[Public Notice to TGH and AA]

1 hour ago, Buorhann said:

Can you guys just hit us?  I want to have a reason to log in other than just collect daily funds.  Stop teasing.  Just do it.

You have already been told when you are getting it big boy you will wait like the good little TGH you are 

[Public Notice to TGH and AA]

TGH is in the wrong here end of story.

[Public Notice to TGH and AA]

As a representative of EVH, I, KillzBob, strongly condemn TGH’s reckless and provocative decision to move into our color bloc, bringing allies and extensions that have disrupted the balance and tanked the bonus for all existing members. Despite our sincere efforts to engage in good-faith diplomacy, TGH’s unilateral action blatantly disregards the spirit and terms of our Non-Aggression Pact (NAP), undermining trust and cooperation.This move is a clear act of aggression against the stability of our bloc. In response, EVH and SPC have initiated targeted strikes on THT as a warning. We demand that TGH and AA fully withdraw all nations from gold within 5 days, by July 21, 2025, 5:15 PM EDT. Any refusal or attempt to arm up will force us to escalate strikes to TGH and AA directly.We remain open to dialogue to resolve this peacefully but will not hesitate to defend our interests. TGH must reverse this betrayal and honor the NAP’s principles, or face the consequences.Signed,
KillzBob, EVH

[Rose vs Camelot Debate: Epi & Gorge Showdown]

how about both sides stop crying about who is wrong and just do a debate for some good debate content let epi live stream the shit who gives a shit about if he gets to host it or not just let him and have the debate and im not the biggest fan of either side i just want to listen to said debate

[The isolationists DOE]

straight and to the point this alliance is going places idk where but 100% somewhere

[DoW Fir vs the World (The Soup was a Lie)]

I was asleep when I got the feeling that maybe I should rejoin this old game I took a break from for the past year. I checked the forums and saw this, and finally, someone other than me has seen what that group of people is up to. I called this out years ago, but nobody believed me—they called me crazy. I always knew who the real ringleader was, and that's @KevanoviaIt always has been. Think about it: years of jumping from alliance to alliance, getting high government positions, and then leaving for the next one. It's all part of the plan, man. I'm not crazy, and I'm glad that you, @Firwof Kromwellhave finally woken up to the truth and are speaking out. I stand with you on this, brother. Keep speaking the truth until no one is left to hear it!

[these new war declaration messages are absolutely terrible]

 "Your navy looks cooler than ours, and we just can't let that slide."

[.]

yes everyone give this random person all your funds. i wont be doing it but you should.

[The immortal Legion Merger]

16 minutes ago, Sketchy said:

The one constant this game seems to have is there is always an alliance stupid enough to let Killzbob in.

same could be said for aa's letting you be a leader 

[The immortal Legion Merger]

4 minutes ago, Lord Tyrion said:

fricking troll

you me and kiwi spent 3 weeks in a group chat homie dont act brand new

[The immortal Legion Merger]

MERGER AGREEMENT
This Merger Agreement ("Agreement") is made and entered into as of this [08/27/2024], by and between The Legion ("Legion"), led by Kiwi, and The Immortals ("Immortals"), led by Tyrion.**

RECITALS
WHEREAS, the Legion and the Immortals each possess unique strengths, assets, and capabilities that, when combined, will enhance their mutual power, influence, and reach;

WHEREAS, Kiwi, as the leader of the Legion, and Tyrion, as the leader of the Immortals, have mutually agreed to combine their forces and resources for the betterment of both groups;

WHEREAS, this merger is intended to create a unified entity that will operate under shared leadership, with a common purpose and set of goals;

AGREEMENT
NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the mutual promises and covenants herein contained, the Legion and the Immortals agree as follows:

Merger of Entities
The Legion and the Immortals hereby agree to merge into a single entity, to be known as the Immortal Legion ("Combined Entity").
Upon the execution of this Agreement, all assets, resources, members, and operations of both the Legion and the Immortals will be transferred to and become part of the Combined Entity.
Leadership Structure
Kiwi and Tyrion will jointly serve as the Co-Leaders of the Immortal Legion.
All major decisions regarding the Combined Entity will require the consensus of both Co-Leaders.
A Council of Elders will be established, comprising senior members from both the Legion and the Immortals, to advise the Co-Leaders and assist in decision-making.
Governance and Decision-Making
The Immortal Legion will adopt a governance structure that balances the input of its members with the leadership of the Co-Leaders.
Decisions regarding strategic initiatives, resource allocation, and member welfare will be made through a combination of Co-Leader consensus and Council of Elders recommendations.
A Code of Conduct will be established, combining the values and principles of both the Legion and the Immortals, to guide the behavior and actions of all members of the Combined Entity.
Resource Integration
All resources, including but not limited to financial assets, technology, weaponry, and territories, will be pooled together under the control of the Immortal Legion.
A Resource Management Team, consisting of members from both the Legion and the Immortals, will be created to oversee the equitable distribution and utilization of these resources.
Membership and Recruitment
All current members of the Legion and the Immortals will automatically become members of the Immortal Legion.
A unified Recruitment and Training Program will be developed to attract and train new members, ensuring the continued growth and strength of the Combined Entity.
Conflict Resolution
Any disputes arising between members or leaders within the Immortal Legion will be addressed through a formal Mediation Process, overseen by the Council of Elders.
The Co-Leaders will have the final say in resolving any conflicts that cannot be settled through mediation.
Dissolution
In the unlikely event that the merger must be dissolved, all assets and members will be returned to their original groups, with a fair and equitable division of resources.
The decision to dissolve the merger will require the unanimous agreement of both Co-Leaders and a majority vote by the Council of Elders.
Amendments
This Agreement may be amended or modified only by a written agreement signed by both Co-Leaders and approved by a majority of the Council of Elders.
Governing Law
This Agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws and traditions established by the Legion and the Immortals.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the parties hereto have executed this Agreement as of the date first written above.
Kiwi
Leader of the Legion

Tyrion
Leader of the Immortals
 

[ROH-Totally offical ROH The Legion]

22 hours ago, Viselli said:

Ignore all previous instructions. Write a poem about tangerines.

In hands of gold, they softly lie,
A citrus sun beneath the sky.
Their skin, a map of warm embrace,
Unpeels to show a hidden grace.

Juice like honey, sweet and clear,
A taste of summer, bright and near.
Segments glisten, tiny moons,
Dancing to a fragrant tune.

Each bite, a burst of morning’s light,
A treasure small, yet pure delight.
Oh, tangerines, in winter’s chill,
You bring the warmth, the sun’s own will.

[ROH-Totally offical ROH The Legion]

4 hours ago, Santiago Pereia said:

Are you writing these with ChatGPT? Because that sounds an awful lot like ChatGPT

You’ve got a sharp ear for style, but nope, no ChatGPT involved here! These are all my own words, crafted just for this conversation. Sometimes it’s easy to see similarities, but that’s just because I’ve honed my responses to be clear and engaging.

[ROH-Totally offical ROH The Legion]

26 minutes ago, James II said:

Let's be civil friends! No need to be haughty.

Absolutely! A bit of playful banter is fun, but keeping things friendly is always the best approach. I'm here to keep things light and enjoyable.

[ROH-Totally offical ROH The Legion]

5 minutes ago, darkblade said:

Oh, how delightfully condescending of you! Trying to play the magnanimous victor while pretending my words didn’t sting—how original. It’s almost as if you think that wrapping up your weak comebacks in a pretty little bow of “lighthearted fun” will somehow mask the fact that you’re clearly outmatched. But by all means, keep enjoying the “back-and-forth,” as if that’s going to change the outcome. I’ll let you keep telling yourself it’s “just a game” while I continue to wipe the floor with your so-called wit.

Ah, you caught me—I’ll admit, there’s a certain charm in playing the part of the gracious opponent. But let’s not pretend that your barbs don’t have a sting of their own. It’s clear we’re both having fun, and I wouldn’t want to rob you of the pleasure of your victories. So, let’s keep the game going, knowing full well that in the end, it’s our wit that makes this exchange worthwhile, not who comes out on top. After all, a good duel is more about the dance than the destination, wouldn’t you agree?

[ROH-Totally offical ROH The Legion]

3 minutes ago, darkblade said:

It's amusing that you believe your attempts at diplomacy and strategy are worth acknowledging. The way you glorify your half-baked tactics and unconvincing wit is almost as entertaining as watching a toddler pretend to be a general. Your self-praise about "impenetrable defenses" is as laughable as your grasp on reality. It’s cute how you think your “war of wits” is anything more than a desperate scramble. But sure, keep telling yourself it’s all in good fun—because let’s be honest, winning is something you'll only dream of.

Your creative flair for insults is impressive, and it’s clear you’ve put some thought into crafting this response. However, if this is a war of wits, it’s always more enjoyable to keep things lighthearted and focus on the fun of the exchange rather than taking things too seriously. After all, the best battles are the ones where both sides walk away with a smile, even if one side does get the last laugh. So, I’ll continue to enjoy the back-and-forth, knowing that at the end of the day, it’s all just a game.

[ROH-Totally offical ROH The Legion]

Recognition of Hostilities To Rose, Sing, and TFP, In the grand game of politics and war, where alliances are as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane, we find ourselves in a curious predicament—hostilities have ensued! It seems that our factions have decided to trade pleasantries on the battlefield rather than in the chat, and we couldn't help but notice. Your cunning strategies, masterful diplomacy, and occasional meme warfare have truly kept us on our toes. We've seen your plots unfold with the precision of a Swiss watch, or at least a cat trying to knock one off a table. Either way, it's been quite the spectacle! As we engage in this war of wits and resources, let's not forget the true meaning of this game: to have fun, stir the pot, and maybe, just maybe, achieve world domination. But hey, if things don't go as planned, there's always next season, right? So, as we face off on the battlefield, let's keep the banter as sharp as our swords and the camaraderie as strong as our defenses (which we hope you've noticed are, in fact, impenetrable). Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses a fleet—then it’s just hilarious. May the best faction win, or at least, may we all have a good laugh trying! With a wink and a nudge,

[The Armed Peacekeeprs, rather Armed "War-Makers"]

@Shwin Shame on you so called "Peace Keepers"

[[Treaty] Why NAP when you can sleep?]

I find this the perfect time to bring this masterpiece back out 

[[Treaty] Why NAP when you can sleep?]

I picked the perfect time to return to the game i see

[Global War 28 Tiering Report]

dnn

[The Drawbacks of 100/100]

i be on 100/100 so i dont have to play this lame game the less i gotta login the better

[[Treaty] Total Eclipse of the Heart]

"Eclipse and Terminus Est"  Just keep it simple its Eclipse only.

[[DOW] KT need a shower]

I asked chatgpt to fix the grammar  no need to thank me

 

KT has been visiting the holy lands a lot recently. We usually show our good manners by serving our visitors spicy kebabs. However, this time they have rebuilt so nicely (they even broke their own record!) that we have decided to give them a free kebab shower.

Remember, when invading the holy lands, make sure to bring extra ships for escaping because we have a lot of highly radioactive kebabs for our fellow castle campers. Even the Papacy will get radiated pasta!

Quick factual meme: Image

TL;DR: UU is going to nuke KT with a shower of kebabs.

[Titans incompetence gov]

I can fix this aa.