Jellyfish Thank Visiting OBL Teams
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MARIA (Orbis 12 October 2000) — The Government of Athretvari and the players of the nation's beloved baseball team, the Jellyfish, also known as the Felandia Athletics Batting-Practice Targets, gave special thanks today to those OBL teams displaying what soon-to-retire Jellyfish star-pitcher James Earl Jones called "exceptional sportsmanship," and have gratiously visited Stingray Stadium to the thrill of the nation's sports fans.
As a show of gratitude to those OBL teams making the long effort to visit Stingray Stadium, the Government of Athretvari authorized the National Mint to design team logos for each team that doesn't yet sport one.
Abraham Jensen, a spokeman at the National Mint said, "We weren't giving much information to work with except the team names and maybe some colors from their flag. We know these may not exactly represent the vision the teams might have had of their logos, but we hope they appreciate our desire to thank them for playing away games at Stingray Stadium."
"The logos will be hosted indefinitedly on the Athretvar Archives web-server, so should any of the teams desire to actually use their logo, they can simply use the "gothamloki" url or download the logo and then store it to their own image-host."
The Jellyfish often travel around the globe to play other OBL teams, but many of those same teams never reciprocate the effort to the disappointment of Athretvari's many OBL fans desiring to attend and watch live games at Stingray Stadium.
Jellyfish management became so upset with the unequal scheduling of some teams they approached senior government officials in an effort to thank those teams that do often visit Athretvari to play. They also released a snarky ad during one of their away games visiting one the most notorious offending teams before pulling it.
RCBC was able to save the ad before it was pulled.
None of RCBC's numerous inquiries asking about the ad to Jellyfish management and the Athretvar government were returned.
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