Volume Two Edition One
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Translated to English: Hello, I'm Lucia Svadin and we have Breaking News...
BREAKING NEWS!!
The verdict of Semyon Marshenko has been released. He has been sentenced to prison for 40 years, hard labor, and a whipping and stoning at the end of every week. Vladimir Zhogin has stated, "We are greatly disappointed in Semyon Marshenko's conduct and he will be relieved of his duties immediately. Beating one's wife and supporting terrorism is never acceptable. We will be appointing a new general in the next few days."
ECONOMIC NEWS-
Khevin's GDP has risen from $1,867,529,226.05 to $1,955,807,656.02. Khevin's GDP per Capita has dropped from $2,239.12 to $2,212.66. Khevin still owes seven million rubles to Roz Wei for the construction of Guevaran.
POLITICAL NEWS-
Khevin has recently signed a NAP with the Nestingland of Krakke. A new general of the Armed Forces will be appointed soon. Vladimir Zhogin has appointed a new minister of homeland security- Mila Alfarsi. She is 25 and her statement on this was, "I am very happy that Vladimir Zhogin trusts me with this position. This is a very good opportunity to make my family proud and this country. Zhoginism it she piddqe of hitsopi toqfed!" Vladimir Zhogin also said, "She is a very trustworthy woman and very patriotic. She deserved her position and worked hard to get it. She is also a devout Muslim and believes in what the Qu'ran says. She has been optimistic about Khevin's situation at most times and she brightens everyone's mood. I also think we don't need more boring completely pessimistic men in government, like me. She is very respectful and some times make me less angry and depressed at moments. She will begin her duties on June 10." She joins the Foreign Minister of Khevin Maskhek Kateb in the cabinet.
DOMESTIC NEWS-
Andrej Vishtodos is now being hunted in Southern Valkoan. There is currently a lockdown in place and the public is advised to stay indoors. If you see Andrej Vishtodos, please call the authorities, do not approach him, he is extremely lethal and most likely heavily armed.
STATISTICS-
Crime Rate- .10% DOWN .01%
Disease Rate- 1.35% UP .29%
Population- 883,914 people UP 49868
Pollution Index- 21 points UP 9 points
I'm Lucia Svadin and I will see you soon!
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