Jace McSheperd Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 We have promised 7 miracles and this is the second. But before we begin, Some of the people who Meripez deemed holy and I put in have strangely been disloyal to my private teachings, after thinking about it I find the best way is to introduce his 18 commandments This miracle will be the miracle of flight. Lets Begin, *His Hands Turn Into Fire, The Fire Begins to extinguish and his eyes turn red.* *He levitates 3 inches* Lets have some fun with this *lifts everything 20 ft and lifts up himself 40 ft.* Now, I hate to be passive aggressive but I would love the leaders of other religions to explain this without using SATAN! Oh, I almost forgot, we will soon be expanding west, so don't try to take the land, we will die for the will of Meripez, and this is his will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Now, I hate to be passive aggressive but I would love the leaders of other religions to explain this without using SATAN! Thats easy.....he is the "Gay Vampire".....aka Criss Angel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace McSheperd Posted December 25, 2016 Author Share Posted December 25, 2016 Thats easy.....he is the "Gay Vampire".....aka Criss Angel! 87% sure I am not a gay vampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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