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    A Snake's Tale: Surrender, Booze, and Peace

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    GG to all involved. It was fun while it lasted. Here is the uncensored version for those brave and beautiful enough to read. ;)
     

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    Partisan strode into the command tent, blood dripping off his armor and splatting on the ground. Benfro, Daveth, Hughes, James, and Squeegee and the other negotiators filed in behind him. They too, had blood all over them. None of the other Quack leaders already in the tent were fazed. At this point there were few who had no blood on their armor. Partisan took a seat at the command’s circular table. A battle map was laid out and Quack had little ground left. Roses, Hedges, and assorted Swamp creatures surrounded the remaining Quack strongholds. A defeat was all but confirmed. Three pints of ale were placed before Partisan. He drank heavily from the first one before beginning to speak.

     

    “My lords and ladies, I think we can all agree that this military endeavor has not necessarily worked out in Quack’s favor. We have just returned from negotiations with the Nameless Paperless Coalition and have the terms for our peace.” He began patting his armor, then his belt before he remembered. “Ah yes, Bennyboi has our papers.” He drank from his pint again, allowing the ale to spill from the sides and down his armor. “Go ahead, Benny. Read them our terms.”

     

    Benfro read aloud the terms of Quack’s surrender and peace. Partisan drank his second pint of ale as a vote was cast with unanimous passage.  “Well,” Daveth said, “all that remains is to present our terms to our army and make our surrender official before our enemies.” 

     

    At that moment, horns blew and the Quack army began to shout. The NPC delegation had arrived. The Quack leaders got up from the table and walked outside with Partisan carefully clutching his last pint of ale.

     

    Walking up the hill was Halfman, a drunken soldier, the Potato King, a prickly old man pushed in a wheelchair by the head gardener, Jarles the Puppet, and two foxes. Benfro signaled for a table to be set up and served while the leadership sat down and their armies watched on.

     

    “Well, Snek,” croaked the prickly old man, “I’ve gotten the best of you again, until my memory fails and I have to come get you off my color bloc lawn again.” His laughter quickly devolved into coughing before LeftBehind rushed forward and fed him some medicine. “Nappy nap time.” the old man mumbled before drifting off to sleep. Partisan sighed and then stood up shakily.

     

    “Now that we’re all, uhhhh, where we are. I think we can commence with the sssssigning and public reading of the terms and surrender.” Partisan said and then plopped down in his chair. 
    “Excuse me, I just need to make sure that is okay with my leaders and is what we’re supposed to do.” Jarles said before getting up and running over to Valk and Vexz. A short whispered conversation later, he returned to his seat. “My leaders have told me we can proceed.”

     

    The peace document soon was passed around the table and signed by each representative. Partisan dipped his snake tail in the ale and signed with his beloved booze. The old man was still asleep, so his aide signed for him. When the last signature was complete, Adam of the $yndicate stood up and read the document aloud for all to hear. 

     

    Official Peace Terms:

    Effective at Day Change of 14/12/2020-15/12/2020 (Greenwich Mean Time)

     

    1.     Quack posts admission of defeat.

    2.     Blanket NAP of 120 days (Ending on the 13th April 2021) including all current protectorates on both sides.

    3.     All wartime changes in regards to color blocs must be reversed to pre-war status. This applies to both coalitions and protectorates for the duration of the NAP.

    4.     No new war declarations after peace is in effect; any ongoing wars may end naturally via peace, expiry, or beige.

    5.     Yui is to be provided a baby giraffe picture from TKR.

     

    When Adam finished reading aloud, armies from all factions shouted for joy and the leaders congratulated each other on a well fought war. Quack and NPC leadership walked down the hill together to celebrate and feast. Peace had arrived and the world was no longer burning.

     

    The old man remained at the table, still sleeping from his medicine, mumbling about punching the snek again. Partisan also remained nearby, too drunk to walk, too tired to celebrate. He cradled his third half-empty pint in his arms and drifted off to sleep. 

     

    TL;DR: Quack surrenders to the Nameless Paperless Coalition. Both parties agree to peace with a 4 month NAP. 


    jarles.jpg it's all for fun Jarles bb. 
    Thx @Adrienne 

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    Unable to Form New Alliance

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    I am attempting to form a new alliance. The 5 day timer has passed (was in previous alliance for 9 days).
    When I try to create the alliance I am met with the following error. 
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    However, the only flags i have attempted to use are the default flags. I have tried changing them to other default flags with the same result. 

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    We are here for the whales - t$ DoW

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    Posted · Edited by Darth Ataxia

    4 hours ago, Sweeeeet Ronny D said:

    You know its grumpy, yet another justification for our caution about your sphere, this slight is noted and will not be forgotten.

    It is GOB or whatever name we want, and GOB cannot correct anyone otherwise, ronny friend. 
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    I know that in your senile state it can be hard to remember, but we are here to help :) 

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    [DOW] When You Leak This Much You Need To Get Some Diapers

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    Winterfell:


    Zygon, Daveth, and Sval the Maleficent were feasting together in the Great Hall. The Nexus Coalition had just returned from a successful venture beyond the Wall to put down a Wildling army. 
        “My favorite moment was when Sval turned all those kids into toads.” Daveth was saying with a laugh, “Truly as Maleficent as the Pacificans claimed.” The three leaders clashed their mugs together and drank heavily from them. 
        A maester burst into the hall and made his way to the King’s table. 
        “My Lord, I bring an urgent message for you. It, it wasn’t meant for us and the page was blank at first, until some water leaked on it.” He held out the paper to Zygon, who took it and read before passing it to Sval, who in turn passed it to Daveth. 
        “My Lords,” Zygon said “I believe we all understand what the contents of this message imply and I also believe that we all understand what our duty compels us to do.”
        Daveth and Sval nodded, “Aye,” Sval said, “Let’s rally the troops and ride south.”
        “You stole the words right out of my mouth.” Daveth said with a grin

    The Commonwealth’s Camp:


        Putmir woke up to find that the air had grown cold in the night. Freezing in fact. He rolled off his cot and stumbled outside. Ice covered the ground and as he gazed around the camp, his eyes settled on a hill just beyond the entrance. His heart sank into the pit of his stomach. 
        Beyond the encampment stood an army. In the center were the legions of Carthago and House Stark infantry. The rearguard was held by the Order of the White Rose, the most maleficent mages the world had to offer. On the flanks stood the cavalry of House Stark but those were not any ordinary mount that they rode upon. Direwolves the size of Horses and with teeth as sharp as a dragon’s were ready to race down the hill and encircle the camp. 
        “Sound the alarm!” Putmir yelled. “Wake up! We’re under attack!” 
        Around him the camp burst to life as the Commonwealth’s army arose from their slumber. Soldiers ran around in bits of their armor, struggling to belt on their swords. 
        From the hill, Putmir heard three blasts of a horn. Chaos erupted around him. Fire began to rain down from the sky, melting the ice and turning the ground in the camp to mud. The Direwolf cavalry made their charge, encircling the camp and then rushing inwards, breaching what few fortifications Putmir had ordered to be made. In a panic, the Commonwealth soldiers rang out of the entrance to escape the bloodbath that surrounded them, looking for any chance to escape, only to be met by the shields and swords of the Carthaginian Legion.
        Blood leaked from the camp, just as the intercepted message had leaked the plans of the Commonwealth. 
        Putmir looked around him and wept, for Sphinx had done diddly messed up. 


    TLDR: Nexus declares war on The Commonwealth for plotting to engage in warfare against the Nexus Bloc and her allies.
    Look at the war stats here: CTOwned - Politics And War Stats
     

    [spolier] file:///C:/Users/mpnor/Downloads/Direct_Messages_-_Private_-_Boyce_the_Great_762528858145685524_2020-10-13_to_2020-10-15_3 (1).html [/spoiler]

     

     
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