Leonard J Crabs
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oh hey, I have your file sent in from Human Resources on my desk. I don't normally share these kinds of files to protect your identity and legal suits, but I think it's justified to air the grievances of why you were banned.
10:46 am 11/11/2019 Karen the Registration Bot
"FaZe Frezasan came into our registration channel very shy and polite. He took off his Fedora to reveal his balding combover. He asked for a foreigner mask to come and quote 'chill'. I asked him if he would like any refreshments or snacks while his request was processed and he said a 100 grand bar and some lukewarm water.
This is where things get worse. He refused to sit and stood in a direct corner. He placed his shoulders so they both touched the walls. He just stared at me. I tried not to make eye contact. He would have this creepy smile when he got my attention. He then pulled a K-Bar out of his large coat and unwrapped his 100 grand bar. He began to slice open the 100 grand bar from the middle, not the edges. He would carve small little holes into the center of the 100 grand bar and eat them, while peeking through the hole in the candy and smiling at me."
So that's why you were banned. You can appeal the ban if you want and we can process it, but you have a 2 month back log looking at you.
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no record of Frezasan or R lyeh. Can't help you unless I know who you are.
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you did something. We don't ban without cause.
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ok but how did you come to the conclusion that that was the reason you were banned? Instead of any other myriad of reasons.
If you give me your discord name, I can look through our ban file to see what came up. I don't have Frezasan here.
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We roleplay immediate bans to players named Frezasan, and on these forums you have to respect our roleplays
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why would you think your ban was because of your pepe avatar? What made you come to that conclusion?
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9 hours ago, Deulos said:
No its just fun to rile you all up over it. It's also fun being downvoted by 30 GOONS every time I post something. You all are helping me get to a 1000 downvotes pretty quickly. ?
The point is staying there. Judging by your public image, consistent butt kissing of NPO, nearly transparent FA, constant trolling, you will be unable to keep the spot. Maybe you'll be gone by the time I leave vacation mode in 174 turns. If not then it will when NPO finally throws you under the bus post war.
Lesson Three: Never write a check your ass can't cash. (In short, don't create so many enemies that you later regret.)
I really have no idea how Arrgh, after getting completely destroyed by Coalition B, can imagine they can take on GOONS after bleeding so many members. You can keep talking shit, but we've already proved that we can do whatever we want to Arrgh, and we will continue doing it. You seriously don't have the means to stop us doing what we want to do, because you think that what's important is making sure wars are profitable and positive net damage. They aren't. They're at the bottom of what's important in this game.
We make enemies in every game, and it hasn't stopped us in any of them.
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5 hours ago, Deulos said:
Now I will be watching you for the rest of my "vacation".
Lesson One: Never fight someone that is prepared to fight you.
Only if I'm on top. ?
Lesson Two: Don't fight an alliance that outnumbers you and is prepared to fight you
You really shouldn't talk smack to a top 10 alliance.
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2 hours ago, Deulos said:
Nice threat.
Its not a threat? You will lay down and take it just like last time, and then declare victory because our gas/ammo was worth more than your shriveled corpses
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On 11/6/2019 at 12:05 AM, Deulos said:
LOL, when did this happen? And stop commenting on my old posts, it proves how irrelevant you are...
I mean, if BK didn't attack you for 6 months, then whatever. That's what I was told in your public Arrgh channel. We will be attacking Arrgh after the war is over to train up our newbies on how to beige cycle.
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2 hours ago, Sir Scarfalot said:
There is no contradiction; Arrgh has not and cannot be defeated by any means available to you. Any belief you may hold otherwise is either projection or strawmanning; as nothing has and nothing will change as a result of any actions you've taken or can possibly take.
we don't WANT to defeat them. They're an irrelevant alliance that everyone hates and are unaffiliated. They're perfect for target practice for our newbies. It's a perfect one way symbiotic relationship
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On 10/2/2019 at 5:23 PM, Deulos said:
We don't officially declare war on anyone so you'll be wasting your time again. But since you volunteered that info so easily I'll let Arrgh Admiralty know of your intentions.
Here are our intentions to make it clear: BK raided arrgh for 6 months and then quit. We will raid for at least a year.
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19 minutes ago, Alex said:
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Considering changes to the war system for testing on the test server. Nothing will be implemented during the current global conflict
Please for the love of god, make winning a war the optimal outcome of a war. It's not currently.
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Considering changes to the war system for testing on the test server. Nothing will be implemented during the current global conflict
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15 minutes ago, Alex said:
Give all nations by default 1 project slot. Everyone benefits, primary benefit is to new players
*laughs maniacly*
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9 minutes ago, Buorhann said:
Then all Jazz had to do was give us some assurances, and we would've paid.
You committed war attacks on us, and expected us to kneel or something? You're not very good at this.
3 bil net damage done because you failed at FA.
Hopefully you can learn from your failure in the future.
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1 minute ago, Buorhann said:
I get what you're saying, but I don't trust you guys and quite honestly, I don't think you'd have stayed out of the war even then.
Afterall, the discussion between your precious leader and my government member showed that Jazz wasn't willing to give us assurances that GOONS would stop to begin with.
you would be wrong, and if there's anyone you trust in coalition b, they will confirm we attempted to stay out of the war.
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again, you pulled in 3 bil of damage instead of just paying 50 mil reps. Do the math.
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50 mil and all this damage we've inflicted wouldn't have happened. Such a shame.
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hehe duck wangs are noodles
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War...war never ends
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Lard Commandante anoints this beautiful post with Yuengaling.
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Hey, you know what's smart? If you don't accept the terms after you've said you'll surrender, you haven't ACTUALLY surrendered.
If you're losing, just say you'll surrender to see the terms, and if you don't accept, you don't surrender.
How hard is this?
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can't surrender if you don't think you've lost
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