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29 minutes ago, darkblade said:

At the end of the day. Everyone now realizes that Eclipse doesn't care about minispheres unless they are on top.

I mean I used to care. And yes, I was naive to think that, because I still fail to see balanced wars and GGO certainly isn't a pioneer on that matter either. The only people who pull out fights they can "lose" is HoF, nobody else has any right to complain about "minispheres" not being a thing. Certainly not you, you never will.

29 minutes ago, darkblade said:

And it's funny about how it's all about GGO, but if we weren't here, the game would be going after y'all and TEst for having a strong whale tier as well. Pixel huggers will always make pixel hugger moves to potentially avoid having to fight challenging wars. And y'all have shown that for a long time now.

You can cry all you want, but there is a huge strength gap between GGO and TEst and TEst was in fact never in a position to 1v1 Grumpy, let alone GGO. But let's say i'm still waiting for GGO's first challenging offensive war too then (... unless you call hitting unmilitarized opponents challenging maybe ...) 🙏

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1 hour ago, Keegoz said:

As pointed out now, I find the justification for forming this sphere to be  lacking. 

HW no longer exists... and given the current wars they haven't gotten away with what they did either.

The justification : stop believing in minispheres with GGO around.

Yw.

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8 hours ago, hidude45454 said:

If we didn't stand a chance against em then good f//ing luck to the rest of y'all 

Can confirm, being able to beat GGO should be illegal 🙏

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We shall remember this day as the day free speech died. 

[Times Up]

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10 hours ago, Solomon Ben-David said:

300 people online. there are 200 people on in peacetime. HOW DOES 100 PEOPLE MAKE THE SERVERS 4 MINUTES SLOWER aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9 hours ago, Lord Cosmos said:

Let us not forget the near constant MAP duplication miracles.

You guys don't get the new p&w features smh

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12 minutes ago, Mayor said:

Make sure to post another joke thread next war that pops up so that Clock can ignore more wars and just become the joke sphere.

[Time is Up.]

20 hours ago, Kevanovia said:

When everything is going your way and you’re getting this many W’s, it’s an odd thing to bring the issue back to something that has already been addressed and collected on. No need to over-milk the cow.

All that I hear is that you guys are salty over us being "salty" just because Deca wanted to make a joke and BR/the rest of Clock said why not, all of this in the space 10mins.

So I'm not sure who's really over-milking the cow right now ?

20 hours ago, Kevanovia said:

Y’all made a big stink about the HollyRose treaty, as you should have (as is to be expected since it was a trash treaty). The overall opinion of everyone (including Hollywood/Celestial at this point) is that the treaty was trash. That’s a W for Clock.

HW then hit Celestial, which weakens one of your major bloc competitors. This is also a W for Clock.

HW also did something that will make it hard for Celestial to trust them again. Once again, a W for Clock.

True. Which is why I said we had no reason to be salty and you guys arguing that we are because of this forum post is a misunderstanding on your end at best or a stupid "Clock man bad" spin at worst

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9 minutes ago, Alexio15 said:

Not quite sure this was the difficult war you think it was, but I’m sure you’ll keep believing so. I mean it’s not like you had just shaved infra by fighting Mystery and Oasis with Blackwater, and it’s definitely not like Rosesphere was even anywhere close to max military. 

Armenia's Revenge lasted 8 days and we took negligible infra damages (our score wasn't much lower than Rose's). Rosesphere was maxed since a while before the blitz. We had a bunch of people not maxed (in particular at <c20) or with offensive slots taken due to us peacing 20mins before the blitz. And we were so heavily outnumbered in the upper tier that it took about 3 days with Alpha getting banned to slot all of Rose upper tier. 

So you're wrong.

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2 minutes ago, Mayor said:

Jesus fricking Christ mate, if someone is living rent free in anyone's head it is Clock and this damn HollyRose treaty. It was dogshit, everyone knows that, why keep bringing it up after it has been dissolved especially after Rose or tS probably won't trust HW again with such a treaty after this war. 

When you don't know second degree

3 minutes ago, Mayor said:

You keep harping on about how unimpressive HoF is, or how unimpressive HW is, but mate you guys just spent weeks on the most unimpressive war I have seen in a while. And to answer you, why should Clock want to fight HW? I don't know, maybe because that was what I thought Clock was about? Fighting challenging wars and not &#33;@#&#036;ing endlessly on the forums as you love to do.

When you don't know FA

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Just now, Mayor said:

Keep sitting there whimpering and waiting for your inevitable rematch with Backrooms or some other small time bloc since Clock isn't interested in anything challenging these days. Props to HW for trying out a new strategy and making it work; Props to HoF for literally taking on entire blocs single handedly, and condolences to Clock for still being salty about a treaty that dissolved a while ago without doing literally anything about it.

More and more people practicing ultracrepidarianism nowadays.

First as someone who's more or less in touch with Clock leadership, we have never been salty about it (why would we ? This didn't change anything for us), but feel free to simp for HW as much as you want & lick their feet for the most predictable global of 2022 (yet Ro$e didn't see it coming it seems ...). 

Second, why should we have hit HW or Ro$e ? They have 70% of the whales in the game altogether, so why should Clock be the one taking care of it ? Why should we suicide on either of them to help the other party ?

Third, Challenge ? Let me laugh, as if everyone wasn't going for easy wars nowadays. HoF has taken on a demilled Minc & Johnsons, it's not that impressive. Similarly, HW taking on an half demilled Ro$e isn't going to be much fairer in the end. And afaik Clock never claimed that gw24 was meant to be fair. 

But thankfully, blocks are never frozen and hopefully there might be some FA changes after this war with a revamped treaty web to have new matchups. You cannot blame Clock for all the upper tier alliances in the game but TEst being in 2 spheres and thus Clock not wanting to go on a kamikaze mission. This is not Clock's war.

Anyhow, looks like we're living rent free in everyone's heads nowadays.

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19 minutes ago, Sweeeeet Ronny D said:

Hey can you remind me the first last time you guys fought an actual difficult war?

https://politicsandwar.fandom.com/wiki/Rick's_Last_Roll

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10 hours ago, Mayor said:

It is easier to write this than actually fight HW or Ro$e I suppose.

It is easier to bandwagon and hit unmilled/inactive people as well I suppose.

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6 hours ago, Buorhann said:

What exactly did Clock rebuild?

About 70 billions worth of infra damages.

[Time is Up.]

3 minutes ago, Buorhann said:

I don’t even know who you are.

Someone whose alliance I founded has been more successful than yours it seems

[Time is Up.]

14 minutes ago, Buorhann said:

Oh boy.  Continue the passive aggressive whining about it.

 

Honestly at this point I hope you guys get rolled eventually.

Maybe you should actually help your alliance and declare wars instead of whining on forums about a joke

[Post-GW24 War Awards Nominations]

Guess I'll try

Alliance Categories:

Best Fighters: Cataclysm

Worst Fighters: Order of the White Rose

Most Surprising Entry: The Cosmonauts

Best PR: Nobody

Worst PR: HollyRo$e (for the MDP)

Playmaker (In other words, who had the largest impact): 

Most Improved: GATO

Failed to Meet Expectations: The Legion

Best DoW: 

 

Best Blitz: Cataclysm

Worst Blitz: The Cosmonauts

 

Player Categories:

Best Fighter: hidude45454

Most Friendly : Razgriz24 (only me can know)

Most Salty: 

Best Rookie (for those who popped their war cherry): Daedalus/Apollo/Serpentis (#trainingalliancelivesmatter)

Best Troll: Goober

Best eLawyer: Sweden Ball

 

Community Categories:

Best Post: 

 

Funniest Post: 

 

Saltiest Post: 

 

Best Propaganda: 

[[PEACE] Time is up. (Clock vs The Backrooms)]

2 hours ago, Leftbehind said:

Thank you for the word of the day. 

My statement was based around the fact that you tried to force GATO off brown but failed. Given that CTO was given the same term it's not unfair to assume you guys tried to move them as well which strikes me as kinda funny. I'm willing to bet dollars to donuts that it was this term that was the most hotly contested during negotiations since & which is now BS has always been hard to get prots to switch colors, GATO has a history on brown that predates the dinosaurs and TCW was choked about moving off Green. 

Even if BR didn't want to peace out sooner (which I've heard mix things) it's the fact that you offered terms and basically just got white peace which makes it seem like a gigantic waste of time for no reward. I mean working together on color is very vague, it could be simply that they agreed to vote for whatever stellar name you guys come up with. 

Exactly what I said, you don't know what you're talking about.

[[PEACE] Time is up. (Clock vs The Backrooms)]

2 hours ago, Leftbehind said:

Congratulations to Clock on delaying peace to achieve absolutely nothing. 

Practicing ultracrepidarianism, uh ?

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