[[RoH] Nukes Make the Grass Grow]

3 hours ago, RandomNoobster said:

 

tl;dr: CoA declares war on TKR

 

"I mean what's the worst that can happen, our infra is gone who cares? We just rebuild" -Casty

 

 

Clearly Church of Atom was threatened by how close our nuke stockpile is to theirs so they declared war on The Knights Radiant to address the issue by...... diminishing...... theirs......?

Good luck in the war y'all : let the nukes fly.

 

tl;dr: TKR recognizes hostilities with CoA

[[RoH] Welcome to the Show]

The Circus is in town and The Knights Radiant have season passes! Unfortunately, we’ve noticed the way the animals are being treated and we’re not big fans.

After consulting with PETA, we’ve determined the best path forward is to politely carpet bomb ask The Circus to leave. Unfortunately, the clowns only speak Romanian. So we have our cans of faux-blood, our spray paint, and picket signs at the ready — we’re going to war protest the treatment of these poor animals. The lions and tigers and blinks bears! Oh my!

Tl;dr: TKR recognizes The Circus recognizing us
 

[People wanted me to write a thread.]

32 minutes ago, Kevanovia said:

Naw fam, those rumors were hot garbo.

Yeah, we started talking about hitting BK day 1 of Surf's Up - it was like the first convo in our group chat  Good times, good times.

To get back to the topic at hand:
The point borg is making with the chaining comment is that it has happened before with several wars and folks that are now condemning it - were fine with it. We received the “fake war” BS criticisms that NPO spewed and we (including TKR) defended chaining as just a part of the game and that the criticisms against it were weak (BK and friends complained about it in Dial Up & Rose and friends complained about it in GnR)

Yes Chaining has happened before and yes TKR has participated in Chaining in the past. I can't speak for Celetial, but we in TKR have seen the effectiveness of chaining into a demilitarized sphere first hand. Because of that experience, we didn't want to be on the receiving end of that exact situation.  Clock has chained wars recently and we had reason to believe they would again.  Hollywood believed we would be the likely target if it happened.  We made a strategic decision to prevent that from happening to us while we were not fully militarized rather that remaining at full mil unnecessarily losing large amounts of income.

[An OWR Announcement]

Sorry to see you guys go.  Good luck wherever your journey takes you.

[(This thread is scary to Hollywood and Celestial)]

I like this clock because it says Hollywood

[[Treaty] The Eagle and the Sword]

Excited to be working with you guys and looking forward to helping FSO's growth into the furture. 

[[DoE] Westeros]

Congratz guys!  Excited to be working with y'all!

[[Treaty] NW + BK = <3]

Ayy Lmao. Congratz guys!

[Every Person a Monarch]

Fear not the attempted coup has failed.  Those responsible are being disposed of  dealt with.

[A Very Grumpy Announcement]

Congratz guys!  Here's to 2000 more! 🍻

[[DoE] For your Entertainment]

Congratz guys.  Really excited to be working with y'all!

[[Peace] Make Love Not War On Valentine's Day]

5 hours ago, Agent W said:

The Syndicate has to get it's groove back before we ask anyone to dance again.

That's not the only thing coming in nine months. I hear Sval took Wizel out to a very nice dinner last night.

That was supposed to be a secret.  smh

[[Peace] Make Love Not War On Valentine's Day]

5 minutes ago, Sweeeeet Ronny D said:

48-2, we beat them during quack too.

Oh yeah.  Good point.

[[Peace] Make Love Not War On Valentine's Day]

10 hours ago, Vemek said:

You spelled 49-1 wrong.  😛

[[Peace] Make Love Not War On Valentine's Day]

Hollywood Productions
1 Hollywood Blvd
Hollywood, CA 90028

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

February 14th, 2022 - Hollywood, CA - Following negotiations Hollywood Productions announces the immediate cessation of hostilities with rival firm Blackwater Production Company.  As of the time of this announcement no new wars will be declared and all existing wars can run their course as the participants see fit.  The following terms have been agreed to by both parties:

1.  Blackwater formally surrenders to Hollywood and admits defeat.

2.  All alliances revert to pre-war color blocs.

3.  Sval owes Adrienne “A glass of wattuh dancing with a glass of wahdurr.”

4.  GATO admits that Oblivion is the superior laser cat alliance.

5.  Carthago will create a side alliance named Africa Proconsularis for a period of not less than five days.

Public Relations Contacts

 

Spoiler

For Hollywood:

 

Dank Meme Studios

Yoso

Cheese

Clown

BigGay

Brandon

Tiber

 

Grumpy Pictures

Sweeeeet Ronny D

 

Guardian  Films

Memph

Synthesis

JtTeE

Vanek

 

[REDACTED] Films

O5-1: The Pilot

O5-2: The Resurrected

O5-3: Nine-tails

O5-4: The Dreamer

         

The Oblivion Company

Ockey1

Ockey2

Ockey3

Ockey4

Ockey5 

Ockey6

Ockey7

Ockey8

Ockeynein

 

Immortals Cinema

Lord  Tyrion

Scratchy

James the Volleyball

 

Radiant Motion Picture Group

Wizel

Morf

Kyu

Lance

WaSo

Canbec

 

For Blackwater:

 

The Syndicate:

WANA - Chief Global Strategist

Lucas - Chief Operations Officer

Gray - Chief Security Officer

Vemek - Chief Financial Officer

 

Order of the White Rose

Prime - Sval

Prime in Training  Darth Ataxia

Amazon Prime - WANA

Optimus Prime - Daveth

Prime Rib - Totem

 

For House Stark,

The King in the North, Ataxia Stark

Hand of the King, Samani Stark

 

For GATO,

Greywall - Assembly Chairman of GATO 

Jgoods Vice - Chairman 

Kittengoescrazy - Minister of foreign affairs 

General assembly of GATO

 

For Sunray Victoria,

Big Daddy of Sunray Victoria: MinesomeMC

Big Step-Daddy of Sunray Victoria: Jack Rackham

Big Step-Mommy of Sunray Victoria: Caboose

 

For Legion,

Imperator: Totem

Proconsul: Istandor

Consul of Economic Affairs: Kiwilliam

Consul of Foreign Affairs: David Ben-Gurion

Consul of Internal Affairs: Nome

Consul of Military Affairs: Michael Lybrand

 

For Carthago,

Daveth - Suffer

Krampus, Asierith and Gallant - Elders

 

Signed for DP

Jack, Divine Emperor

Jaden, Master Ancestor

Grabacr, Grand Viceroy

Scatheon, Viceroy of Arrays

Flamescove, Viceroy of Warfare

Perseus, Viceroy of the Exterior

Phoenix, Viceroy of the Treasury

Red, Viceroy of the Interior

Seedy, Viceroy of Culture

 

For The Dead Rabbits,

JaxTeller, Boss

Aggeremid, Underboss

Benzy10, Underboss

MrGross, Bosun

Alexandr Arnason, Bosun

 

TL;DR - Thats a wrap!!

[[ROH] Here we go again]

1 hour ago, Kevanovia said:

You're saying that they countered your counters so you then countered those counters and then they countered your counter points with a counter hook that can only be counted as unfair.....right?

The amount of injustices can hardly be counted.

How much could a counter count if a counter could count counts?

[[DoW] The Dance Card]

11 minutes ago, Redarmy said:

My future CB will be that @Wizel16 didn't invite me to the dance. 

We can dance whenever you want?

[[DoW] The Dance Card]

4 minutes ago, Charles Bolivar said:

Inb4 "dance" becomes referenced in numerous polls about what to call this war.

I made naming this war easy.

[[DoW] The Dance Card]

 

Radiant Motion Picture Group
A Hollywood Productions Company
1 Hollywood Blvd
Hollywood, CA 90028

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

 

January 23rd, 2022 - Hollywood, CA - Guardian Films, The Oblivion Company, Immortals Cinema, and Radiant Motion Picture Group are proud to announce the upcoming release of its newest film, The Dance Card. A romantic period drama set in the Regency Era, The Dance Card promises to be a hit for all ages.

 

Miss Linda Blackwater is on her third London season. For three years, she’s been the essence of charm and never been without a partner for any dance. She’s never received what truly matters, however: a proposal. This year, Miss Blackwater is hoping her luck will finally change after Lord Hale Wood asks for her dance card.

 

Meanwhile, her younger sister, Miss Cindy Blackwater, has eyes for one man only - Lord Guthrie Statler. However, despite her continual efforts, Lord Statler has never returned her favor. Will this be the year Lord Statler finally notices her?

 

Look out for The Dance Card, coming soon to a theater near you!

 

 

 

Spoiler

It’s us. We’re Lord Hale Wood.

 

 

Public Relations Contacts:

Guardian  Films
Memph
synthesis
JtTeE
Vanek

 

The Oblivion Company
Ockey1
Ockey2
Ockey3
Ockey4
Ockey5
Ockey6
Ockey7

 

Immortals Cinema
Lord Tyrion
Scratchy
James Wilson

 

Radiant Motion Picture Group

Wizel
Morf
Kyu
Lance
WaSo
Canbec

 

TL:DR-Hollywood Declares War on Blackwater

[[Birthday/Treaty] Name Withheld turns 1, announces [Redacted Accords]]

Congrats on the birthday and on a well deserved upgrade.  Looking forward to continue working with y'all as partners.

[[Treaty] A Hollywood Productions Press Release]

 

Hollywood Productions
1 Hollywood Blvd
Hollywood, CA 90028

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

 

January 9th, 2022 - Hollywood, CA - Hollywood Productions (Dank Meme Studios, Grumpy Pictures, Guardian Films, The Oblivion Company, and Radiant Motion Picture Group) is proud to announce its acquisition of former Bollywood firm Immortals Cinema. 

 

 

With the premier of “Escape From The Oasis” slated for tonight the acquisition fills the void in the suspense thriller genre.  There are high hopes around the industry that it will join other Hollywood Productions flicks, “Ayy Lmao”, “Get Off My Lawn”, “Guardians of the Whales”, “Laser Cat From Outer Space” and “Orange Man Bad” among others as an Oscar nominee.

 

Public Relations Contacts:

Dank Meme Studios
Yoso
Supercheese
Vader

Grumpy Pictures
Sweeeeet Ronny D

Guardian  Films
Memph
synthesis
JtTeE
Vanek

The Oblivion Company
Ockey1
Ockey2
Ockey3
Ockey4
Ockey5
Ockey6
Ockey7

Immortals Cinema
Lord  Tyrion
Scratchy
James Wilson

Radiant Motion Picture Group
Wizel
Morf
Kyu
Lance
WaSo
Canbec

 

TL:DR - Hollywood signs The Immortals

[[DoW] Time is up.]

12 minutes ago, Arln said:

@Wizel16 kill him

No. But I will lock him in the dungeon. 

[DANGER SALT DANGER]

Just now, WarriorSoul said:

i thought mass raids were supposed to be

 

massive? idk

Yeah this just seems like business as usual.

[DANGER SALT DANGER]

8 minutes ago, Adrienne said:

Right? Didn't even tickle. Losing your touch, friends.

Arrgh mass raided us?

[The Cataclysmic Failure of Swamp]

6 minutes ago, Arln said:

I think we need to stop that upper tier consolidation over there 🥵

Is it really upper tier consolidation when there are two sphere's with similiar sized whale tiers?  Ntm two other spheres with formidable upper tiers.  This narrative has been played out time and time again and its even further from the truth now than it was then. You can come up with something better than this Arln.