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    Inappropriate War Dec (Russian Version!)

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    Posted · Edited by Horsecock

    Suka blyat is the most common of all Russian swears and is kind of a meaningless throwaway, like the basic English "frick". Personally, as an advocate of all personal freedoms including speech, I would hope that none of these would even be considered for censorshit. Nevertheless, the moderation philosophy in this game is already unreasonable enough to censor even the mildest profanities, so this should be treated the same way you'd treat the simple word "frick."

     

    edit: I did not nor would ever in my life type out ""frick"" like this forum pretends I did. Thank you, automated censorshit.

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    Syndicate-TEst contractbeeindiging

    in Alliance Affairs

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    43 minutes ago, Prefonteen said:

    I'm afraid that's not how this works, friend.

    We came off of a long ass war which drained all of us. Within a week of that war ending, certain parties seemed to begin demanding t$ and TKR radically overturn their FA. Within that same timespan, certain parties began making moves to strengthen their powerbase.

    Now, t$ and its allies spent a short period in limbo figuring out wtf to do- our entire FA had been calibrated in anticipation of being under NPO's boot and forming some kind of opposition to that. With NPO and its allies dropping as suddenly as they did, obviously our FA is going to be chaotic for a bit as we scramble to reassess the situation. Doing right by multiple parties takes a little bit of navigation.

     

    And in that whole process, the demands by other actors for us to weaken ourselves without having any strategic plan while they strengthen ourselves are not a priority to me. 

     

    Lastly, i'll note that as of right now you may be inflating your estimation of our sphere, and deflating other spheres on paper. If we're talking about deliberate misrepresentations.... that's where cynical ol' me would start.

     

    Actions speak louder than words, friend.

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    [RoH] EXTRA! EXTRA! Read All About It!

    in Alliance Affairs

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    1 minute ago, Uriah 'the Fox' said:

    Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your livestock, or the sojourner who is within your gates. For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested on the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.

    — Exodus 20:8-11

    *Exodas

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    [RoH] Congratulations on the rebuild!

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted · Edited by Horsecock
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    It swells our hearts (and other parts of our bodies) with joy to see our beloved Rose ready to fight again! They came out of a long, hard global war alongside the rest of us, and they did a good job rebuilding their infrastructure! Congratulations, Rose, on a successful rebuild!


    They haven’t made a post yet about the war, so we thought it would be nice of us to do so first! We understand though; rebuilding is hard, and infrastructure is expensive. Gotta make sure the ROI is solid and that your builds are efficient. It would also suck for it all to get lost again, so I completely understand why a 70-man alliance would support their 30-man protectorate by bringing in 6-man Oblivion against us 20 KT members! After all, if you aren’t going to war with a 5 to 1 advantage, are you really trying?


    KT recognises hostilities with Rose and Oblivion.

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    [DoW] Make Love, Not Peace

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    Are you getting rolled by KT? Are your allies useless? Do they refuse to help you? Do they shirk their contractual obligation to come to your defence?

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    After a week of strenuous negotiations, Knights Templar and Goatse Gay Fisting Union have finally secured a treaty of Massive Dick Penis (MDP). We have negotiated fair terms that not only benefit both alliances, but also serve the best interest of the game at large. Other alliances should take inspiration and model their future MDPs after our example.

     

    Article 1 - Initiation of hostilities

    Both KT and GGFU agree to enter a mutual state of war with one another. Both parties agree to do their best to do as much damage as possible to each other by whatever means available to them, be they legal, moral, or neither.


    Article 2 - I am once again asking for your military support

    KT and GGFU agree that Rose needs to enter the war in defence of their protectorate GGFU, in order to ensure GGFU win their first alliance war. Keegoz agrees to take full responsibility for any infra damage suffered by Rose, and that he alone will pay for Rose's rebuild after the war.


    Article 3 - Disturbing the peace

    KT agrees to publicly apologise to Rose for disturbing their hard-earned peace. KT recognises Rose's sovereign right to protect powerful and respectable alliances that contribute to the integrity of the game.


    Article 4 - Gorge did nothing wrong

    GGFU agrees to pay a 1.5b bribe to Ripper for removing KT from Arrgh's "Do Not Raid" list. Any Arrgh raids on KT resulting from this will be purely coincidental, and not the fault of GGFU. CitrusK demands that anyone wishing to ghost in GGFU to participate in rolling KT will need to merge their entire alliance into GGFU.


    Article 5 - Cancellation

    Neither party shall be allowed withdraw from the agreement before rolling their opponents out of the game. After achieving unconditional victory, they must give a 72 hours notice and rebuild to 3000 infra before the conflict can officially end. Once finished, the party left standing will sign a 6 month NAP with all alliances in the game.

     

     

    Signed for Knights Templar

    Shadow Leader - Thalmor
    Grand Chromosome - Vladamir Putin
    Not actually a member - Rimski
    "Join Knights Templar" - Doge
    Getting Rose rolled since 2015 - Keegoz


    Signed for Goatse Gay Fisting Union

    Wearing diapers because of anal leakage - Gorge

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