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Horsecock

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  1. 20 minutes ago, Krampus said:

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    Thou Turkish Devil!
    Brother and companion to the accursed Devil, and Secretary to Lucifer himself, Greetings!
    What the hell kind of noble knight art thou? Satan voids and thy army devours. Never wilt thou be fit to have the sons of Christ under thee. Thy army we fear not, and by land and by sea in our chaikas we will do battle against thee.
    Thou scullion of Babylon, thou beer-brewer of Jerusalem, thou goat-thief of Alexandria, thou swineherd of Egypt (both the Greater and the Lesser), thou Armenian pig and Tartar goat. Thou hangman of Kamyanets, thou evildoer of Podolia, thou great silly oaf of all the world and of the netherworld and, before our God, a blockhead, a swine's snout, a mare's ass, and clown of Hades. May the devil take thee!

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  2. If you know an alliance that desperately needs rolled, and you got money to pay, this message is for you.

    For $1.5b per day, you can hire this war machine to roll anyone you want, all while maintaining anonymity.

    Estimated damage inflicted: 15b in 1 round

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