DivineCoffeeBinge

I mean 40K is pretty fash my dude Sorry to be the one to break it to you

"Please send me your money to gamble with I promise you'll get a share if I win, honest"

To be fair this sentence applies to most posts

You might be a Very Important Program, they don't know

Does anyone else get irrationally mad at the baseball CAPTCHA Like yelling at your monitor "Yes I'm a f***ing human I was a human the last seventeen times you f***ing asked I hate you so much" It can't be just me, can it

Huh, who would've thought. It figures.

You just don't understand irony Consider rain on your wedding day

Foreverwar... EXTREEEEEEME!!!111!!one!

Well now that song is gonna be stuck in my head for days

You don't know that By "us" he could be referring to the voices in his head

I would like to instead propose Nine Million Nuke November where we try to reach the magic total of 9,000,000 nukes detonated and make everyone starve I think my proposal has a better chance of success

Ffffffffffffooooooorrrrrrrrrrrreverwar

Nah, Chloe, come join the dark side of "screw it let's just foreverwar then, no one foreverwars like a goon" It's where I'm at and the drinks are better

Nah dude I was speaking more generally of my alliance rather than myself in specific and I'm sorry that I gave you enough credit to think you'd comprehend that, I won't make that mistake again P.S. "being told to say that" ahahahahaha it's great that you think anyone I'd listen to actually cares enough about rebutting you on the forums

I don't expect anything beyond my friends and I getting to keep using your nations as loot pinatas to fuel our growth. What I would bet actual people in leadership expect is for the side that is losing to admit to their loss so that no one wastes time with 'negotiation sessions' that end up going nowhere because the losing party is acting like the winning party, because we all have, like, lives to live and wasting time in unproductive negotiations isn't anyone's idea of fun... but you'd have to ask them about it. I suspect you won't, you'll continue to flail about how unreasonable it is that the people who are blowing up your stuff want you to admit that your stuff was blown up before they stop, which... sure, okay

An admission of defeat is by no means a surrender unless you have a horrible concussion-related brain injury. An admission of defeat is saying "okay, we lost, you won." A surrender is saying "we will not fight any longer." You can admit defeat without surrendering ("we're losing now but we'll keep fighting and try to turn this around") and you can surrender without admitting defeat ("we were kicking your ass but we want the war to end so we can do more important shit, so fine, go ahead and say you won, we don't care") and conflating the two terms into one is remarkably stupid, I hope for the sake of all that is sane and rational that you aren't actually in charge of anything because holy heck that's just... seriously, I feel dumber for having read that, it's really impressive

But you don't understand if it becomes known they went to the office they wouldn't be able to say "but we never read that" good god this is the dumbest 'peace process' I've ever seen and the amount of flailing about it makes me pleased the war is still ongoing

Damn right

That would be cool too but mostly I just think the name is stupid

Speaking solely for myself, I would like to see this war end so that another war with a less stupid name can take its place This has been my very important opinion thank you