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Defense Secretary: Unknown if Goand will participate in Great War
A scene from the battlefield.
Defense Secretary Augustina Mariano has said that it is not yet known if Goand will participate in the Great War as a member of the Brotherhood of the Clouds. "As of the moment, because of the Big Freeze, we are not able to declare war on any nation for the meantime. But by the time we exit the Big Freeze, the war might even be over!" she said. "We just pray that Roz Wei never participates", she continued.
Here is a list of War Declarations, courtesy of InGen.
President John Brinks: "!@#$ SK! !@#$ tS! !@#$ those Dio cultists!"
President John Brinks, who is notorious for his expletive-laden speeches, has condemned Seven Kingdoms, the Syndicate, and Mensa HQ in less than diplomatic terms. He says he is frustrated that Goand will not be able to participate for a very long time. "It's just so !@#$ frustrating that we can't rip their heads off!" he says, as he goes on another rant. "I mean, why?" He also condemned President Dimitri Valko of Ryas for supporting the opposing alliances. "Not only that, but the amount of Spongebob references he makes is too damn high!" He said.
PM Pascua worried about President's remarks, PM shrugs it off
Prime Minister Dylan Pascua is worried about President Brinks' remarks on SK, tS, President Valko, and MHQ. "With what he said, our country might be dead meat by the time we exit the Big Freeze!" he said in the recently-adjourned session of Parliament. "We don't have a strong military and BoC might get pummeled!", he added. Frances Viditum MP (Libertarian), however, dismissed the Goandian head of state's remarks. "I mean, let's face it, we have a parliamentary system, so the President doesn't do much anyway except signing bills. In fact, to save taxpayer's money, why don't we just get a robot that knows how to write?" she says.
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