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    A Few Zodiac Announcements

    in Alliance Affairs

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    Just now, Anneal said:

    This treaty has no flag and is therefore unprofessional and void. Do it again.

    Seriously though, congrats to Cerebrus and Zodiac and I wish you both the best in your future endeavors or something like that.

    go make me a sandwich

     

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    Treaty of Miranda Lawsons Bizzare Adventure

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted · Edited by Verin

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    A winter with no end, a cold with no mercy. King Valdoroth Kai looks out a window of the red keep, overlooking King's Landing, home of the rich and poor, where telling the truth will lead you nowhere but Flea Bottom, and deception is more abundant than air. The streets of King's Landing are empty, ports frozen, the entire kingdom is at standstill until the never ending winter finally comes to an conclusion. Just as King Valdoroth turns around, the air shattered, multiple cracks can be heard, explosions ripping the air, sounding like a hundred storms at once, as if the God's themselves came down to the mortal world for war. There seems to be no end to this nightmare, until a high pitched noise is heard, as if a baby direwolf was slaughtered. The sound is followed by a red trail ascending to the heavens and and silence fell upon us in its wake. Even as the KingsGuard stood trembling King Valdoroth stood still for a moment with no fear in his eyes.

    A moment passes, then turns to his KingsGuard and says “Prepare the men, I want my retinue out in force within the hour”, the KingsGuard stood in fear, as if they thought their king was a mad man, who would want to go up against the Gods? “NOW!!” Screamed Valdoroth. Within an hour, six hundred men were organized and marched out of the the Dragon Gate to head north, none wanted to be there, except for King Valdoroth. With haste, they make their way north, towards the light. For three hours, they walk with , no rests and no food, until they arrived to a camp of slaughtered raiders.

    Their bodies riddled with holes, some missing limbs, “no animal could do this alone”. His advisers begged him to return behind the safe walls of Kings Landing, but Valdoroth would have none of it. What little trade was left within the Seven Kingdom was pillaged by the raiders, he felt at peace with the slaughter of such men. All of a sudden, red dots appear on King Valdoroth and his men, almost as if he had a rash. An Andal looking being appeared in the distance, hiding in bushes. One of them walks forward, and without any hesitation, Valdoroth does too.

    “My name is Miranda Lawson and I represent the best of Cerberus, apologies for the mess, they did attack us first. Take a seat, hope you don't mind the mess” Valdoroth doesn't utter a word, analysing Miranda, calculating each word, for after seeing what they managed to do to the raiders, he didn't want to act or speak without understanding his opponent. Miranda could see him working, almost robotic, as if she could see the cogs turning in his head. Both leaders sit for five minutes until Miranda finally breaks the silence “I've introduced myself and who I represent, it's usually common courtesy to for the other party to do the same. Valdoroth sits in silence for another 20 seconds until “My name is Valdoroth Kai, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, this is my land you currently trespass on, what are your intentions? “Progress” , says Miranda “We have no intentions of war nor games, we are here for science and progress”. King Valdoroth seems intrigued and invites them to the warm halls of the Red Keep.



     

    Article 1: Bro code

    In the event either alliance gets shit faced, The Seven Kingdoms and Cerberus both agree to respond to any text and agrees to pick the other up from the pub/bar/strip club and not snitch to their significant other/s.

     

    Article 2: Sharing Nudes

    With the intent of ensuring both alliances get laid, should either SK or Cerberus come across knowledge that could affect the other's sex life or otherwise endanger the other’s members, both agree to reveal such details. The information is only to be acted upon by the affected alliance.

     

    Article 4: NAP for the NAP god

    Neither Cerberus nor SK will have sexual relations with that woman.  

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    Article 5: Order 66

    Should either side wish to terminate the treaty, they must first provide Commander Cody with the Order 66 code with 72 hour notice to the other before making a public announcement of the Cerberus’s attempt to take over the Republic.


     

     

    Signed for Cerberus

    Illusive Man: Bradley Davies
    Head of Operations: Boki
    Operative of Foreign Affairs: Verin

    Operative of Internal Affairs: Eddard Stark

    Operative of Econ: Toll

    Operative of Military Affairs: CT

     

     

     

    Signed for SK

    King: Valdoroth Kai

    Grand Maester: Brooklyn666

    Lord Commander: Callum

    Master of Coin: Clover

    Master of Whispers: Mikey

    High Septon: Squeegee

     

    tl;dr Valyria 2.0 strikes again (SK/Cerberus MDP)

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    War. War Never Changes.

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted · Edited by Verin

    Except the words in question were 'spewed' by your leaders. And calling people 'worms' might lead to the impression your salty about something.

    I was referring to the second term, that we have nothing to be embarrassed about and any statements being stated could be disregarded. Also the "worm" statement wasn't referring to everyone on the other side, nor those we fought in the war, it was referring to those low enough to use it against us in a degrading manner.

    The second term is only calling for people to mock it, it shouldn't have been included. I regret not speaking up about that. Oh well.

    War. War Never Changes.

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted

    So funfact we didn't sign an a term that said members couldn't shitpost. We signed a term that said we wouldn't shitpost in the actual agreement. However if you feel the peace terms have been violated, we will be perfectly happy to void the entire agreement and reengage at your earliest convenience.

     

    Speaking in character you should be embarrassed. 

    I am in character, and the in character me is not embarrassed by the words spewed by worms with bigger guns.

    War. War Never Changes.

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted

    1. I mean they requested the term, and its fine with me. Not like they need our help, they've done a fine job embarrassing themselves and I'm sure they will continue to do so.

     

    2. They had a CB?

    embarrassed? I'm not embarrassed. Why should we be embarrassed by what a bunch of plebs with an internet connection have to say? Least of all over a "game". This is a game right, or did I miss that part? I agree that was a pretty dumb term to include. But it is what it is.

     

    any who. good war gents. Until next time

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    Mercenary Order of Small Nations Declaration of Existance

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted

    Errr.... Buddy, I think Arrgh for something in the couple dozen million or something. You're asking for a million to attack someone, and 2 million as a base cost when attacking alliances. When you're only 100 score, I don't think that the damage you can cause will even come close to a tenth of that amount of money. At your score, I'd be hiring you out for 10k max, and only if I'm in a really good mood and have money to burn. No offense, but those rates are beyond exorbitant.

    pft, they'd have to pay that to lick my boots

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    Propaganda Thread

    in Orbis Central

    Posted

    I remember when NPO had the best propaganda team in the business and these would be 10+ pages long with decently photoshopped stuff.

     

    Now you all have to suffer my MS Paint nostalgia-fueled wrath.

     

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    don't worry friend, I love your MS paint nostalgia-fueled wrath.

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