The Global Question
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OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER.
As our highly-superior Master-Fowl scientists unlock the secrets of the world, word has spread of a new challenge to Over-Fowl dominance. The proliferation of Nuclear weapons in the hands of the unworthy, combined with their wanton use against lesser nations, has accelerated climate change to distressing levels. With tides rising and the encroachment of lesser nations seeking more habitable lands, the Nestingland sees no choice in delivering a Final Answer to the Global Question:
In the name of preserving the Superior Species that is the Master-Fowl, the Nestingland must acquire Nuclear weapons. By attaining such powerful weapons of mass purification, the Nestingland will secure its rightful place in Orbis history. And by utilizing such weapons, the whole of Orbis will- by clever Nestingland Science!- fall sway to a Nuclear Winter the likes of which will leave the entire globe fit for Herringsraum. Our domain will spread from pole to pole, from frozen sea to frozen sea. This is our Destiny made manifest, this is our Purpose made clear. To fail is to die, to succeed is to gain that which is the inherent birthright of the entire species.
And we will have our birthright.
Failure to Support State Declarations is a Terminable Offense.
Failure to Wear State-Mandated Safety Goggles During SCIENCE is a Terminable Offense.
Failure to Support Total War Preparation is a Terminable Offense.
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