Hereno Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) in an effort to shake things up and give the people a greater voice in government, president barack "the islamic shock" superallah hussein obama has decided to hold a lottery using the social security numbers of all american citizens. the person picked by the lottery is given the power to enact a single executive order, law, piece of legislation, rule, (you get the point), with no way to overturn it for at least four years, even by the president themselves (current or future), with the approval of the entire congress and supreme court. you are chosen. what is your choice? Edited April 2, 2016 by Hereno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoS Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 A law to grant me more laws. Everyone knows that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 A law to grant me more laws. Everyone knows that. go away :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fistofdoom Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Everyone must wear tophats from the moment they are born until three and a half hours after death, no exceptions. 2 Quote 01:05:55 <%fistofdoom> im out of wine 01:06:03 <%fistofdoom> i winsih i had port 01:06:39 <@JoshF{BoC}> fistofdoom: is the snowman drunk with you 01:07:32 <%fistofdoom> i knet i forgot somehnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoS Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) If I can't wish for more wishes... I'd make a law to replace income taxes with land taxes. Edited April 2, 2016 by SoS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I'll require all dictionaries (online and physical) to have "infringement" (the action of limiting or undermining something) as the first word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Implement Taco Tuesday as a requirement for all eating establishments. Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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