[Annual Fraggle Rock Fund Raiser]

From the desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

Leader of the best nation, Fraggle Rock

Greetings Friends!! We in Fraggle Rock hope all the nations of Orbis are doing half as well as us. It has been a bountiful and productive year. We are finishing up phase five of our grand plan. Once done, we shall shiftly enter into the final phase; The End of Fraggle Rock.

It has taken time, money, patience, giggles, tears, plenty of radishes, and crazy Fraggles to accomplish this. It is now a good time to thank our friends who support us no matter how many times we have Fraggled them over.

El. What a fella. Smokes weed all day and I make him laugh. He's been a good friend to the Rock. 

Zeebs. We are proud of you. You've grown up around a bunch of weirdos and somehow made it through. Congrats 

Daddy Critters. I got ya food Daddy. I won't be late.

Soup: You're good people, nobody all the trash people say about you.

Apeman/Hayley: weirdos that some how always back together. Ok.

Jroc, SmithHole, Bet: Sure.

Thrax: Bloodlines.

Others: You know who you are ?

 

Now onto this year's fund raiser. The theme: Doggos of Orbis!! That's right, Fraggle Rock will be holding the first official dog show. Here are the rules:

1) Must be a picture of your dog.

2) Only one submission per nation.

3) No cats allowed.

4) Entry fee of 7 million must be paid to Fraggle Rock.

5) No humans in the picture.

6) Winners will receive cut of the entry fees.

7) If you win, be a good winner to the other Doggos. No hard feelings.

Categories: Action, Sleeping, Silly, Creepy, Creative.

That's all. 

Many hugs,

Uncle Traveling Matt

[The Great Defection of 2018]

9 hours ago, MonkeyDLegend said:

Need more cash for nukes ? sent! Now remember all the nukes i fund must be used on me and noone else.

Instead of your cash....how about that flag you said you'd do months ago?  Back to work slacker!!  And don't expect a thank you when you're done...

[The Great Defection of 2018]

2 minutes ago, Biel said:

RIP Los Pollos Hermanos

Wasn't that two alliances ago?  Speaking of...time for a rebrand.

[The Great Defection of 2018]

From the desk of ChuChu Fraggle

Minister of Radish/Poacher of Alliances

Greetings Friends. Bluths Original Banana Stand tends to stay out of political affairs. But today....today, we made history. Well other nations were fighting and ? posting, the crafty Fraggles in charge of Bluth's made their move.

Today, we had a dream from The Golden Horde. That's right.... Fraggle has out witted that dumb hippo once again. We have taken in The Mighty Cracov. He is currently being questioned by our top intelligence officer, Mokey Fraggle. 

The information provided by this defector will be for sale. As of now, we only know how much TGH has in the bank. Soon we will have logs of their plans for sale.

We have made the move today. No more are we an one nation alliance. Today we are an one nation alliance with the inside scoop on fatty McHippo. Stay tuned for free leaks. Pay for the good stuff.

 

Many hugs

ChuChu Fraggle

[Greetings from Fraggle Rock]

From the desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

Leader of The Best Nation, Fraggle Rock

Greetings! I'm back to update the world on the current food situation. Clearly our political skill convinced the world to stop reducing our food supplies via nuclear launches.

We appreciate your cooperation, as we didn't have to take drastic action. Our brother, Wembly reported that food is back. Thank you Nations of Orbis. 

In other news...we will be holding our annual fund raiser. This year's theme: Dogs!! That's right....You submit pictures of your dog(s) and a small entry fee of say 7 mil, and I'll be ranking the doggos of Orbis. The deadline for this contest is when people stop sending in entry fees and pupper pics.

Farewell for now.

Many hugs,

Uncle Traveling Matt

[Greetings from Fraggle Rock]

From: Tihitler  Date: 10/28/2018 Sunday 8:41 pm 

Good morning sir
I want to improve our economic and military relation what's your
Opinion and I want to talk to you about global food production and how weak is it do you you nuclear wars so are you with me that we have to stop the wars that destroys world economy and gives a massive improve in food price 
Waiting your answer

[Greetings from Fraggle Rock]

5 minutes ago, Maxime Bernier said:

Are you a Joke nobody is scared of you

No. I'm a Fraggle.

[Greetings from Fraggle Rock]

From the desk of ChuChu Fraggle

Minister of Radish Production

The Best Nation, Fraggle Rock

 

Greetings Orbis!! We've been very busy in our bunkers cranking out nuclear weapons. Our goal of 612 is in sight. Once we finish phase five, we will shiftly move into the final phase. It has been a long journey, but with help from our friends, we may achieve the dream.

Our brother, Wembly, popped his head outside and reported back with horrible news. Apparently the world has gone mad and our food crop is down to nothing. You people have cause us Fraggles to have no food. This is not good at all. When we are hungry, we make poor decisions. Speaking of, here's Uncle Traveling Matt....

Thanks ChuChu. Seriously go see the Fraggle dentist. I can't look at your Fraggle-hole anymore. 

Back to business. The world has gone mad and it is directly impacting our food supplies. So my solution is simple: launch all the nukes now so we don't go through another period of starvation.

To do this, we will need targets. Clearly we should punish anyone who is cutting into our food. So that's what we will do. 

Nations of Orbis: you have 48 hours to stop this excessive use of nuclear weapons. If the use of these safety deterrents does not stop, we will have no choice but to respond in kind. Let trash mouth fill you in on the details...

Thanks Uncle Traveling Matt. We all can't having great teeth.

You heard it from our leader. We will set the Fraggle Nuke Team in action. Clearly we don't want to waste them, so we'll be very selective in hopes it stops the current nuclear weapons. 

If any nation wants to stop and pay us to do it, that would work. Take care, the clock starts now.

 

ChuChu Fraggle

[Uncle Traveling Matt Hits The Road]

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

The Mighty Nation of Fraggle Rock

 

 

Greetings to all the great nations of Orbis. And a hearty tip of the hat to the others. It has been a glorious time for the Fraggles of the Rock. Production of nuclear deterrents has been steady, and our food output has increased as well. We are close to completing phase five of our grand plan. A massive celebratory event will happen when we reach our goal by the end of this year.

As for phase six, we cannot fully do what is needed until we find ourselves. To do this, we need to take a journey. Instead of being a lone wolf, we need to join others and see what they are about. This concept has been explored before, jumping around and such, but this shall be different. We bring a massive pile of deterrents. Maybe an alliance will see it fit to draw up a proper scheme that bring both chaos and a proper ending for all of this. Yes, we are nearly tapped out of ideas. That's why we need to explore outer space. Speaking of....

Space. We are going to be joining our many friends in Space. Not officially on paper of course, but on discord and the forums. They are many creative types that we want to exchange ideas with. I don't foresee anything good coming from this and will move on to the next place shortly. Any and all information we gleam from these Space-holes is suspect at best. 

So to sum this up, we are going to roam around a bit. We hope to share experiences and learn from others. If this doesn't pan out, we will go back into the hole we normally reside in.

As a bonus, we leave you with this...Our grand plan is disappointing and we should never have done it. We have missed out on all the joy others have had. This is what we seek. Belonging. Being with others would can tell us what to do. No more directionless. We shall become one with the world. Please don't feel pity for the Fraggles. We are learning to become grown up muppets. See y'all soon, if y'all with have us.

 

Many Hugs,

Uncle Traveling Matt 

 

  

 

 

[We need to settle this. Is it GOB or is it Grumpy?]

Is it Bluths Original Frozen Banana Stand? 

 

Yes. Yes it is.

[Grumpy now averages over 30 cities per member]

Bluths Original Frozen Banana Stand now averages 509 nukes per member.

[Happy Nukeday, Fraggle]

From the desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

 

Greetings!! A Party? For Fraggle Rock? Yay!!! Insert Name Here is throwing it? yay?

 

Looking forward to it!!

 

Uncle Traveling Matt

[I see something... purple!]

1 minute ago, Spaceman Thrax said:

Hmm didn't they always scream "Omar comin'!" though? They just couldn't do anything about it once he did.

Hey @Ripper remember how you said I could ask for one silly thing to put into the announcement, but then you said "too late"? My new silly thing is appointing Fraggle as diplomatic liaison to UPN. kthx.

 

 

Mr. Ripper,

I accept. 

One Hug,

Wembly Fraggle

[I see something... purple!]

From the Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

Guide to Fraggle Rock

 

 

Greetings!  We in Fraggle Rock respect both sides of this conflict and wish to see a quick end to all hostilities. We are offering to host any necessary talks between the fueding alliances (we'll even waive our typically host fees). Let's please end this, and return to a world in where Fraggle Rock can jump in, talk about random things, and leave. 

If war does break out, we in Fraggle Rock fully support Uncle Space. For as much as an ass Thrax is at times, he is also the best at showing how being weird can work out. Socially weird, kinda dim witted, and not great to look at. He knows the sweet spot of the world. Also Daddy Critters doesn't like me coming up empty handed with food....so let's all just step back and let it go.

 

We wish both sides will end this soon. Until then....

We'll be over here in the van where nobody took notice that three guys would stake out the neighborhood in a large white van all day. That never made sense. Not like Omar had an endless amount of vans. If they saw the van, they should of known he was plotting. Sure they burnt the van in season 2 but he got another, in the same color. He's known for white rusted out vans, newports, and carrying a shotgun on city streets. How does nobody see that coming. But Fraggle they did and would call out Omar coming. True but they should have known he was around long before that because he had a van....or that taxi. Who parks a taxi and sits in it for hours? You know what would have been better? Omar on a bicycle. 

 

Many hugs

Uncle Traveling Matt

[Los Pollos Hermanos Is Now Hiring!!]

Us: A highly successful company that seeks to reward effort and promote within.

You: An outgoing outsider who is willing to go above and beyond in creative ways to scam money.

Us: Willing to pass on vast knowledge of how to operate with little to no economy.

You: Willing to step up and think outside the box. Willing to take risks, both that succeed and fail.

Us: Open and honest communication and a willingness to assist you. Our goal is to make you better, while lining our pockets.

You: Going to view this differently and accept the fact that money needs to be kicked up.

 

Ideally, we are seeking nations in the 12-18 city range. Maxed out raw, plus at least 2750 land per city. No security is provided for your infra. Full bank access on day one. You need to be able to run the cash for us.

Apply here via a poem.

Farewell,

Wembly Fraggle

[Upper Tier Alliances]

Honest Question....would Los Pollos Hermanos, ranked 76th last time I checked, be considered an upper tier alliance? 

 

Thoughts? I'd like to hear Scar, Kangaroo, and the Hippo, but all others are welcome.

 

Many hugs.

[From The Desk of Wembly Fraggle]

 

Many Hugs,

Your Friend Wembly Fraggle

[I'm sure nobody cares]

3 minutes ago, Spaceman Thrax said:

Did you get through this entire theme without ever actually mentioning Pepper Jack?

Pepper Jack was and still is a special role in the discord. I'm too lazy to change those roles. I'd have you do it.....but we all would be WARRIOR again

[I'm sure nobody cares]

From The Desk of Wembly Fraggle, Most Handsome Fraggle

The Nation of Fraggle Rock

 

 

Greetings to the best nations of Orbis!! And a hearty hat tip to the rest. We've been busy doing our thing and haven't been keeping up around here. So I'll drop the information here, instead of the two or three posts that were planned.

 

First......big news!! El Commander won the naming rights for nuclear weapons number 420. He paid us 42,420,420. I forgot what he wanted it named, but it was lame. Thanks for your support El.....you are always a fan of us.

 

Second bit of big news!! We have ditched our alliance "It's Always Sunny in Fraggle Rock". In it's place is Los Pollos Hermanos. I'm sure this will last until we get sick of it by mid July.

 

As for our nuclear weapons program. We have stated it before and will state it again, it is for peaceful purposes. We do not intend to attack anyone going forward. Full disclosure, we don't want these nuclear weapons for much longer. Our goal is to build up a bit more...and then get Sheepy to cap nukes at 10 per nation. This plan is not a threat against any nation....just the guy who built the game in where it makes zero sense to allow muppets to hold onto 23% of all nukes.

 

This post made us happy. People are finally understanding what we do. We seek no wars, but if you seek them, we will defend and hurt any attackers. It is a great thought experiment, but in reality, nobody really wants a war with us. Sure 22 vs 1 would be fun on paper, but the many great nations of Orbis would support us, both on and off paper. We'll here to mock, not to war. Please allow us to live in bliss and I can guarantee that I shall not launch a nuke. Of course we wont stop the empty threats that still work on people and they are willing to pay us. We only need 948 million in cash to finish our goal of 612 nukes. I believe all of Orbis can chip in a little. Or maybe not. I'll get it somehow. It's not easy to run a nation without an economy...but it's possible.

 

Lastly, you all are great. I wish you all get as much enjoyment as we do. We are just simple Fraggles with long term goals. Nothing more than that.

 

 

Many Hugs,

Wembly Fraggle

[2018 Orbis Super Duper Special Summer Olympics]

From The Desk of Sprocket

Residing Outside The Best Nation, Fraggle Rock

 

Greetings to all the good nations of Orbis. That's everyone because nobody is a bad boy. I, Sprocket, The best dog who has ever lived right outside of Fraggle Rock, am coming to the world proposing an interesting event. The 2018 Orbis Super Duper Special Summer Games.

I know what you all are thinking....."Wait how is this dog so smart?", and "Didn't your caretaker Doc die two years ago?", and "How is a dog living outside of Fraggle Rock going to represent Fraggle Rock?".  Well I'll answer all of those questions.........I just am.....he did leave me two years ago and I've been living off of doozer sticks that the Fraggles toss me, and shut it.....I'm a dog.

 

 

Now down to business. For this year's games, we will have eighteen nations compete in six events. Last team standing will be crowned the Orbis Olympics Champion and be gifted a special prize.

All teams will need to actively participate.

Round One will be Tug of War.....Over a Lava Pit. So nine teams will not move on to round two. Medals will be awarded based on time, or creative ways they pulled the other team into the pit.

Round Two will be the Swim Suit Contest On A Tight Rope Over A Lava Pit.  The judges will be able to throw radishes at the worst looking teams. Three teams will not go home that night.

Round Three will be the Pole Vault Event.....Over A Lava Pit. Once one team fails....the remaining five will move on to round four

Round Four will be a foot race with finish line being the....you guessed it....the lava pit. So this is where we see who is impatient.

Round Five will have four nations in it. All four nations will play a game of hot potato with....you guessed it...a snowball over a lava pit. Two teams will move on.

The final round will be held on a platform over a lava pit. The event? Knifey-Spoon.

 

We are actively accepting bids from nations willing to host these games!! Cash bribes are accepted.

 

Each nation that enters will need to sign up, fill out a small form....and send their minor six million dollar entrant fee. When the teams arrive, they will be able to purchase add-ons such as better bedding and food to give your teams a better chance of winning. Also our judges are always up for bribes....if you really want to win.

 

So to sign up reply to these questions and send your entrant fee.

 

1) Nation Name

2) Preferred Swim Suit Cut

3) Are you willing to spend lavishly to bribe the judges?

4) Will you kill everyone to win?

5) Are you going to get pissed off when Fraggle Rock runs away mid Olympics with all money and laughs?

 

Many Hugs!!

 

Sprocket....a dog smarter than you.    

[The Fraggle Chaos Fund]

Just now, Spaceman Thrax said:

Well she took my dog, and she took my truck, and she took food from my plate,

She took my heart, and she took my soul, and she took my city eight

Workin twenty five hours ain't enough I guess, found her in my buddy's pants

But some Fraggle funds, by the grace of God, might give me another chance
 

 

 

Sorry folks...The Chaos Fund is over. Thrax gets whatever he wants forever.

 

That's over the top effort...that none of you will ever get to.

[The Fraggle Chaos Fund]

Just now, Spaceman Thrax said:

Can you buy me city #7?

 

 

Yes. Please apply in the style of an old washed up country singer. 

[The Fraggle Chaos Fund]

From The Desk Of Wembly Fraggle

Minister of Chaos

The Nation of Fraggle Rock

 

 

Greetings!!  I, Wembly Fraggle, am back!!!  The losers in charge of Fraggle Rock have let me out of Doozer Jail. I am free once again!!. I stole millions of dollars and I am in hiding. Don't show Uncle Traveling Matt about this message!!

I come before Orbis to make a major announcement. What was once a pipe dream, is now something we can do!! The Fraggle Chaos Fund is here!!  

What is The Fraggle Chaos Fund you ask? Great question. Let Wembly Fraggle explain!!  We will provide grants (as in you never need to pay it back...free cash) to any nation that is willing to create chaos. 

How will you get funds you ask? Better question. You will come to me, Wembly Fraggle, and tell me how you plan to mess with Orbis. It can be literally anything. You want to nuke a random nation? I'll pay for it. You want to create an ad shitting on somebody?  I'll pay for it. You want to get cash to pay somebody to take a Cleveland steamer on somebody? I'll watch and pay for it!!

How much is in the fund and can I donate to it? I can't say how much, but it's enough to piss off a good majority of Orbis. And yes, you can donate to the fund so we can have fun again here. 

If I have a stupid idea, can I bother you with it? Sure! but I'll just dismiss you and might put you on a list of dopes. Not a solid list to be on.

Will this fund ever run out? More than likely....only because I, Wembly Fraggle, have sticky fingers and will steal some for myself. So get your asses in gear and propose some great ideas that we can fund. It's free cash. And don't ask me to buy you city number 6. Come up with something better than that.

 

Many Hugs!!

 

Wembly Fraggle

 

 

 

 

[Fraggle Rock Nuclear Weapon Number 420 Auction]

So an update.

 

El Commander bid 40 mil.  Thrax then bid 42 mil....because he thought he was funny.  Then Thrax backed out because he ruins everything fun.

 

So the current bid is 40 mil to El Commander.

 

Thrax is the worst.

[Fraggle Rock Nuclear Weapon Number 420 Auction]

Just now, Smith said:

$69

 

 

Oh you perverts will bid higher for Nuke 469.

 

I can't wait.