Jodo Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) It's come to my attention that my fine alliance has a 50% tax rate. This ridiculous amount is unacceptable and uncalled for. When questioned, my leadership said it was for sundays only, and for growing purposes. Well to that I say hogwash. My daily revenue may have doubled in the last week due to this program, and sure... I might have acquired 100% commerce in several cities. But what of our glorious leaders? Clearly this is a scam of our membership.They sit back and send out cash and resources freely to our lower ranked nations, and take very little for their own purposes! It's a crime. #rollTEst tl;dr if I had a gun with 2 bullets and was trapped in a room with DEIC, GPA, and TEst... I'd shoot TEst twice. This post brought to you by sleep madness and jerking my leaders chains. Also, still president. Edited January 18, 2015 by Jodo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Clearly Diabolos is behind these tax rates. 2 Quote Second in Command of UPN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted January 18, 2015 Author Share Posted January 18, 2015 Clearly Diabolos is behind these tax rates. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Mine was better. You should have added to the end "Also, I've heard Pubstomper is gay." Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Burn everything. Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Phiney Posted January 18, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 18, 2015 I know nothing about what you speak of 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted January 18, 2015 Author Share Posted January 18, 2015 Mine was better. You should have added to the end "Also, I've heard Pubstomper is gay." Everyone knows that already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) Diabolos never raised the tax more than 30% if I remember, It is expected to be 100% tax free but donation. how much have you collected today? Edited January 18, 2015 by Arthur James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELPINCHAZO Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 we probably still have less in the bank that most of the 3rd page AAs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 we probably still have less in the bank that most of the 3rd page AAs As it should be. Money in the bank is a waste. o/ TEst for proper finance. Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phiney Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 how much have you collected today? All of it. All the monies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted January 18, 2015 Author Share Posted January 18, 2015 All of it. All the monies. You tyrant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 It's come to my attention that my fine alliance has a 50% tax rate. This ridiculous amount is unacceptable and uncalled for. When questioned, my leadership said it was for sundays only, and for growing purposes. Well to that I say hogwash. My daily revenue may have doubled in the last week due to this program, and sure... I might have acquired 100% commerce in several cities. But what of our glorious leaders? Clearly this is a scam of our membership.They sit back and send out cash and resources freely to our lower ranked nations, and take very little for their own purposes! It's a crime. #rollTEst tl;dr if I had a gun with 2 bullets and was trapped in a room with DEIC, GPA, and TEst... I'd shoot TEst twice. This post brought to you by sleep madness and jerking my leaders chains. Also, still president. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) tl;dr if I had a gun with 2 bullets and was trapped in a room with DEIC, GPA, and TEst... I'd shoot TEst twice.I like a good hypothetical as much as the next guy, but you must admit this one is simply ludicrous. If those 3 alliances and Jodo were all in a room, he (in hypothetical reality) wouldn't get to shoot at all, as GPA would judge the gun a threat to the safety of the green sphere and kill everything in the room with its spies before a round had left the chamber. Also, if Jodo kills an alliance, is he still president? Edited January 18, 2015 by TheNG 5 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted January 18, 2015 Author Share Posted January 18, 2015 GPA confirmed for TEst meatshield. I made the Halls of the Dead once. I see no issue with being president of the dead again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 It would be good if you can take the tax to recover the lost from being assassinated by spy op. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarke Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) I can confirm it wasn't me but I would like to have taxed 100% of TEst. As it should be. Money in the bank is a waste. o/ TEst for proper finance. And you think yourself to be a bank manager. Edited January 18, 2015 by Diabolos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxxikation Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 As the unofficial TEst Finance Calculator, by my count we should collect almost $6.00 by the end of today's 50% Sunday. It seems like there is an extremely large (even large by TEst's count) recurring monthly charge for "Booze & Ladies of the Night" order by Jodo. We are investigating this matter internally. Thank you all for your support during these tough times of trials and trepidation and alliteration. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELPINCHAZO Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Phiney will probably spend it on beans and toast before Jodo gets to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 As the unofficial TEst Finance Calculator, by my count we should collect almost $6.00 by the end of today's 50% Sunday. It seems like there is an extremely large (even large by TEst's count) recurring monthly charge for "Booze & Ladies of the Night" order by Jodo. We are investigating this matter internally. Thank you all for your support during these tough times of trials and trepidation and alliteration. How DARE you, Jodo. /me storms off back to his cave /me opens a safe and pulls out a TEst Credit Card with Jodo's name on it /me starts ordering more hookers from Russian websites. 1 Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I can confirm it wasn't me but I would like to have taxed 100% of TEst. And you think yourself to be a bank manager. How much of their assets do you think banks keep on hand? Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Saeton has to import penguins to the North Pole for his enjoyment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Polar bears don't eat penguins. They eat seals and walruses iirc. Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Saeton has to import penguins to the North Pole for his enjoyment. Why? You know how hard it is to get them to leave afterward? I'd just go to Antarctica, have my enjoyment, then leave, as there's nothing else there. Plus Russian girls can do this thing with their tongue...and penguins have beaks. 2 Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Why? You know how hard it is to get them to leave afterward? I'd just go to Antarctica, have my enjoyment, then leave, as there's nothing else there. Plus Russian girls can do this thing with their tongue...and penguins have beaks. Russian girls do not have a monopoly on that thing with their tongue. Expand your horizons. Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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