Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE CURRENT AFFAIRS The Nestingland is pleased to announce Final Victory against the Sub-fowl Commu-Seals. The III and VI Penguinaries are currently securing the ruins of Sealskau as this broadcast is being aired. Grizzled Veterans of the Great Commu-Seal war on the March. Interested in joining the Master-fowl fight against the Sub-fowl enemies of the State? Enlist today! In their victory announcement, the Nestingchancellery set forth their new agenda: The eradication and domination of all sub-fowl nations on the planet of Orbis. A rough analysis is due of such nations strengths and possible usefulness to the continued goal of Master-Fowl dominion. Current Sub-fowl roster consists of: Anthropomorphic animals of Mammalian, Reptilian, Icthyomorphic, Avian (consisting of non Penguin species), Crustacean, Insectoid, and Hensonian peoples. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Enlist to : Guilding bomb with a Penguin custom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Why is there shit all over the front of the penguins? Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted August 1, 2015 Author Share Posted August 1, 2015 Why is there !@#$ all over the front of the penguins? The Victors you see before you are pinnacle specimens of the Master-fowl race, and as such they were fighting beak and nail against the sub-fowl vermin until their dying breath. It is only a matter of course that such upstanding Penguinaries would be covered in grime and war detritus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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