say her name too loudly....

Some of these new folks, maybe they haven't heard of her, maybe they don't believe she even exists.... They think their banks are just fine, that what Pantheon foolishly awakened will stop once it consumes them, that the cycle is so easily ended....

They'll figure it out soon enough though, it won't be long now.... 

 

[Joint Declaration of War on Arrgh!]

20 minutes ago, Buorhann said:

Wait.  So you're saying that DEIC/NAC (Therefore Acadia) DID win a war?

 

And you shed some tears.  YOU HAD ME FEELING GUILTY

Well, DEIC technically won two wars, the Arrgh war and TC-TAC way back in the day.

The thing is that I never actually fought directly in either, but have in every loss, so maybe I'm just bad luck or something... 

Edit: I guess if you count the TJ thing as a war and think IQ+friends won, then technically that's three wins and my streak is broken. But I'm not going to let the likes of Partisan take that from me, should've surrendered when I had the chance. 

[Joint Declaration of War on Arrgh!]

11 hours ago, Haris said:

Irony

Now that was an interesting war if there ever was one, fun stuff.

But thanks for reminding everyone that DEIC, NAC, and UPN were able to accomplish what TKR has been firmly unable to, ya'll might want to be taking notes or something.