RedArmy BushMan

Granted but they only speak Egyptian. I wish my computer would stop over heating.

Pumpkins

Granted, but you are only allowed to be the princess because the prince wants to live in anominity. To make any princess desicion you must first gain princess points. Then you must choose to romance the prince, a horse boy, a fox boy, or a dwarf. I wish I hadn't eat so much today.

Granted. They're cooking exotic animal penises from around the world. I wish I had a stable income to support myself with.

Granted. They're all banned Bloc Party members. I wish I could get my Baklava recipie right.

Heather

Tickle

Granted but Will saw you before doing it so he throws paint on you. I wish I could fly.

Granted but your wish has been erased from exsistence, and not even you remember what it was. I wish I had a tax stamp

Granted. Hyper inflation makes it's value that of a nickle back in 2002 I with I had a Cimarron 1911 with a blued finish.

Spears

Military

Fines

Granted. The lottery episode from Sliders becomes reality. I wish it wasn't so damn hot right now.

Porn stars

Crusades

Men in tights

Warranty

Banishment

Doctor

Bill Clinton

Micky Rooney

Granted but DeeDee still ruins all of his experiments. I wish I could control the passage of time.

Everything is bomb

Bloc Party