Hiiumaa's king's diary

[kalev60]

´As the War of Cowards rages on more and more reports have found its way to the desk of Beggar king Kalev60. My police-force says that different extremist groups have formed in the civilian population. Most of those groups are peaceful and only wish the king to take an active role finding a quick peace. But some groups are angry and feel vengeful about the unprovoked attacks on a my peace loving nation.

My police chief tells me that those people all though having had no military training have started buying weapons, explosives and the most troubling news that some uranium (about 50kg)  from my nuclear power plant has been stolen.

At the minister in internal affairs funeral, he got hit with a missile-strike in the kindergarten picking up his 8 year old autistic granddaughter, some protesters and all around activists chanted like a bunch of religious lunatics: "Death to the slandering warmongers, the peace that will come won't mean a thing, we have the moral right for an eternal fight!"

Although the police force watter-boarded those hooligans for being asshats, they had to let them go because enemy spies mistakenly burned down our last standing prison because they must have though it was a spy training facility or something. 

My spy masters tell me that a welcome streak of volunteers from civilian pop finds their way daily to the dark corners of my nation. Master spy Nero has reported that he has recruited more sad souls than he has explosives to give to them. Most of those traumatized civilians that volunteer  to blow themselves and take enemy barracks or tanks with them are being successfully trained for uses in peace time, but some detonate prematurely and with out orders, at least that's what i am being told.

All and all looking at my kingdom in ruins, I feel a strange need to fiddle while it burns. Some of my advisers and concubines we already noticed and complemented me on the recent improvement to my skill playing the violin.

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Edited March 24, 2015 by kalev60