elsuper Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 PUISSANCE, FINISTERRE-- Citizens reported significant property damage on Wednesday night when a flying object of unknown origin was shot down over the city, raining debris over homes and offices. Affected areas of the city have been sealed off pending further investigation. Officials have declined to comment on the record, although one source has shared, under condition of anonymity, that the object appears to have utilized advanced technology "indistinguishable from magic." "What we've been finding, as we analyze this debris, is a mass of cargo far out of proportion to the mass of the vehicle," the source reported. "Space-time warping properties, Lorenz contractions; this thing can travel very far, very fast, and we'll be spending years reverse-engineering it." Residents reported destruction from charred objects resembling popular toys, large quantities of red felt, as well as what appears to be animal offal and antlers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Il Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) Son, is that you? And quit ruining christmas dammit Edited December 24, 2014 by kimjongil Quote The many forms of proof regarding Kastor's sexuality: - Kastor: I already came out the closet. - MaIone: I'm gay * MaIone is now known as Kastor - Henri: i'm a !@#$it Skable: the !@#$ is a codo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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