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An Announcement: We Are Closing Down A Supermarket (Update: We Will Now Close All Supermarkets)


Peter Quill

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Hello all,
You might have heard that we have recently opened a new supermarket in the city. Our goal was to increase our tax revenues, increase commerce, and improve our nation score. But a few hours later, I had a meeting with the entire cabinet to see if supermarkets were still viable, seeing as though not one dollar has arrived in our coffers. Later we decided that both supermarkets were under-performing and that we had to close at least one. We agreed that before we open another commercial building, we had to have enough money and people first. So starting today, I, the Prime Minister, and the entire Cabinet, have decided to close one branch of our supermarket. We have yet to decide if we will also close the other branch. We will now also increase our focus on production of raw materials.

 

H.E Dylan Pascua
Prime Minister

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Please tell me this isn't international news, because this just isn't worthy of it.

Don't worry, this isn't. We're still working on that.

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Rozalia of Great Bedford concurs with you in this report. Supermarkets for your citizens to get goods are a waste. I personally make all citizens petition and pay the government to provide them a bushel of grain to eat... seeds they grow themselves not the crop itself anyway. 

 

Policy has been a success though there have been cases of peasants eating the seeds and then starving to death. A loss of manpower to be sure, but on the plus side I have a steady supply of meat and bones for my hounds.  

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The freeest nation on Earth has quite a low approval rating...

 

The nation of Canada contests with Goand for this title.

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