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  1. 21 hours ago, Malichy said:

    I'm glad we got this done finally. I am not a believer in the pineapple thing myself but it's all in good fun. (Or, it might be a good CB and opening shot of the Pineapple Wars.) 😲

    Most of all I will miss @Indger's gifts. Their beauty was unparalleled. ❤️ I don't know how well my crops will fare without that beautiful irradiation but we will have to cope.

    Good luck everybody, it's been mostly fun with you all. Let's talk when we're not launching stuff at each other. 🖖

    "The Pineapple War" is not only valid but the best war name I could think of for a future confrontation.

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  2. 2 hours ago, James II said:

    We never 'won' any wars and we're still a monster. 

    yes you are.

    39 minutes ago, Hodor said:

    People need to stop attributing the opinions of one person to people.

    If I see comments in the next war TKR/Wayward win about how TKR and Wayward are against dogpiling, I will remind you that only Mayor is engaging in this. He's entitled to his opinion, but he's exactly one person.

    fair enuf

  3. 22 minutes ago, James II said:

    I love how suddenly people are 'opposed' to dog piling wars. Couldn't get a peep out of them when certain spheres/alliances went around dogpiling in much greater numbers.?
     

    nevermind the history of the alliance, likely the largest offender of 'dog piles.'

    people are opposed to losing wars. You can lose 3 wars in a row but the moment you win one you are a monster.

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  4. On 12/5/2022 at 9:34 PM, Mayor said:

    You are ignoring the tons of garbage wars Clock and Eclipse has fought since that time. (many people point to Eclipse being the reason for Clocks aversion to tough fights ie. Hollywood

    you mention clock hqving garbage wars and eclipse dogpiling Cata. I want to refresh your memory that Cata and Eclipse were most of Clock. What you saw here was Clock fighting eachother, you just don't like it because your friends lost.

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    1 hour ago, vasya_nyasha said:

    Eclipse attack is clearly aggressive attack that is not forced by any treaties.
    Or you knew about Eclipse being ready to go in but didnt say your ally about it?

    They leaked their own plots and machinations where they were planning to chain into attacking Eclipse and Oreo after they were done with Midgard.

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  6. 9 hours ago, Keegoz said:

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    I suppose if you're going to lie, might as well show it.

    so you just showed the world you were plotting against Oreos. You keep throwing your cards because you are salty. You should let someone else run Cata since clearly you are not cut out for it.

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  7. I like the cap idea on downdeclares but city/2 seems like it's not solving the problem at all. I would make it so you can only declare down 75% of your city count. That right there would make it a much fairer game to the lower tiers often getting ganged on by whales.

    c10 down to c8

    c20 down to c15

    c30 down to c23

    c40 down to c30

    etc.

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    Hello everyone. It's been awhile since I advertised the bank.

    I would like to bring you our updated numbers for very cheap loans to alliances or large financial organizations.

    Interests 

    Less than 10b, 6% a month.  

    Between 10 and 20b, 5% a month.  

    Between 20 and 30b, 4% a month.  

    Between 30 and 45b, 3.5% a month.  

    Between 45 and 60b, 3% a month. 

     

    Collateral convertion rate
    Coal $3,400.00
    Oil $3,400.00
    Uranium $2,500.00
    Lead $3,400.00
    Iron $3,400.00
    Bauxite $3,400.00
    Gasoline $3,000.00
    Munitions $1,900.00
    Steel $3,700.00
    Aluminum $2,700.00
    Food $100.00

     

    I would like to point out the two more important aspects of Deranged. firstly, we offer massive loan at rates not usually found in the market. Lastly, we request collateral to ensure we don't lose what we loaned out.

    We sometimes offer partial help selling your collateral during a war if you find yourself engaged in conflict. We do not seek to profit ourselves from flipping resources but rather help you profit instead. 

    No amount of money is too big for us so don't be shy if you want to go big. 

    If you are just starting in the financial emporium and seek advice or a gentle push up, I gladly offer you my help.

     

  9. 31 minutes ago, Phoenyx said:

    Here's what I know- I know that back when Swamp, led by Immortals and TFP at the time, had first floated the idea of a defensive treaty, HM's Grumpy leader, Ronny, specifically said that he wouldn't be part of any treaty against Quack if Rose wasn't a part of it. So clearly, it mattered to Ronny that Rose be a part of it and it looks like he got his wish, because Rose did in fact join against Quack. I find it particularly sad that Rose is now being attacked by HM for its troubles, but well, there you have it. 

    the only sense these declarations have is that they are meant to win the war and crush your opponent. They are meant to use any excuses of fairness available to completely unfairly in reasons and numbers, blitz a weaker opponent and win while caressing your own ego thinking you are better.

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  10. On 3/8/2021 at 2:36 AM, Dusty said:

    Generally you don't need a full collateral loan.. generally irl it's around 10% it's unlogical for me to pull a loan for cash at a interest against myself, since I'm fully covering it, "you don't understand banking irl" feel this is a bit reverse, as well this is a game not rl, the ideaollgy that it's comparable is not correct in this case

    it works for Orbis's unique economy because there's a period where alliances will need to buy tons of resources to save for a war that will happen far in the future. 1st step of alliances is to rebuild their people, in many cases, they are left with 5b or more in resources after their last war but it'd be foolish to sell when the market has crashed so they keep it. That's when I come in, they can literally use those rss as collateral for a cheap rate and thus save money on a loan to rebuild/grow their members.

    In real life, when you mortgage your house, you literally surrender the deed of your home to the bank who in turn gives you money equalling the house value or less. The equal of that in PW would be to surrender your nation? since there's nothing like that currently in the game we need to find other venues to guarantee the loans.

    A 10% collateral wouldn't make sense in our game because you could simply walk away with a 90% profit like so many have done before.

     

  11. Hello Orbis. It's been only 20 days since we opened our doors and we have made quite an impression so far. Investors have come in loads looking for a reputable institution to deposit their trust and we were able to expand our business from just banking with cash to buying resources aswell. For this, The Deranged will not only issue loans but will be receiving requests for the much required manufactured resources most alliances will need in the near future.

    Don't hesitate to approach us for any financial need. From now on, if you have resources and need cash we are the place to go. If you, however, have cash but require great amounts of resources, we are also such place. All transactions will be kept confidential between the parties should that be required by the client. 

    The Deranged offers loans at 6% monthly interest with rss collateral

    The Deranged buys manufactures in bulk 100k+ 

    the Deranged sells manufactures in bulk 100k+

    p.s: we at The Deranged are out of our minds so don't ever expect us to follow your norms. Don't come to us with hate replies because our deranged ways are appealing to most. Don't come crying that transparent and reputable insanity is preferrable to corrupt sane opportunists.

    Thank you for your attention

    Mr. Buuobouby (I still can't remember my name)

  12. 10 minutes ago, Ragnarok8085 said:

    I haven't received a loan for more than 1.5% interest in over a year, do you have a valid reason as to why I should switch banks?

    I am good looking

    and... a month contains 4 weeks and some days with the exception of february so it's slightly less than 1.5% a week. it is as a matter of fact 1.4%

  13. 21 minutes ago, Kevanovia said:

    Perfect timing, plus you have a great track record. For example: Orion Bank was a smashing success with no issues :) Orbis Banks in general are foolproof. I mean look at Taith. What could go wrong?

     

    Invest! Invest! Invest!

    the only solution to your dilemma and corrupt player ran banks is to code a loan system directly into the game. Sadly, the time I tried to implement that the community rejected it completely. I would, however, be the first defender should the community want a foolproof ingame, coded, AI ran bank. I would even put in the time to help developers come up with the best possible system.

  14. 7 minutes ago, Natonito said:

    Congrats on the opening of your bank.  Just make sure not to pull a Taith, I guess.

    I have a transparent history in this business. Everyone knows how I've ran all my banks in the past and never have I pulled any shady stuff.

    You are welcome to join our server and see how this transparency will take place this round.

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