Goomy Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 The Goomerian News On the 13th of March 2015 High Chancellor Goomy gave the approval for the construction of a news agency with in the nation of Goomeria. Today, construction is complete. The first issue is out, get your issue here, only 6 Goom tokens! Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I just had a feeling you'd do something like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomy Posted March 21, 2015 Author Share Posted March 21, 2015 The Goomerian News-Issue 1 This issue includes a free link to the Goomerian Wiki:http://politicsandwar.wikia.com/wiki/Goomeria Politics Today, in a government conference, it was decided that the city of Johto would be industrialized, agricultural and farmland has been sold off to the government. Plans are in the making for the new set of banks, super markets and stadiums. There has also been rumors of a subway being built in the city. Technological advances Over the last few months government spending on nuclear research has increased. This seems to be paying off recently as plans have been leaked to the public to build new power plants, these have not been officially certified yet,however. Research is being put into missile construction, the Goomerian physicists are yet to find a way of delivering the explosives as attempts with aluminium have so far failed due to the unstable nature of the explosives. A new combination of gasoline and munitions is being tested, along with a rudimentary guidance system. International Relations New trade agreements are being signed, however details are not yet public. Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomy Posted March 21, 2015 Author Share Posted March 21, 2015 That will be 6 Goom Tokens Zafrizackery Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 How much is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomy Posted March 21, 2015 Author Share Posted March 21, 2015 1 Goom token=$1,000 you can send it to me via a trade Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 (edited) Seems a bit too much for a newspaper but meh.You'd better have good news.If not,I demand a refund. Edited March 21, 2015 by Zafrizackery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomy Posted March 21, 2015 Author Share Posted March 21, 2015 Wow you actually bought the paper xD future issues will be free to foreign diplomats Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 what... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomy Posted March 21, 2015 Author Share Posted March 21, 2015 issue 2 and onward are free Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Great then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomy Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 The Goomerian News-Issue 2 Peace has Swept the Nation! The long awaited Goomerian Police force has been introduced! Police Station have been build in 4 of the nations city and plans for a station to be implemented are underway. Technological advances A leaked government report has stated "The Power plants are almost ready, however steel shortages across the globe are stunting their implementation" We urge you readers to send your steel to the Capital as soon as possible! A new antibiotic has been discovered, it appears that only people from Goomeria can use it however as they have a specific genome that counteracts the toxic effect of the antibiotic. Testing on members of inferior nations have all failed, the only test on a Goomerian succeeded. Further tests are required before it can be made for commercial purposes Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomy Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 The Goomerian News-Issue 2 Nuclear Revolution! Today we see the beginning of a new era in Goomerian History. The nations capital, Goomopolis, and the City of Johto have been converted to nuclear power. New uranium deposits have been found on the expanding Goomerian soil, they will power the cities for generations to come. International Relations Goomeria has secured deals to import steel from certain source along with other essential goods. Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomy Posted March 28, 2015 Author Share Posted March 28, 2015 We are Borg. We have assimilated the Goomerians. Their Biological and technological distinctiveness has been added to our own. resistance is Futile. Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I DEMAND A REFUND!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomy Posted March 29, 2015 Author Share Posted March 29, 2015 The Borg do not do refunds. Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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