Popular Post Them Posted September 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2023 _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ As civil unrest mounts in the BLACK KNIGHTS capital of Yosograd, ayyliens living across alliance controlled territories received the following television broadcast to interrupt their 48 continuous hours of Swan Lake: The static clears to reveal a single white-black figure. A stark Antarctic sun cuts harsh shadows across the new snow. The television set picks up the sound signal... ...the nations of the world say that the WAP should lay down our arms, beat our swords into plowshares, so that we may establish a lasting peace forged through wisdom and mutual understanding and ... No, the hypocrites cry for peace while fattening on their hoards of treasure won through the bloodshed of nations! They say we are past that barbarous era where man was a dog to man, bird a beast to bird. What do these birds of paradise who have only seen temperate summer know of the nature of the world? Last year in the Queen Maud colony alone, fifty little pingus, barely old enough to noot, were cut down by Winter’s cruel sword. The average air temperature in the Antarctic wastes is seventy below zero. Do you know what happens to the body when exposed to -70° air? At 15 minutes exposure, heat leaves the extremities. The flesh turns soft; it loses the ability to retain water and blisters. After 30 minutes, it begins to slough off in clumps like peeling the skin off a rotten fruit. After an hour, the tissue hardens and turns black——destruction of the nerves, total loss of motor function. But the body is clever. The body will pay any price to persist just one more second! The blood vessels constrict. Blood flow is cut off to the affected areas. They shrivel and die and fall off. With this sacrifice, heat is conserved. Society, too, is a body. The world body is afflicted by an insidious disease, a mass sickness of the soul. There are those elements, the pixelhuggers, the dogpilers, which in the interest of the body's health must be cut off and cast out. Those in the 'moral' nations are quick to criticize us. I ask you: when a patient goes under the surgeon's knife, should we consult the necrosed tissue on whether it should be excised? Likewise do we entertain the poison words of the world body's plaguespreaders and fifth columnists? They say that meekness is a virtue, that power is a vice. That disarmament is the only way to ensure a lasting peace. If only we signed more treaties of friendship, held more international talks, we may forever banish the scourge of war. And what of this belief that speeches and demonstrations and will move hearts and minds? It was Newton who taught that change can be affected only through action, movement impacted by force alone. The speaker pulls out a rifle cartridge from his bandolier and holds it up to the audience. What truly moves hearts and minds is this. Words propagate in atmosphere at just over a thousand feet per second. But this round fired from a Kalashnikov? A grand movement of 2350 feet per second! And so we will bring you death, and you will love us for it. NOOT NOOT. -TRANSMISSION END- Signed: Arthas Supercheese Jimmyvbuck Nick9 BigGtheSlayer Hawksbane Wengsta Tasky 3rd Strike Crazipanda Certified War Criminal Pentacrux Fimbulvetr 1 33 Quote [insert quote here] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisolia Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 🍿selling popcorn, anybody want popcorn? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiingcat Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 Good luck have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasky Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 In comes the nuclear winter. NOOT NOOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiingcat Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Artisolia said: 🍿selling popcorn, anybody want popcorn? I'll take some, hope it lasts me the whole war lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Metalicraft Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 this is a big wall of text ngl anyways good war, i hope the noot noot will beat the knights, the old bastards, the FBI agents and the street(?) Quote anything that was said above this can be resumed to this E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercheese Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigGtheSlayer Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 NOOT NOOT 🥳🥳🥳 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExStratos Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 (edited) False, only Yoso is the true light Edited September 30, 2023 by ExStratos re 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified War Criminal Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 NOOT NOOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick9 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 NOOT NOOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hes_A_Dictator Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 NOOT NOOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milos Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 6 hours ago, Artisolia said: 🍿selling popcorn, anybody want popcorn? I will take all, but i will not pay for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronjoy Tehmina Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 Impressive Blitz! All the best Penguins! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wengsta Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 8 hours ago, Ronjoy Tehmina said: Impressive Blitz! All the best Penguins! Thank you thank you, Clown and his former milcom slaves WAP strives to be the most ELITE alliance someone please help me clown is threatening to take away my food rations if I do not get a high net 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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