Longest Peace in Krakkian History
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OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER.
THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE
As the celebrations of the First Wars of Aggression nears to a close, the Nestingland has now entered its longest standing peace in its short history.
As members of the Nestingchancellery cite the numerous positive effects this has had on the Krakkian economy, the Nestingland Ministry of War has released statistics showing that it is less than enthused. Over fifty-four percent of the current population has yet to have proven itself in war, and less than seventy-six percent of the Nestingland's warmachines are currently up to date.
Please Stand By for a word from our Emperor Penguin:
My Esteemed Waddlers:
As our Nation celebrates its martial superiority over the Sub-fowl, it has come to the attention of many that we as a nation have entered our longest period of peace!
Though to many this would be a wondrous feat, what does this truly mean to the Master-Fowl?
Do we award those that have yet to earn the title of the Superior Species?
Do we acknowledge that, now more than ever, our great empire is at its weakest martial point?
Our weapons of war, once the envy of millions, are now so encrusted with rust that they are useless?
Our borders, once impervious to all outsiders, now as useless as a sieve of paper against an oncoming tsunami?
Our very citizens, each and every one of us tested against the mettle of the Underfowl, now as soft as a downy feather?
Loyal Members of the Nestingland:
I propose a change!
I propose an Empire, Forged in War, Tried in Battle,
Strong in Will,
Who will be remembered for Ten Thousand Winters!
I propose reconstruction!
I propose rearmament!
I propose Power
That in which will be the Envy-
The FEAR-
OF ALL WHO OPPOSE US!
FIIIN!
HAIL!
FIIIIN!
HAIL!
FIIIIIIN!
HAIL!
Failure to Respond to State Salutes Will Warrant Pecking Squads!
Failure to Support State Ideals Will Warrant Pecking Squads!
Failure to Report Dissent Will Warrant Pecking Squads!
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