Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE CURRENT AFFAIRS The Nestingland is pleased to announce that Master-fowl birthrates are skyrocketing, which coincides perfectly with the new areas of land annexed from neighboring Sub-fowl territories. Unemployment rates have dropped to record lows, with the new government patrols relocating the dregs of society to the frontier to aid the Nestingland as productive members of society. Failure to notify Government officials of errant culls is a Terminal Offense! The Sea-fin arm of the Nestingland military is proud to announce the completion of the first squadron of U-ships. Unaccustomed to fighting on an even footing against their superior foes, CommuSeal raids have decreased tenfold. Expected strikes against the CommuSeal Mother-islands are expected within the year. Thirsting to crush enemies of the State? Enlist now for an additional Herring Ration! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Bubblegum Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 The Sea-fin arm of the Nestingland military is proud to announce the completion of the first squadron of U-ships. Unaccustomed to fighting on an even footing against their superior foes, CommuSeal raids have decreased tenfold. Expected strikes against the CommuSeal Mother-islands are expected within the year. Thirsting to crush enemies of the State? Enlist now for an additional Herring Ration! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Von Dietrich Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 (edited) #SupportToYou Defeat those CommuSeals! Edited April 8, 2015 by Francisco Franco Bah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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