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    [Treaty] Mystery in the Oasis

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted

    Imagine forming a megasphere when literally everyone wants microspheres.

    20 hours ago, hidude45454 said:

    >Oasis literally the largest sphere by city count in the game

    >Still too scared to do anything on their own

    >Combines with Minc

    >???

    >We have 1 major sphere almost double the city count of the next largest sphere and the rest as de facto minors who have little to no numerical advantage whatsoever if they do want to do something on their own

    This is not dynamic. This is the same consolidation of minispheres that has been going on for years.

    halve their city count and that's their actually usuable city count. they have to have 2:1 advantage to have a fair chance.

    Yall need to get these forums going again

    in Orbis Central

    Posted

    1 hour ago, KillzBob said:

    i think this is the deadest i have seen these forums since i started playing this game. 

     

    So  to get you people going again  i make this post in hopes to piss someone off


    Rose sucks and should disband (and they suck at fighting for being #1 in the game)

    T$ Sucks because its T$

    The immortals Suck because of James Wilson 

    TKR Sucks  because they cant pull their own heads out of their butt;s

    TFP Sucks because they dont do anything besides look bad in wars 

    Cata Sucks because its  New

    Eclipse Sucks because of Vein

    TCW Sucks for the same reason of TKR 

    DPE Sucks because its a bunch of micros

    Guardian Sucks because they are with HollyWood

    Gob Sucks because its a bunch of 70 year old men

    Aurora Sucks because They just do 

    Weebunism Sucks because its a bunch of werid weebs

    The Legion Sucks because its a bunch of micros just like like DPE

    Black Knights Sucks because its nothing like old BK

    The Wei Sucks because its The Wei lets be real(and they are really bad at fighting)

    Carthago Sucks because They kicked me out back in 2018(for good reason)

    The Hand Of Fate Sucks because Denison is a little cry baby 

    Dark Brotherhood Sucks because they dont do anything at all

    TEst Sucks because Sphinx

    Farkistan Sucks because of KIT)reasons i cant disclose)

    House Stark Sucks because they changed the flag i got made for them

    OWR Sucks because they dont do anything at all

    Alpha Sucks because they are Beta

    Sunray Victoria Sucks because They enjoy sending explicit Pics and gifs to other players in the game

    Ikea Sucks because i bought a chair from them and a screw was missing and it took 3 weeks to GET A REPLACEMENT SCREW

    UPN Sucks like Fortnite now a days was good back in the day but now its pretty bad

    Waffle House Sucks because i got sick after eatting some WAFFLES 

    TDR Sucks because lets be real who names a aa The Dead Rabbits

    The Amersand Suck because 

    TAP Sucks on the fact that its apart of TFP 

    USN Sucks because of cOMMIES

    Camelot Sucks because lets be real we all know

    FSO Sucks because they cant stand up for themselfs

    COA Sucks because James doesnt respond to my DM'S

    SOL Sucks because Micro

    Empire of the Romans Sucks because Roberts cant catch a break

    Yarr Sucks because -REDACTED)

    Black Skies Sucks because its a micro that just happens to know  just a little bit to get by

    Polaris Sucks because its Dieing 

    GATO Sucks because its GATO

    VooDoo Sucks because i tried to join once and vice was being a little meanie head

    Genesis Sucks because well you know why

    ASM sucks because look at that name like my god

    Sancturay Sucks because its truly not a Sanctuary anywhere else is safer 

    Arrgh Sucks because Ripper Left 

    WTF Sucks because bunch of whales that do nothing but fight every once in a blue moon and complain about it 

    TE Sucks because T$ Really sucks

    USSR Sucks because of COMMIES


     

    @KillzBob sucks for not writing "TLDR: Everybody Sucks.".

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    The Knights Radiant

    in Alliance Recruitment

    Posted

    The Knights Radiant (TKR) is much more than an alliance - we are a proud community that enjoys various games.And a veteran alliance that is renowned as one of the best fighting alliances in the game.With a long history in Politics & War and extensive experience in games similar to it, we aim to be the best and we know we have to tools to achieve greatness.The rest of the game would agree, since they voted us "Alliance of the Year", "Most Honorable Alliance", and "Best Alliance for New Players" in 2019. I genuinely hope that you decide to join us in our quest to have fun while playing P&W.
    The question is - do you have what it takes to take this journey with us?

    Our requirements:
    Activity:

    • log into the game regularly and you'll be fine.
    • Post an application on our forums.
    • You need to be ready to have fun!

     
    What we can offer you:

    • Aid for nation building
    • Receive over 100 million of value in money and resource grants!
    • Know-how and guides new and veteran members alike!
    • Competent and experienced alliance management
    • The chance to be part of running the alliance - we're always looking for people to step up. We're a meritocracy, so your work will be rewarded
    • An active and amazing community!
    • Experienced Personal Mentors
    • Generous Taxes

    Life before Death
    Strength before Weakness
    Journey before Destination


    So do you have what it takes to take this journey with us?

    💠 If you are interested in learning more check out our public Discord: http://discord.gg/t7dzPAV or DM @Ricky5#4864 @Ricky / Kyubnyan#5096/ WarriorSoul#5314 with any questions. If you're ready to apply, you can ask for an interview on Discord or apply on our forums: http://www.knightsradiant.pw/ 
    https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=1584. 

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    Beige Rework attempt 69

    in Game Suggestions

    Posted

    On 10/8/2021 at 12:10 PM, Justinian the Great said:

    Posting this here because we've rehashed it 1,000 times on the dev team. We'd like some public opinion on the  matter, try to stay civil, love yall mean it.

     

    Reworking Beige attempt 69

     

    There are multiple pieces to this proposal and they all work in concert to provide a new and improved beige experience that not only provides military reprieve for the loser but also provides a decent enough “punishment” for losing.

     

    The thought is that beige is currently a good thing in the war meta. Victors do not want to give it, so they sit and time out their wars instead of finishing them. Losers desperately search for loopholes in slot-filling rules and every global we see people declaring offensive wars on Arrgh to bait beige or the Knights Templar declaring “raids” on their friends to give beige time. This is such a widespread practice that is basically part of the war meta itself.

     

    We need to rework beige in order to close loopholes, simplify the meta, provide consistent relief for people who have their military wiped, and give incentive for people to want to win their wars in-game.


     

    1. Every war will end in beige or a peace deal. Beige will be given by reducing an opponent to 0 resistance or by wars timing out.

      1. If a war times out, the person with the lowest percentage of their nation score coming from military will receive beige.

    2. Beige now deals a flat number (potentially a range?) in infra damage instead of a percent. Every beige reduces infra in each city by 300 or 10%, whichever is the higher number. A full round of defensive beige will drop you by 900 infra in every city. The current 10% damage for most people right now roughly claims between 150-250 infra in the first few rounds of war, just to give you an idea of the increase. This is to help keep the pressure on people to either rebuild infra to keep military running or to help the winners pin down their opponents economically and force them to pull from warchests.

      1. The reason for this is that I believe politics should be the deciding factor in how or when a war ends. Right now it’s a purely economic question: If you’re losing and have taken a lot of damage, the incentive is to keep fighting until you can equalize that damage because there is little-to-no pressure on you to surrender. Most older alliances are barely dipping into their warchests to fight an entire global war. We need to make wars more expensive in large conflicts but without adjusting individual price points so that new players and raiders can still do their thing.

    3. The beige team current gives an income bonus (probably to help new players). This will be removed and refactored into a flat -15% net income reduction that affects cash and resource production while on beige. I thought about making this harsher but I think starting with 15% is good. The point being: You do not want to be on beige, you definitely shouldn’t be getting bonuses for it.

    4. You cannot leave beige until you have 18 turns or less remaining. This provides a further incentive for the victor to want to beige their opponent: It keeps them out of the fight for a bit and allows people to “divide and conquer” so to speak.


     

    With this rework we see beige allowing people to rebuild their military - earning beige time from every war as long as their military score is a low enough percentage (again, potentially encouraging war-time minimum infrastructure spending).

     

    This also provides a new framework for beige to be an economic and strategic negative rather than an economic and strategic bonus to the losers of wars, without getting overtly harsh.



     

    I would also like to note that due to the new economic tweaks to beige, we should allow new players to start on any given color team but simply be protected from wars for 14 days through a different mechanic.

    Also just to pre-empt some comments I know will come, if you have an alternative system to pitch other than the current beige mechanic and tweaks to said current mechanic, I kindly ask you to make your own thread. I'm strictly looking for input on tweaking beige itself.

    i appreciate the effort but this would make wars too destructive. i think the -15 thing on beige is a good idea though, and noobs should be put into their own color. (noob nougat or something?)

    Dunked On

    in Alliance Affairs

    Posted

    8 minutes ago, BigMorf said:

     FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    The Academy Awards to Relocate 2022 Show

     

     

    Today, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced it would be relocating the 95th Oscars ceremony to Mumbai (Bollywood). This announcement comes on the heels of the full scale destruction of the Dolby Theater in Hollywood after the devastation inflicted upon Hollywood during the war. The Academy in a nod to the ascendency of Bollywood films and in acknowledgement of the defeat it suffered in the 2021 Awards Season to Bollywood will be hosting the Oscars for the first time ever in Bollywood.

     

    When asked to comment on the matter Queen Benfro of Radiant Studios was overheard saying the following. “They boomed us. Those Bollywood f@@*ers are so good.” Sweeeeet Ronny D of Grumpy Studios was also quoted as saying the following. “They had me in the first half… And the second half.” The Academy has also heard from sources that Vanek of Guardian Studios is driving through the ruined streets of Hollywood begging (through texts) for the address to Bollywood Studios. 

     

    The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences is looking forward to having the 95th annual Oscars in Bollywood, as Hollywood has waved the white flag of surrender. 

     

     

    Formal Terms:

      Reveal hidden contents
    • Hollywood formally surrenders to the combined forces of Rose Sphere and Blackwater.
    • There will be no new wars declared after the September 17th-18th day change. Existing wars to end via beige or individual agreement.
    • There will be a three month NAP between all parties that will end on December 18th.
    • All alliances will revert to their pre-war colors.
    • Adrienne owes Sval a potato.

     

    Signatures and all that Jazz:

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    For Bollywood:

    Signed for the Syndicate
    WANA, Chief Global Strategist
    Gray, Chief Security Officer
    Justin, Chief Financial Officer
    Lucas, Chief Operations Officer

     

    Signed for Eclipse
    Vein & Pascal, Commanders

     

    Signed for House Stark
    King in the North: Zygon
    Hand of the King: Darth Ataxia
    Three Eyed Raven: Samani
    Archmaester: Starfuze 
    Lord Commander: Henry Sutton
    Master of Coin: Enjgine
    Wisdom of Alchemists: Village

     

    Signed for The Legion
    totem, Imperator
    Istandor, Proconsul 
    David Ben-Gurion, Consul of Foreign Affairs
    kiwilliam, Consul of Internal Affairs
    Micheal Lybrand, Consul of Military Affairs

     

    Signed for The Order of the White Rose
    Prime - Janitor Bob (Good Guy)
    Legate of Foreign Affairs - Kamade
    Legate of Internal Affairs - Kabu
    Legate of Economics - Karl XVIII
    Legate of Defence - Ekrdin

     

    Signed for Carthago
    Daveth - Suffet
    Krampus, Asierith and Gallant - Elders

     

    Signed for The Rohirrim
    High King JaxTeller
    Prince of Rohan Aggeremid

    Signed for Rose
    Emperor: Valkorion Baratheon
    High Justice: Vexz
    Horizon Guard of FA: Harry Flashman 

     

    Signed for Swords of Sanghelios,
    Arbiter - christian2094
    Kaidon - JadenStar10
    Chief Advisor - Borg
    Oracle Master of Warfare - Flamescove
    Oracle Master of the Interior - MorganL
    Oracle Master of the Exterior - Grabacr
    Oracle Master of the Treasury - EiznekcamKcaj
    Oracle Master of Machines - Scatheon

     

    Signed for Church of Atom
    His Holiness, Pontifex Atomicus - James II
    Primus Inter Pares - Keza Purple
    Cardinal of Foreign Affairs: Kongo Jack
    Cardinal of Internal Affairs: RandomNoobster
    Cardinal of Finance: Soxirella
    Cardinal of Protection: John Baraboo

     

    Signed on behalf of the One Big Union (ASM)
    Bird Shorten
    emily
    Redarmy

     

    Signed for Respublica Romana (R&R)
    Consul: Dreadnought
    Senator: Warrick, ELSheepO

     

    Signed for VooDoo
    - Cosmos
    - Vice

     

    Signed for Alpha
    Placentica

     

    Signed for Polaris
    Almighty Grub

     

     


    For Hollywood:

     

    /s/ The Knights Radiant
    King of the Heralds: Benfro
    Prince of the Heralds: Wizel
    Ghostblood: BigMorf
    Heralds of War: Blink and Miller
    Herald of Growth: Lancelot
    Herald of Internal Affairs: WarriorSoul
    Herald of Fabrials: Talus

     

    /s/ Guardian
    Memph
    Vanek
    JtTeE
    Synthesis

     

    /s/ Black Knights
    Emperor: The Right Honorable Yosodog, Master Black Man of the Realm, Seducer of Women, Protector of the Unholy Lands, Secretary of State for Useless Titles, Purveyor of Sexual Favors, God Emperor of the African Alliance, Lord Admiral-General President of Zimbabwe, Printer of Currency, etc
    Viceroy: The Strump
    Archduke of Defense: Clown 
    Archduke of Foreign Affairs: Supercheese 
    Archduke of the Interior: BigGtheSlayer
    Archduke of Economics: Brandon Donsberger

     

    /s/ Grumpy Old Bastards
    Sweeeeet Ronny D

     

    /s/ The Order
    Boyce the Great
    Lord Vader

     

    /s/ Oblivion

    Vexz
    Ockey2
    Ockey5
    Ockey7


    List of alliances covered in the NAP: 

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    For Hollywood: 

    Grumpy Old Bastards, Guardian, The Knights Radiant, Black Knights, The Order, Oblivion, Name Withheld, Chocolate Castle, Seven Kingdoms, The Cult of Osiris

     

    For Bollywood: 

    The Syndicate, The Enterprise, Eclipse, House Stark, The Legion, Order of the White Rose, Carthago, The Rohirrim, Rose, ASM, Swords of Sanghelios, Church of Atom, Respublica Romana, VooDoo, Alpha, Polaris

    tl;dr 

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    🤕

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