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Edwardidk

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  1. TFP is hiding banks but no one is hitting them. We got Silenzio, Space Rome, Penguin Island, Blazing Knights, and the other money dumps. Is TFP the step no one wants to take?

  2. Freakzilla brings up a good point. We should have taken care of the weebs a long time ago. They're the ones behind everything.

    1. Edwardidk

      Edwardidk

      Ah crap, they've discovered us. Time to take them out.

      Image result for satania gun

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  3. It's a new week! That means its ask Honey Monster a question week! #askmeanything

  4. If man invented fire, how did things burn before humans arrived?

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  5. Animals turn food into shit, but no animal turns shit into food.

    Tell me the last time you saw a cow shit out a supreme pizza w/ extra mushroom.

    Case Closed.

  6. I don't shit where I eat, but I eat where I shit.

    #justdungbeetlethings

    1. Edwardidk

      Edwardidk

      sigh

      Shifty got to the alcohol again didn't he? ;)

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  7. Sometimes I like to paint myself blue and stick nails in my skin. Then I run around and sometimes curl up into a ball while saying "Gotta go fast." The problem is no matter how fast I go, I can't outrun my problems.

  8.  Ye boi, back to the original name. !@#$ rebranding. I'm also hammered so Alex should be happy I do impulsive shit when drunk.

    1. Edwardidk

      Edwardidk

      Beautiful <3

      SHIFTY STRANGER, NOW IN HIGH DEFINITION AYY

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  9. If one was to go back in time and have anal intercourse with themselves, would that be gay? Or just masturbation?

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