[DOW] Propane Fired Love for Eclipse

[Razgriz24]

Woah guys, y'all still use the forums? That's hecka retro and awesome! My legal team advises me to make a post here so that all the e-lawyers aren't confused at a later point and whatnot. In defense of Eclipse (and we already were under attack anyway, accidental or not) We, the propane defense militia of Strickland Propane, declare WAR on the Knights Templar (ask them why). With Strickland's large numbers and staggeringly enormous ego, we intend to rapidly shift the tides of this great war into our favor. 

~Semper Propanus

 

[Darth Ataxia]

Excuse me, Mr. Propane. Can I buy some Propane and/or Propane accessories to heat a castle in a very cold, very long winter? Heated water turns our frogs gay.

[Tiberius Aurion]

14 minutes ago, Darth Ataxia said:

Excuse me, Mr. Propane. Can I buy some Propane and/or Propane accessories to heat a castle in a very cold, very long winter? Heated water turns our frogs gay.

 

[Razgriz24]

On 4/29/2023 at 7:24 AM, Darth Ataxia said:

Excuse me, Mr. Propane. Can I buy some Propane and/or Propane accessories to heat a castle in a very cold, very long winter? Heated water turns our frogs gay.

If you sign up for Strickland Prime you will receive monthly shipments of not only sweet sweet propane but also Super Propane Vitality which will negate and reverse all the atrazine and glyphosate in the tap water as well as 30 StricklandWars.com bumper stickers that you didn't ask for.