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PREAMBLE
As Arthur sat on his throne, pondering who to execute next, his mistress, Epimetheus, strolled rather sluttily into his chambers. Returning from her quest, she whispered “Kawaii, Desu, Baka, Senpai!” to Arthur. Arthur smiles upon hearing this and sends his dog, Pika, to inform his knights to prepare for a Quest to slay the Dragon that lives in the clouds. The Knights of Camelot, armed with Panzers and ayylien weaponry, prepared to storm the sky. The Knights embarked on their quest, searching for the dragon Epi had spotted. After weeks of travelling the Knights of Camelot, tired and out of tacos, came across a cliff edge covered in odd, colorless flowers and a single Angel Oak Tree. A few voracious knights began to pick the flowers when King Arthur ordered “Leave the flowers alone.” as he pointed his finger in the direction of the looming tree. The knights directed their gazes at the tree and saw a majestic, seemingly ancient, eagle perched on the uppermost branch. “Now that's a meal fit for a King” muttered Epi, still studying the beautiful bird. The rest of the knights echoed in agreement and looked at Arthur for a signal. He winked at Epi and screeched “REEEEEEE” as he charged towards the tree with his knights ensuing behind him. Camelot’s best archers, Vein and Dryad, stayed back launching volley after volley of arrows, while his Bishop, Bill, shot firey-balls of magic, but the eagle seemed to elude them all. The knights regrouped on signal as the royal-blue eagle circled overhead. The eagle circled around the knights faster and faster until they could no longer see anything other than a blur of blue. When they could see once again, the Knights of Camelot found themselves in a strange place floating in the clouds known as Ammus. A booming voice cuts through the pure air, “I am Ventus, Dragon among the clouds and King of the Gods. While I normally do not speak with mortals, you have piqued my interest.” Arthur turned his head to see a dragon, unlike one he’s ever seen before. It was twice as big as any dragon he’d seen before and shared the same sagacious characteristics of the eagle that brought him to this foreign land. As Ventus thumped his tail, Arthur’s knights were already preparing for the battle to come. This time it was Epi who shouted in Weeb, “USAJI!”, that caused the knights to charge, cheering along the way. Ventus laughed and accepted the challenge. Although the Knights of Camelot fought bravely, at the end of the battle, neither the dragon nor any knights were injured. Ventus transformed once again, this time into a great, old man with a flowing gray beard and boomed “You have spirit! Come, you’ve shown me weapons unknown to my kind. I will treat you to a taste of a god.” Arthur signaled to his army to follow the old man. The knights did so and they departed into the castle Aedis. The knights feasted and drank and later in the night Arthur was pulled aside by Ventus, still in his human form. “There’s someone I think you should meet.” says Ventus as he brings Arthur into a connected chamber. “My First Knight, King Thomas of the Brotherhood of the Clouds.” The two Kings conferred, and although it could have just been the liquor, hit it off pretty well. Arthur called for his mistress, and Thomas summoned his officials and more liquor. What happened in that chamber stays in that chamber, but in the morning the Kingdom of Camelot had a new partner, The Brotherhood of the Clouds.
ARTICLE I - Non-aggression
Neither signatory shall engage in any acts detrimental to its counterpart. Should such an incident occur between the signatories, both parties agree to seek solutions through private diplomatic channels.ARTICLE II - Mutual Defense
The signatories agree to defend one another against any and all military aggression from third parties. This can be in the form of military, diplomatic, or economic resources. The degree of aid to be provided is contingent on the request placed by the defendant.
ARTICLE III - Intelligence
Both signatories agree to share any intelligence they have obtained and that could prove useful or vital to the other. Should any intelligence pertain information concerning a direct, imminent attack, on either signatory, both signatories are mandated to respond appropriately in a joint force.
ARTICLE IV - Non-Chaining
In any scenario where either signatory finds itself attacked as a consequence of fulfillment of third party obligations, the Mutual Defense clause as stipulated by article III will be void. Assistance in such a situation can still be requested for by either signatory; however, its fulfillment will be optional.
ARTICLE V - Cancellation
Should either signatory decide this agreement is not in their best interest, the other signatory must be informed 72 hours prior to their withdrawal. Upon the passing of said hours, all articles are void.Tl;dr: Brotherhood of the Clouds and Camelot sign a MDP and hereby declare both will abide to the articles stipulated above.
Signatories
Brotherhood of the Clouds
King | Thomas
Prince | Excelsior
Prime Minister | Morgan
Foreign Affairs Minister | Tal Vasa
Camelot
King | Arthur
Bishop | Bill Rice-
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55 minutes ago, Mad Max said:
you sent like 70 people
We sent 11, you’ll learn to count eventually dear. I believe in you!
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2 hours ago, Buorhann said:
Just from the looks of it, there's a lot of raidable nations in Camelot.
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You know that your high milcom actually came to me ,meaning he was interested,... and I told him he wouldn't get the position in CAM. Im also 99% sure this happened before shadow left for emp.
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Preamble
My mummy doesn’t believe me when I told her I met ayyliens. One day I was skipping in the rose garden, thinking about how I !@#$-a-lot, and met a talking taco. He took me to his leader, some purple fella with a thicc chin, and we had a great time. I told him about my plans to teach others how to launch the biggest loads and he agreed to make sure no one bullied me on the way! The time has come for the ayyliens to learn how to unleash the load as well. This’ll show my mummy!
ARTICLE I – Non-aggression
Neither signatory shall engage in any acts detrimental to its counterpart. Should such an incident occur between the signatories, both parties agree to seek solutions through private diplomatic channels.
ARTICLE II - Mutual Defense
The signatories agree to defend one another against any and all military aggression from third parties. This can be in the form of military, diplomatic, or economic resources. The degree of aid to be provided is contingent on the request placed by the defendant.
ARTICLE III - Optional Aggression
Either signatory may request assistance with the planning and execution of an offensive war against a third party. Such assistance, though encouraged, is not mandatory.
ARTICLE IV – Intelligence
Both signatories agree to share any intelligence they have obtained and that could prove useful or vital to the other. Should any intelligence pertain information concerning a direct, imminent attack, on either signatory, both signatories are mandated to respond appropriately in a joint force.
ARTICLE V – Non-Chaining
In any scenario where either signatory finds itself attacked as a consequence of fulfillment of third party obligations, the Mutual Defense clause as stipulated by article II will be void. Assistance in such a situation can still be requested for by either signatory; however, its fulfillment will be optional.
ARTICLE VI – Cancellation
Should either signatory decide this agreement is not in their best interest, the other signatory must be informed 72 hours prior to their withdrawal. Upon the passing of said hours, all articles are void.
Tl;dr: Black Knights and Camelot sign a MDoAP and hereby declare both will abide to the articles stipulated above.
Signed for Black Knights
Signed for Camelot
King: Arthur
Wizard: Epi
Lord of Foreign Affairs: Bill Rice
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Arthur is a lazy boy, maybe I'll make one some day
ARTICLE I - Non-aggression
Neither signatory shall engage in any acts detrimental to its counterpart. Should such an incident occur between the signatories, both parties agree to seek solutions through private diplomatic channels.
ARTICLE II - Protection
Signatory A agrees to defend Signatory B against any and all military aggression from third parties. This can be in the form of military, diplomatic, or economic resources. The degree of aid to be provided is contingent on the request placed by Signatory B. In such an event, a resolution of conflict will be handled by Signatory A.
ARTICLE III - Optional Aggression
Either signatory may request assistance with the planning and execution of an offensive war against a third party. Such assistance, though encouraged, is not mandatory.
ARTICLE IV - Intelligence
Both signatories agree to share any intelligence they have obtained and that could prove useful or vital to the other. Should any intelligence pertain information concerning a direct, imminent attack, on Signatory B, Signatory A will respond appropriately.
ARTICLE V - Color Bloc
Signatory B agrees to encourage its membership to support and vote for the color bloc name of Signatory A’s choice.
ARTICLE VI - Limited Sovereignty
By taking part of this deal, Signatory B understands that it is limiting its own sovereignty, and must inform and seek approval of Signatory A prior to any major decisions. This includes but is not limited to: signing treaties, declaring war, recognizing hostilities, and taking loans.
ARTICLE VII - Renewal
This agreement will be reviewed every 30 days by Signatory A to ensure the proper growth and prosperity of Signatory B. Upon reviewal, Signatory A may choose to renew the treaty, send aid or advisers, or null the agreement with a proper notice if Signatory B is deemed unreachable.
ARTICLE VIII - Cancellation
Should either signatory decide this agreement is not in their best interest, the other signatory must be informed 72 hours prior to their withdrawal. Upon the passing of said hours, all articles are void.
Index
Signatory A - Camelot
Signatory B - Code of Honor
Tl;dr: Camelot protects Code of Honor, and an attack on Code of Honor is now considered an attack on Camelot.
Signed for Camelot
King: Arthur
Wizard: Epi
Lord of Foreign Affairs: Bill Rice
Signed for Code of Honor
Commander: Jon
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4 hours ago, Velium said:
!@#$-a-lot
damn sheepy it really be like that ?
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Glad to be working with you.
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Camelot, Sunray 1-1, and Typhon proudly present: Avalon
I Mutual Defense
A direct attack on one signatory is considered an attack on all signatories.
In the event that one signatory comes under attack through providing military support to another ally engaged in an aggressive war, said signatory is not considered to be in a defensive war, and the response of the other signatories are not dictated by this section.
II Optional Aggression
All member alliances shall reserve the right to support each other in an offensive campaign.
III Supremacy
We agree this agreement shall take precedence over all others. We stand together in the shared security be any means. Information, aid, and diplomatic resources are all encouraged of each of member alliances. Our support for each other shall not be limited to a list.
IV Sovereignty
While unified, we remain sovereign.
V Admission
A prospective alliance may petition any signatory for membership. If sponsored, admittance will be a unanimous decision of the conclave.
VI Withdrawal
Any signatory that wishes to leave Avalon after diplomatic measures have been exhausted will have 72 hours before nullification of the member agreement. Should a member violate the spirit of this accord, a unanimous vote may expel the offender.
/s/
Signed for Camelot
King: Arthur
Wizard: TheShadow & Catman
Wizard Emeritus: Epi
Signed for Sunray 1-1
Admiral: Caboose, Michael K Ultra, & The Man Of The Shadows
Signed for Typhon
Commander: Zephyr, Tymoteusz, & Telly
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Sorry, notice how Camelot was spelled so I’d thought I’d throw this in
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Removed for Filter Evasion - Negan
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28 minutes ago, Mad Max said:
it's really not like "paperless"
It has literally been like
HEY Y'ALL! We are allies, but we are calling it paperless - because paper RUINS the game, but we are allied. JUST wanted Y'ALL to KNOW.
That’s true
though all our friends are masked accordingly on our server so it’s not a huge secret either way
@CitrusK have we made you proud? More than 2 lines
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Epi and Arthur were sitting in the room when they heard heavy footsteps outside the door
Knock. Knock
"Come in", said Arthur as he sipped his morning tea
The door opened and entered a hooded figure, drenched in blood and tank stats.
"Shadow, you have finally arrived!", cried out Epi as he got near him to hear what he was mumbling. As soon as he came near, Shadow screamed at him,"GIVE ME 50 M you whale c*nt".
”But I don't have that much", replied Epi.
Arthur broke in,"And neither does Camelot bank. I just wasted it on Keno"
Shadow was disheartened. Truly, Camelot bank was empty. It was useless to coup and steal the bank.
“Well, why not take a loan?”, suggested RetardMan.
But Shadow never paid his loans back. He was already 150M in debt. Perhaps more.
“So I need to raid for dosh,”sighed Shadow at the effort he was making to think of the effort he would need to put in.
He spent on night thinking how he can get money for free. Maybe Keno? Or Dice? Yea, no harm in trying them. Unless you lose your money everytime which is what exactly happened. He lost 3M trying to convert it into um, something more than 3M.Alas, he was ready to take the damn loan! He strode slowly over the alliance page till one alliance caught his eye.
“OwO what’s this?”spoke an amazed Shadow as he looked at the silvery Moonlight Sakura.
And this sent a wild idea into his mind.
“Arthur, can we declare on this alliance? We can use the loot to fix my nation.”
“Sure.”
“YASH! Ready the troops you Camelot warriors. Sharpen ye rusty swords. Let the Moonlight shine on yo armour as we take down Sakura for the good ofShadow’s NationCamelot.”
And so it began-every man sharpened his sword, ever man polished his armour.
“Shadow, we are out of men”,broke in Epi.
“WHAT! Well, true. Um, lets see.”,replied Shadow, looking around. “Aye, there! What’s that near the horizon? It looks like a hairy blue beast. Wait. It stands on two legs and has a black cap on its head…….WTF! That’s Bluebear!!!”
He ran towards him a plan already in his mind.
“Bluebear, wanna help us blitz someone?”
“Grrr….Grrrrrrrrrrr….Arrghhhhh…...Graghhhhh…...”(its in bear language)
“Uh, ok! Lets involve Typhon in this too….Thoughts?”
“Grrrr….Grrrrr…..Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……..”
After getting Bluebear’s (approval?Don’t ask me. I don’t speak bear) Shadow hastened to the shores of Japan where Typhon was last spotted. He found him there, sitting along the beach, still sad that it had turned semi-peaceful.
“Hey there Typhon, wanna...hey watch out...”
The stone went through Shadow’s ethereal body.
“Sure,”replied Typhon,”when and where?”
“Cool….”
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A night to go…..
“Wow, this is strange. This alliance called La Mafia increased its military a bit. God knows who they will hit”, mumbled Shadow looking at the star patterns, trying to read the past, present and future from them.
It was just 10 minutes before the blitz. Shadow was busy assigning war rooms, Dming people and pinging them mercilessly to get up.
“Hey, Shadow, seems like Sakura’s slots are being filled by…..La Mafia!!!?!??!?!?!?”
“WTF!!! Guys, declare now. NOW NOW DECLARE NOW!!!!!”
The blitz happened, 8 minutes before schedule-8 La Mafia decs, 7 by Camelot and Typhon each. Then we all know what happened. Sakura got steam-rolled and this turned into a micro drama(which you can see here https://discord.gg/VuRjEFV. The c*nts deleted the more interesting server though.)
tl;dr: Camelot declares war on Empire of The Moonlight Sakura, and also posts its Declaration of Victory and Peace since the war is already over(lolz and you missed it).
The peace terms are:
1) Sakura Admits Defeat - No Post Required by them.
2) 25 Mil for Shadow’s nation
3) 90 day NAP with Camelot and Co + Sakura and Co. - BK Excluded.
All remaining wars are to be peaced out and no further declarations will take place.
There was this co-incidence that happened between La Mafia and Camelot. Hell we had the same target, same declaration date and same declaration time and same declaration motive. We don’t believe this is in anyway a co-incidence but a message from heaven itself that the Mafia and the Knights should work together.
While we supply them the best quality, bullet-proof armour, La Mafia has decided to sell us weapons on the black market.
Tl;dr 2.0- La Mafia and Camelot sign into an non-papered ODOAP treaty. We will maintain friendly relations and will help each other when needed.
Welcome to the Era of Paperless Once Again
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5 minutes ago, TheShadow said:
20 hours ago Arthur declared we will be doing something dynamic.
After all its our DoE. How can we not do something Dynamic with it?
So, how are we going to make it Dynamic?
Well, you see, just around date change, we made it dynamic.
We just ended the era of CBs. Now, time to Declare our DoE once again.
Camelot exists and is doing something Dynamic while we speak.
Camelot hereby recognizes its own aggression against an alliance just few moments ago.
TheShadow.
Over and Out.
Aka Camelot is Dynamic
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30 minutes ago, CitrusK said:
Come on man. This is pathetic. It's like two sentences, and there's no story, and there's no plot. God mate, go back to writing school, and learn how to be a good fricking author. There's no rising action, there's no conclusion. If I didn't know any better, I'd think that you aren't pursuing a life of being an author. You should be ashamed Arthur.
A lot of thought went into this my dear Citrus, may you be enlightened by the power of Roz
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Be ready for a walk along the shandy shores of Camelot with the moonlight shining on our armour.tl;dr:Camelot exists and will do something dynamic soon
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SNN-Round Table Pizza for Dinner
in Orbis Central
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Just to clarify: there was no scheming to merge SKn with Camelot. Kiwi, Spongebob, Frogstar were all present during the talks and it was decided that a merge was not the right course of action.