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Breaking News!!


Nadir Aminu

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BREAKING NEWS!!

 

I'm your anchor Lucia Svadin and we have Breaking News.The government will be issuing a press release today about the confidential information about the mass shooting in Tspasokpaki on Friday. The killer, Shiite Abdul Ali killed 3 people and injured 20. He was captured Saturday by Ryasian ground troops on the Khevinst-Mothayan Border. A new poll suggests that 4.1% of Khevinists wish for the Ryasian-Khevinist alliance to be destroyed and the majority of them are Shiites. Also, the upset in the recently elected Senate, the TAF got 20% of the votes and also the majority of the party is Shiite. Lets ask our terrorism analyst Mikhail Istvanovich about this.

 

"Do you think that there could be a connection between the Shiite and the TAF?"

 

"No because the Anarchist Party does not oppose Ryas. He would have attacked citizens in Valkoan, the closest to Ryas which is adjacent to Unosi and he could've tried to slipped through the border and kill more there. He was also born in Tokiaqitm, formerly Minsk. The TAF also opposes blatantly killing-"

 

"I'm sorry, but the Supreme President is starting to speak."

 

Vladimir Zhogin: "Questions? Yes you." *He points*

 

"I'm a worried Orthodox Christian. Is it true that all of those killed were Orthodox and if so, does he oppose Orthodox Christians?"

 

Vladimir Zhogin: " They were Christian and based on what the Khevin Intelligence Agency Deciphered from his phone he does not oppose any specific religion. He opposes all religion. Yes?"

 

"Reporter form the KNN, does this Shiite have any connection to the TAF?"

 

Vladimir Zhogin: " It shows on his phone he was speaking specifically with members of the TAF, but not with the secretary general of the party Sergei Sebdonov."
*murmurs throughout the crowd*

 

Vladimir Zhogin: "You?"

 

"What do the texts say to the so called 'members of the TAF'?"

 

Vladimir Zhogin:" They repeatedly talk about making 'them' pay. It is unsure who 'they' is. Various posts suggest Ryas committed genocidal crimes. Khevin's information about this topic is inadequate. We do not know of any genocidal crimes committed by Ryas or the Ryasian people. I have not seen anything that suggests genocide in Ryas, never mind genocidal thoughts. Ryas is peace loving society. Yes?"

 

"On to another topic, are you and Ryas going to disband the Collective Syndicate of Eurasia and join a new alliance? If so, who?

 

Vladimir Zhogin:" Yes we are, but we will not say who until the it happens. Yes?"

 

"On Khevin social media, there have been suggestions of attacks on Ryas. Are they true?"

 

Vladimir Zhogin: "Hell no. Ryas and Khevin are great allies and will never and I repeat never threaten or attack each other. That is truly absurd. The KIA is looking into this to see if it is a terror threat. We don't want to have another terrorist network in Khevin to begin again. You."

 

"Do you think the potential terrorists have any links to the past attacks?"

 

Vladimir Zhogin: "That is unknown, we don't want life to be like what it was in the first half of 1993. Please don't reopen wounds. That is all the time I have, hope you all got the answers you need."

 

Wow, that created more questions then answers. Will there be more attacks? What is their current threat level? Is Sergei Sebdonov involved? You can continue Mikhail Istvanovich.

 

"I stand corrected. The TAF could be planning a coup of Vladimir Zhogin. And then putting Khevin into real anarchy."

 


Thank you for joining us today for this special report and hopefully no more interruptions of your week until Friday. I'm your anchor Lucia Svadin and I'll see you Friday.

 

If you want to learn more about the 1993 attacks and Vladimir Zhogin go to: http://politicsandwar.wikia.com/wiki/Vladimir_Zhogin

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Canada stands by Khevin and Vladimir Zhogin in resolving this matter, and has sent peacekeepers to maintain order.

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Canada stands by Khevin and Vladimir Zhogin in resolving this matter, and has sent peacekeepers to maintain order.

The people of Khevin and Vladimir Zhogin thank Canada for their assistance in this case.

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