Varspasian Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 VOTE FEDERALIST Democracy, Capitalism, Equality THE FEDERALIST PARTY PROVIDES FOR ALL The Socialist Workers Party would rather see you Starving. The Environmental Party would rather see you Jobless. The Libertarian Party would rather see you in Anarchy. IF THEY WIN, YOU'll BE STARVING, JOBLESS, AND IN CHAOS. The Federalist Party provides wealth for all! VOTE FEDERALIST TODAY! Two weeks ago, Grand Chancellor Varspasian issued a decree declaring public elections for the office of Vice Chancellor. (many disapprovers of the regime claim that it was simply to make the people believe Silistrious was still run "by the people") These are the outcomes of the four major parties that competed, as well as a generalization of the other parties. Outcomes in the first round of elections: Federalist Party: 34% Socialist Workers Party: 26% Environmental Party: 21% Libertarian Party: 16% Other: 3% Outcomes in the second round of elections: Federalist Party: 39% Socialist Workers Party: 41% Environmental Party: 14% Libertarian Party: 6% Outcomes in the third round of elections: Federalist Party: 43% Socialist Workers Party: 42% Environmental Party: 15% Outcomes in the final round of elections: Federalist Party: 47% Socialist Workers Party: 53% Socialist Fredrik Þorrid was inaugurated today as the 31st Vice Chancellor, which also makes him the first Vice Chancellor since Varspasian's ascension to Grand Chancellorship. Quote THE FASCIST REPUBLIC OF SILISTRIOUS THE REAL P&W FASCIST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Congratulations! on your elections Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greene Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 = Cable from Resvernas = //START CABLE// On this momentous occasion, His Majesty's government congratulates the Grand Chancellor and the people of Silistrious on a democratic process well done. Good weather to the Vice Chancellor as he takes up his post in your political climate. //END CABLE// = A clipping from a very random and unimportant blog based in Resvernas = A private individual close to His Majesty, the King, most likely the cook, has indicated that the King may not be as favorable to this Socialist politician as his Foreign Office would have you otherwise believe. According to this unnamed source, this blogger can exclusively report that Grealind said, "Socialists? In my backyard! Hah!" before he promptly started choking on his treacle tart. Quote Formerly known as Grealind of Resvernas (28 October 2014-29 August 2017) and Greene of Japan (29 August 2017-28 Septmber 2017) 7th Caretaker of Duat, the Deity Thoth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alataq Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Congratulations on your "elections" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varspasian Posted December 16, 2014 Author Share Posted December 16, 2014 Congratulations on your "elections" If you are implying that these elections weren't democratic in every way, shape, and form, you're probably correct. Quote THE FASCIST REPUBLIC OF SILISTRIOUS THE REAL P&W FASCIST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgi Stomana Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 The Democratic Republic of Koprivshtitsa hereby expresses deep concern regarding the repression and propaganda used by the Silistrious government against the Socialist Worker's Party in their elections. Quote Democratic Republic of Koprivshtitsa (DRK; Bulgarian: Demokraticheska republika Koprivshtitsa) Communist Party of Koprivshtitsa (CPK; Komunisticheska partiya na Koprivshtitsa (KPK)) Member-state of the Green Protection Agency ~Peace and Fraternity Between All Nations~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varspasian Posted December 19, 2014 Author Share Posted December 19, 2014 The Democratic Republic of Koprivshtitsa hereby expresses deep concern regarding the repression and propaganda used by the Silistrious government against the Socialist Worker's Party in their elections. Oh come now, there was HARDLY any repression and propaganda against the Socialist Worker's Party... by the government that is. Maybe. "He'll probably be assassinated, but at least he got elected, am I right?" - Grand Chancellor Varspasian, after the inauguration Quote THE FASCIST REPUBLIC OF SILISTRIOUS THE REAL P&W FASCIST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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