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  1. All you basically said in a ton of words is that it's always someone else's fault besides your own. The perpetual victim. To be the aggressor, getting rekt, and then start a tantrum claiming no reps + admit defeat is literally worth telling your coalition partner, who just accepted the terms, to disband is just playing the stupid card tho.
  2. > Attacks syndisphere, waves around non-existent CB to justify "hey we're really the victim here" > Tries to validate shit CB by putting it as the #1 peace term to solidify victimhood > Tries to spin lackluster military performance "we're really just the victims of not being gud" > Tries to paint lenient peace terms with no reps as nefarious Syndisphere triumphalism and mah political diversity > Not playing the victim card Comon bb, it's the only card you have left to play at this point.
  3. Zodiac is a new alliance, thus it has a clean record. IQ is a new entity, thus it also has a clean "no-defeat" record. That in addition to BK's lack of L's thus far. Anneal, you're probably the most reasonable poster here, so this isn't directed at you. But seeing Roq, et al. to try to spin a some far-fetched narrative where IQ were the ones to attack Syndisphere with a nonexistent CB and then play the victim card with some tinfoil hat conspiracies about syndisphere triumphalism and invasion of safe spaces is laughable at best. No one buys it. I get it, IQ trying to salvage a bad situation that they got themselves into. It's time to protect some IQ feelings, ignore the facts that, as Milton said himself, Syndisphere has inflicted far more damage than received, or that Syndisphere is far better positioned to win a war of attrition (hint: we're already winning). I hope there's still enough dissent within IQ to start questioning the direction of IQ leadership.
  4. Alright bae, series of eventsrevised as expertly spun by Roq: 1. IQ activates flimsy superlegittm CB, "but pls we need validation and certification of its superlegittm CB status so we're proposing it as the #1 term in peace talks" 2. IQ+lackies attacks Syndisphere with numerical advantage, piles 7 alliances on t$, but really it was only like just 3 alliances cuz IQ is playing with a handicap (aka not gud) 3. Syndisphere rekts IQ+lackies despite the post-handicap (aka not gud) adjusted numerical disadvantage 4. IQ is then like: "aha! this was our plan all along to get ground to dust but little do they know the dust will get in their eyes!" 5. Syndisphere is like "ok" while they proceed to put on some goggles and grind down IQ more. JR continues to print some fat stacks in the corner. 6. IQ starts bawwwing "wahhh, this didn't go as planned. This dust is getting in our eyes. I know we attacked yall with our superlegittm CB, can't yall understand and validate? Pls bb we don't want an L to tarnish our record, don't you know the precedent of our W's? White pls (2x)" 7. Syndisphere: "Just admit defeat and we're done here" 8. IQ "I can't even, you're doing this out of spite, how dare you tell us to admit to the reality of the situation, you had the gall to be attacked by us and then demand such reasonable things, this is clearly a show of wanton propagation of Syndisphere triumphalism, I feel like my political diversity is being oppressed wahhhh"
  5. This couldn't be further from the truth. Lets recap the series of events here: 1. IQ activates some flimsy CB even IQ themselves couldn't get straight 2. IQ+lackies attacks Syndisphere with numerical advantage, piles 7(8?) alliances on t$ 3. Syndisphere rekts IQ+lackies despite numerical disadvantage 4. IQ is then like: "aha! this was our plan all along to get initally face rekt, we shall prevail by submerging ourselves in the bathtub" 5. Syndisphere is like "ok" while they proceed to grind down IQ and make some nice dosh via the top tier 6. IQ starts bawwwing "wahhh, this didn't go as planned. Pls bb we don't want an L to tarnish our record, white pls" 7. Syndisphere: "Just admit defeat and we're done here" 8. IQ "I can't even, you're doing this out of spite, how dare you give us such suggestions, you had the gall to be attacked by us and then demand such reasonable things, wahhhh"
  6. HBE best ally of the year material right here
  7. We firmly believe in the school of hard knocks.
  8. Happened awhile back with Vincent. Couldn't handle all those embargoes.
  9. No one is butthurt, just laughing at the stupidity that your side would collectively buy into doing this.
  10. Well seeing how Hodor facewrecked Zodiac and is now making tons of money everyday, that would be a no.
  11. It is incredible how nobody seems to care about what you're saying
  12. It sounds like you could use a Kastor handicap parking tag. Maybe it will help with the mountains of salt.
  13. Do I get a better parking space with my Kastor handicap parking tag?
  14. Absolutely. Say we were in the darkest timeline and IQ decisively won this war, does anyone honestly believe Roq woulda sent everyone from the coalition home saying "nah we don't want to be a hegemoney" and not conslidate his position? Does any other major mover in IQ not do so either? It's patently absurd. Roq/Umbrella racked up many Dubs throughout (That terrible game that is totally irrelevant and I shouldn't be bringing it up anyways) over some major tectonic shifts in the political landscape-- somehow always back in the hegemoney. It's funny to pretend otherwise.
  15. Chunky is the real monster here. Edit: For reals though, this weird fiction that Roq is trying to maintain about not trying to achieve a hegemoney is kinda funny. I think most people can clearly see past that, especially when many people respect Roq as a player because he's the kind of player to methodically work towards that hegemoney goal. He just can't publicly admit it in this case, or else Bezzers will have some choice words.
  16. Sucks to suck. Maybe you should blame it on your sister.
  17. Lmao, it's funny that you go into VM midwar and claim you got better things to do all the while getting triggered so hard that your incoherent posts are dribbling off your chin. Thanks for the loot by the way.
  18. So, what I'm getting here is that you can't even keep a single line of thought straight. That's probably why your alliance-mates breathed a huge sigh of relief when you stepped down.
  19. This is funny coming from someone who turned DEIC into a laughing stock after Mortimer. Nerd or "relevant", pick one. You keep your arguments about as coherent as your leadership abilities.
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