Guest Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 (edited) CEASE AND DESIST DEMAND November 2, 2015 Abu Haddad As-Sabiqun Alliance Some place in Asia Dear Mr. Haddad: The law office of Jack Layton represents \m/. We are writing to notify you that your use of the \m/ forum pip infringes upon our client’s exclusive "bling" rights. Accordingly, you are hereby directed to CEASE AND DESIST ALL USE OF \m/ RELATED "BLING". We have screenshots of your unapproved use to preserve as evidence. If you continue to engage in the use of our pip after receiving this letter, your actions will be evidence of “willful infringement.†We demand that you immediately (I) cease and desist your use of the \m/ pip and (II) provide us with prompt written assurance within ten (10) days that you will cease and desist from further infringement of the \m/ "bling". If you do not comply with this cease and desist demand within this time period, \m/ is entitled to use your failure to comply as evidence of “willful infringement†and seek monetary damages. In the event you fail to meet this demand, please be advised that \m/ has asked us to communicate to you that it will contemplate pursuing all available remedies, including seeking increased monetary damages and/or military expenses relief. Your liability under such actions could be considerable. Before taking these steps, however, my client wished to give you one opportunity to discontinue your conduct by complying with this demand within ten (10) days. Accordingly, please make a post here accepting the Agreement within ten (10) days to avoid all further actions. If you have any questions, please contact us directly via this thread. Sincerely, \m/ Attorney Jack Layton Edited November 2, 2015 by Cynic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 That's dumb. 3 Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 (edited) That's dumb. Edited November 2, 2015 by Cynic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donsberger Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 He's dead how he sending letters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Haddad Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 well now I'm an assassin Quote Caliph of The Caliphate of Arabia. Caliph of the Islamic State of Arabia. Principle of The Principality of Chechnya. Grand Emir of The Emirate of The Caucus. Emperor of the Empire of Persia. Sultan of The Sultanates of Turkey and The Crimea. Czar of the Tsardom of The Balkans. Archon of The Archonate of Greece. Supreme Consul of The Consulate of Italy. Shah of The Shahdom Of Khorason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 well now I'm an assassin Glad to see you have decided to accept our agreement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnl023 Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Isn't Jack Layton dead? Since abut four years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamea Arano Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 (edited) Bleh Saul Goodman is better. But seriously.. i'm pretty sure he's dead.. e.o Edited November 3, 2015 by Bernkastel Quote Terms of Service | Wiki | Contact Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 (edited) It's an joke, guys. Jack Layton is the name of a member of \m/. Well, that's his otherworldy name. Edited November 3, 2015 by Cynic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Cynic's jokes always hit there mark and they are always hilarious. I shot milk out my nose when I read this thread. Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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