[[MULTIPLE] GOONS On Vacation]

9 minutes ago, Rosey Song said:

Let me sum this up for everyone.

"We got caught spying for NPO, WERE A VICTIM"

Given the last four months I'm not surprised you have the dexterity for these gymnastics.

[GOONS should not be Trusted]

Our Peace and Prosperity Commissars will get to the bottom of these traitors plots.

[[MULTIPLE] GOONS On Vacation]

1 minute ago, Reporter God said:

Seems to uplift all people?

I don’t think so

Nonsense, tovarisch. Every one is happy in the Soviet Goonion. Every one.

[[MULTIPLE] GOONS On Vacation]

[Treaties Made.]

We had the acronym F.A.R.T.S trademarked with the Syndicate. Expect to hear from our lawyers soon.

[Will t$ protect their protectorate?]

1 minute ago, Leopold von Habsburg said:

I plead the fifth.

[Will t$ protect their protectorate?]

I always enjoy these topics where folks incredulously ask global powers to explain in public the machinations behind their actions knowing full well they aren't going to get a straight forward answer. 

[Noosphere]

Dominating a color sphere is absolutely meaningless. Just like your posting.

[What is P&W listening to?]

 

[[DoE] For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Goon?]

5 hours ago, Vein said:

Before responding to play the smartass guy you should try to figure out the difference between normal raids and mass raids. Nevertheless, im curious on how long both parties will be fighting for. Gl both sides:)

The difference as you see it is absolutely irrelevant to myself and GOONS as a whole. The only view that matters is our own.

[[DoE] For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Goon?]

14 minutes ago, Zim said:

Well beside the point that Roberts isen't even in Arrgh.

You twisted the conversation quite a bit, to get us to be"crying" about being raided. When the conversation started by Roberts asking you to post a war declaration on an alliance you have attacked. One of your members denied being at war with Arrgh, and when Robert showed evidence to to the contrary, you accused the alliance you attacked of being salty, even thought an Arrgh member(me) frist join the conversation after you accused us of being salty. 

So may i ask why you dogging the question about being at an unprovoked war with Arrgh, and let's add Mystic aswell? I know NPO have paid you alliance quite alot of money for this assault (looking at your bank transaction, and how your members is building cities like they a part of GPWC). 

I do hope you saved some of that NPO money for yourself, because looking at your infra. You looking at some 400 mil in damages to yourself alone. 

 

 

I would have figured Arghhg members would understand the difference between a war and a raid. Isn't that the exact distinction you folks have made throughout your entire history? A rhetorical question. But feel free to claim otherwise.

[[Treaty] Greener Pastures]

I predict a lot of pearl clutching behind the scenes.

[[DoE] For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Goon?]

47 minutes ago, Bartholomew Roberts said:

Can I goad you into posting your DoW on Arrgh?

We aren't at war with Arggh.

[A Clouded, Dusty Vision]

Folks, this is what a micro mentality looks like.

[[Peace] Back to the Rice Fields]

One step closer~

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Let me know if you need me to bail out our Lobster President.

[[DoW] Testing the waters feat. ET]

9 hours ago, ShadyAssassin said:

We will hit Goons when we think we need to. They arent relevant and we need to focus on taking down Alex and the weebs first. Goons havent caused any problems and are still on the "Good Boy" list.

Noted.

[In the End.]

I'm pretty certain our posts make it abundantly clear how little respect we have for you and how much we're enjoying the show. It's not my problem if you lack reading comprehension.

[In the End.]

Watching you flail wildly while screaming into the void is incredibly entertaining. Keep it up, you're doing a great job.

[Kingsglaive Recognition of War]

1 hour ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said:

Libertarianism by definition is anti monarchy. Why is everything you do oxymoronic?

You're expecting a lot of someone who hasn't ever picked up a book without cartoon girls in it.

[In the End.]

What an interesting predicament.

[So What's Next?]

 

[Why isn't this war called the Real Knightfall?]

9 hours ago, Buorhann said:

Does this statement cover alliances that held no ties to alliances being attacked too?  Just curious how far the bias is going here with your AA's sudden appearance.

 

I believe the statement speaks for itself. If unaligned third parties chose to enter the war on someone else's behalf then wouldn't that be their prerogative? 

[9/19/2019 - Disclosure of a Duplication Glitch Occurence]

Good riddance to bad rubbish. Can't say I'm surprised to see this from an alliance that dances on the line of openly being Nazis and whose members have spammed our discord with Nazi propaganda and bigoted "jokes." 

[Why isn't this war called the Real Knightfall?]

I'm glad folks feel the need to complain about treaties being utilized.