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The following Memo was leaked to the Winnipeg Free Press on September 24, 2019

From the desk of Premier Jordan of African Manitoba

To: Ministers

Re: Pollution (Classified)

It has come to my attention that certain groups are making moves against my party, due to the current pollution problem here in African Manitoba. It seems that the Green Party along with some neighboring nations have decided that it is in their best interest to rally the citizens and try to interfere with my political agenda.

I can not have this! We need to take immediate action to ensure that regardless of the resistance to our economic policy, we can continue to have the support needed to win the next election.

My recommendations based on discussions with my top advisors is to immediately begin an ad campaign reminding our citizens of our job creation record, our small business record, and our commitment to them. We should follow that up, with a nation wide tour with myself, and different AMLA's to the major cities. Starting with Winnipeg.

The most important step to take however, is to ensure that our ridings are worked in a way that will allow me to win. I will be putting forward Bill C-250, which will allow me to form a committee to redo the ridings in our favour. We can not allow the nation to fall into Maestro's (leader of the Green Party) hands. They would devastate our economy.

Please setup the appropriate teams to begin our push to reunite the citizens under the AMCP banner!

Premier Jordan


The Premier was not immediately available for a Media callback. However, his spokesperson denied that the memo came from the Premier.

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The well known and controversial resource magnate Montgomery Burns will help African Manitoba with its drastic increase of pollution. The Burns Foundation will provide advanced nanotechnological bioreactors which are capable of turning waste gases including carbon dioxide  into raw unpolluted fresh oxygen. 

 

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18 minutes ago, Montgomery Burns said:

The well known and controversial resource magnate Montgomery Burns will help African Manitoba with its drastic increase of pollution. The Burns Foundation will provide advanced nanotechnological bioreactors which are capable of turning waste gases including carbon dioxide  into raw unpolluted fresh oxygen. 

 

Reports indicate that Premier Jordan has begun talks with the nation MontgomeryBurnsCorp. There is no guarantee that this will become a full agreement, as Premier Jordan has expressed doubts to his cabinet about the technology available to MontgomeryBurnsCorp.

This story is still developing and all tips are welcome and can be reported here, or sent directly to jffroese#2180 on Discord.

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It has come to the attention of the Winnipeg Free Press, who originally broke this story, that MontgomeryBurnsCorp. itself does not have Nanobioreactors working inside their own nation (Pollution is a disaster).

Reporter: Premier, what have you seen while visiting and observing the situation in MBC?

Premier Jordan: After careful observation, I have determined, that MBC and AM would make great Economic partners, and we have begun discussions in this regard.

Reporter: What about the pollution levels? It's been determined by our investigation team that there is no proof of working Bioreactors in the nation of MBC.

Premier Jordan: During our discussions, Monty and I both discussed the major advancements we'd made in regards to our economic prowess on the world stage.

Reporter: Premier, that doesn't answer my question. I'll ask again, what about the pollution levels?

Premier Jordan: I hope that as a nation we can focus on the economy and creating jobs. No further questions.

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