[War Stats: Global War 14]

I'm encountering major lag on the war stats right now.

 

[War Stats: Global War 14]

Can we rename Coalition B to "Vassalsphere"? Since lots of involved alliances, particularly protectorates, are BK's vassals and were bullied into this, I think it's a perfect fit.

[Dear Alex: A message from the player base]

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Elijah Mikaelson said:

Who are you [Prefonteen] again?

One of the most influential people in Orbis history.

[Brave and Beautiful BK]

Guys, I think we're being really mean to BK when we attack them. They're failing miserably doing their best efforts but it isn't enough. We must find a way of making them confident in something other than their ability to get 30 meatshields friends being there to help them!

[They copied our alliance]

yawn

[A clarification on "Slavery"]

4 hours ago, Aragorn, son of Arathorn said:

literally everyone dislikes BK or is enslaved to them and incapable of being able to openly dislike BK. 

I'm aware that I'm taking words out of context, but this is honestly the most accurate depiction of the political spectrum I've seen this war.

[Global War 14 War Declaration & Treaty Webs]

Thanks, I already had a headache (Take Your Kid To Work Day for 4-7 year old kids at my internship today) but after seeing this I have a migraine. 

[Bloody Horsemen]

Good riddance. It's about time that someone regained control of their minds.



Reminder that Horsemen exited the war than re-entered in Knightfall, so don't be surprised if they reuse the tactic.

[Nanobot Experiment Goes Wrong]

Hello friends,

The once-great nation of Hammonasset has been experimenting with making fake insects that will be covertly released in enemy territory and can spray enemy cities with up to a dozen types of deadly or incapacitating poisons and viruses. The first human test was slated to take place earlier this morning. However, some dumbass thought it would be nice to give the death row prisoners a little fresh air before the experiment began and forgot to close the door behind them when they returned. When the experiment began, it worked, but a bug in the coding activated all of the robots instead of just eight. The nanobots flew out the door and began releasing their horrors on Hammonasset. Although they deactivate after one use, the damage was done and untold amounts of citizens died. The remaining survivors hunkered down and began to rebuild the nation.

RIP Hammonasset

tl;dr: I have rerolled.

[War Stats: Global War 14]

Just now, Sphinx said:

Actually I did that in 2 cities by mistake but I fixed it in all 35 others where I dropped from 3.8k to 2k. 

Who the hell has 3.8K infra cities? Who the hell drops it pre-war to make their stats look good?

Apparently, you.

[War Stats: Global War 14]

@Inst Your turn. 

[Name the laggy global war]

BK's Self-Esteem Workout
Age of Ultron (kek)
The Lag Wars

[Endgame]

Wow! Look at this! It's a fair alliance war! Hey guys! BK is in a fair fight!

[Name the ketog vs Chaos War]

Surf's Up!
 

[Brave and Beautiful Peace.]

Let's face it, we all know Union of Administrator Nations was the real winner.

[Dear Alex: A message from the player base]

23 minutes ago, Malleator said:

I would reprimand you for this behavior, but the sheer importance of blitz in the current meta keeps my lips sealed.
I wonder if PnW will ever be moved to AWS or will ever leave Alex's basement.

Normally, I wouldn't care. It's the fact that it's gotten worse lately, and that the game can't support a blitz.

[Dear Alex: A message from the player base]

Dear Alex,

We the people have come to you with a message: Please fix the ^&#@*^#&!@*@%(%#(%@* game!!!! Are the standards of 2-3 seconds load time not enough? Must you make the entire game shut down when 1/10th of the active player base is online? Does the game really have to implode every time a war starts? IT SHOULD NOT TAKE ME 4 MINUTES TO LOAD BotC's PAGE!!! 1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526272829303132333435363738394041. Oh, that was just me doing a GA and counting the seconds it took for the results to load. The game had gotten somewhat better, taking a mere 20 seconds for things to load during a blitz, but has plunged off a cliff since then. Where is all that money we donate to support PnW going? Clearly not to the game. I don't care what you have to do, but at least make this game playable. 

Signed,
An extremely angry group of Orbis Leaders
 

I am seriously pissed right now. You can probably tell. 

[Delete the game]

I like this. 

[A list of all communist/socialist alliances.]

Empyrea is commie.

Also, this guy is a massive pixelhugger. It's hilarious, to be honest.

[Brave and Beautiful BK]

BK is even more of a puss-Wait, we're doing encouragement? Oh, uh, BK Stronk.

[Surf's Up]

1 minute ago, Malal said:

The best part of this war was Empyrea making all their war channels public. 

Seriously...how do you frick that up?

[Surf's Up]

Here's to a good fight. Surf's up boys!

[I hopped off the plane at LAX...]

The Ghawthistan Copy Service thing puts this over the top. At least they aren't in the micro defence network.

[Nova's not so Secret War Update]

I'll think of this next time I get rolled...

["Exotic Friends"]

Ok.