Jordan Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 After the recent election in African Manitoba, the Premier Posed for a new official portrait. While speaking to the press, Premier Jordan laid out the plan for his new 200 day term as Premier. Premier Jordan: "Today we start a path of job creation. We have made it our priority as the government you voted for, to create jobs for YOU! We have already taken measures by opening munitions facilities in all cities in the nation." Winnipeg Free Press Reporter: "Sir, while you talk about job creation, the citizens have grown concerned over the recent increase in pollution due to the munitions facilities, care to comment?" Premier Jordan: "I have shown through my record, that I am capable of both caring for my country and it's citizens. I hope that through these new initiatives, we will significantly reduce homelessness, as well as increase the money that is available for everyday working class African Manitobans. Thank you no further Questions." Winnipeg Free Press Headline: Premier Jordan Refuses to Address Pollution Levels AMBC Headline: Polls Show a Decrease in Support For Premier Jordan Due to Rising Pollution Levels MBTV Headline: Proposed New Laws Appear to Rework the Electoral Ridings in Favour of Premier Jordan, is this Gerrymandering? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyDLegend Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Congratulations to Premier Jordan for an another term! Now where is my JOB! 1 Quote Former Manager t$ and Director of R&D Former Director of Finance, Security in e$ Founder of The Prate Syndicate(test server) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted September 20, 2019 Author Share Posted September 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, MonkeyDLegend said: Congratulations to Premier Jordan for an another term! Now where is my JOB! Premier Jordan is happy to announce, that alongside long time International Ally (MonkeyDLegend) he is starting a new fund to supply underprivileged children from around Orbis, with fresh air. This program is set to begin in 300 days, under a third term. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyDLegend Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Jordan said: Premier Jordan is happy to announce, that alongside long time International Ally (MonkeyDLegend) he is starting a new fund to supply underprivileged children from around Orbis, with fresh air. This program is set to begin in 300 days, under a third term. I will support this cause with 1 billion dollars, those children have to eat! 1 Quote Former Manager t$ and Director of R&D Former Director of Finance, Security in e$ Founder of The Prate Syndicate(test server) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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