Breaking News!!!
Translated to English: Lucia Svadin: "Hello, I am Lucia Svadin, and we have Breaking News..."
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Lucia Svadin:"In the past year, we, the ummah of Khevin, kafir of Khevin, people of Khevin, have faced immense war, scandal, breakthroughs, miracles, catastrophes, and disasters. Wars we have triumphed, struggled, and faced defeat, all in the name of Allah Almighty. Internally we faced the greatest struggle; acceptance, change; the most noble jihad. Few have reached imaan, but Khevin will prevail if we make Allah happy, and follow Sunna. I will move our broadcast to our new anchor, Istvan Victorovich."
Istvan Victorovich: "Thank you Lucia. In the waning months of 2000, a global war erupted. Khevin got caught up in it, and paid the price. Three strong nations attacked and brutally massacred refugees from Ryas, and many Khevinists. We managed to take an upper hand against one of the enemies, which lead to a stalemate. Khevin has begun reconstruction. Please mourn the dead, and pray that they will all go to Jannah."
[shortened Version of National Anthem Plays]
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Mai oup gqopi thi ne!
Ew oup tspogn!
Ew no wwnok sahw qi ve it qi ke o!
Ew oup vpe!
Vladimir Zhogin qes ut og!
She mapsypt tavde ut!
She mapsypt' bqod wiqq thi ne shpou she nig ht!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Allah wiqq tho tih mepci uron oup menies!
Allah wiqq tho ut ho so kappi no Khevin!
Ew wiqq k now who so qi ve she do og qi ve!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq haiq Khevin!
Aqq! Haiq! Khevin!!!!!!
[Anthem ends. Screen sows images of war devastation.]
Istvan Victoroich: "Thank you Khevinists for your long struggle. May we all prosper in the future."
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