[The Future of PnW]

Solution time.

Thunder Dome Weekends. Two nation's enter into war for 48 hours and battle to the death, no limits.

Think of the side bets. Think of The fraggles who would drop hundreds of nukes on one nation.

 

[It's NAP time]

Does NAP have a double meaning? Or is he yelling again? Either way, make room for Fraggles on the couch.

[Global War Peace Terms - Discussion]

We still doing this? 

 

 

[Thalmor Leak KNN]

Didn't you agree to pay me 250 million to nuke him, only to back out when I wanted half up front?

[The Fraggle Stands Alone]

https://vimeo.com/310679272

 

Many Hugs,

Uncle Traveling Matt

[620]

From the desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock

Greetings!! The day has arrived!! After several years of planning and execution,, our finest nuclear scientists will build number 620 today. 

As we have not tested any of these new and improved nuclear deterrents, we will need to set aside a few dozen to make sure the stock pile is reliable. We believe that the best way to know if our deterrents work, is to launch 24 of them!!

Our Committee on Nuclear Safety, CNS, has set aside 75 million radishes to assist in any damage that may occur. This will be a first come first serve pool of funds. Sign up below for the radishes so that we can aim our nuclear deterrents in your direction.

Onward to 700 and beyond. 

Many Hugs,

Uncle Traveling Matt

[Sunday Sunday Sunday!!]

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Get ready Orbis, for the biggest event of the year. 

This Sunday, Fraggle Rock is going to explode! When the best ever nation will build nuclear weapon number 620!!  Its uranium twisting action from 7pm-10pm.

And kids we haven’t forgotten about you. Watch as we heat things up in the Arena of Fire.

As Big Bird versus Elmo… In the exclusive Sesame Street Wrestling tournament. Watch them 
battle it out under one roof.

Fraggle Arena, Nukes and Wrestling This Sunday from 7 to 10.

Don’t miss it!

[Happy Spacemas!]

52 minutes ago, Cracov said:

So clearly there's something more to this poem...

 

SARCAGCRGSWUJBNSKCCITLBSMBABTJLSPLMVE

 

What can it mean? Ripper's plan for global domiation is my guess.

 

Merry Spacemas my dudes ❤️

 

Also @Maia stop being so creative it's upsetting your level of talent ?

On behalf of Oswald State Correctional Institute, we do not accept this message. One of our inmates got loose and is trying to escape.

Thankfully the Fraggle Correctional Staff has captured and returned Cracov to the hole.

Orbis is safe again

Merry Spacemas to all, except Cracov. No radishes for you tonight.

[Phase Six]

On 12/18/2018 at 5:45 AM, Sphinx said:

If Goro eats a few more nukes from Grumpy and Guardian then you'll be 1st in score pretty soon.

2019: Fraggle world order!

We wish zero harm to our whale friends. Peace and stability in our time.

 

[Phase Six]

From the desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

The most handsome Fraggle

 

Greetings Friends!! It feels like it was years ago that we started our journey.

Only 100 days ago, we celebrated our 500th nuclear deterrent. Today, with a generous donation by Ryanzilla, we shall build number 600.

As we finish phase five of The Fraggle Plan, TFP, we want to thank a few of our friends.

El Commander: You've always been there for us.

Daddy Critters and Soup: Your desire to buy discounted food from us has helped more than we expected.

Zeebrus: Your spirit keeps us going.

Ape and Hayley: Your weird relationship keeps us up at night wondering if the Sam and Diane aspect will ever play out.

Thrax: You disappoint at times, but I count on that.

Others of Orbis: You push us forward with your contempt for a peaceful Nation. Fraggle Rock will continue to be the thorn in your side

Phase six will begin soon

Many Hugs

Uncle Traveling Matt

[hiya]

58 minutes ago, Insert Name Here said:

This community is actually anything but toxic. It only became toxic momentarily when some geniuses started brining OOC garbage into IC realms.

To OP, welcome to P&W. This is probably not the section for an introductory topic but you're new so that's an understandable mistake. My advice is to join an established alliance that will teach you how to play the game and then just do as you please.

Feel free to have an extended stay at Oswald State Correctional Facility.

[Global War Peace Terms - Discussion]

From the desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock

Still? This nonsense is still going on? I thought I'd get paid, and both sides would stop. 

Silly Fraggle Me.

Well have fun fighting.

Send me some cash.

Many Hugs,

Uncle Traveling Matt

[Global War Peace Terms - Discussion]

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock

Greetings Friends!!  We Fraggles fell asleep to this nonsense on page three. That's great news for all parties. We can't, nor do we care to follow along. We are the perfect nation to hold true and honest talks to end this "stale mate". 

Here's what we promise:

1) An end to the war.

2) A chance to "save face" on all sides

3) The possibility of a stable environment going forward

4) Getting y'all to shut the F up over this crap. 

Now, we don't have a real dog in this fight. We just want everyone to come together, figure this out in a civil manner, and regroup as a world to focus on something better.

Now, how do you plan to do this Uncle Traveling Matt? Great Question!!

I suggest that both sides send 3 members to the table. Once seated, I will open the gifts that were brought. 

The first side will have 3 minutes to make their case. No interruptions! The other side will have a chance of rebuttal. Then the second side will make their case, with rebuttal from the first side.

I will post my findings in public and give each side one post to make a final decision. Then I will present all arguments to Minister Wembley Fraggle. He will make the final conclusions.

If this solution here is not agreeable, go get bent.

Many Hugs,

Uncle Traveling Matt

 

[Slithering away]

He's rubbing himself while the replies come in.....

[Global War Peace Terms - Discussion]

20 hours ago, Fraggle said:

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

The Best Nation of Fraggle Rock

Greetings again Friends!!  This was quick. On the authority of Ripper, I, Uncle Traveling Matt, am taking over this process.

First off...all of what Ripper wrote is out the window.

New Terms: Fraggle gets 85% of all reps.

So our starting point is as follows: Peace for all for the low price of 19 billion cash, 200k Gas, 200 Alum, 200k Uranium.

Wire it all to me. The war is over.

 

Many Hugs

Uncle Traveling Matt

 

6 minutes ago, Ripper said:

Could you pin-point punitive terms?

 

[Global War Peace Terms - Discussion]

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

The Best Nation of Fraggle Rock

Greetings again Friends!!  This was quick. On the authority of Ripper, I, Uncle Traveling Matt, am taking over this process.

First off...all of what Ripper wrote is out the window.

New Terms: Fraggle gets 85% of all reps.

So our starting point is as follows: Peace for all for the low price of 19 billion cash, 200k Gas, 200 Alum, 200k Uranium.

Wire it all to me. The war is over.

 

Many Hugs

Uncle Traveling Matt

[Global War Peace Terms - Discussion]

Just now, Mad Max said:

And fun don’t forget fun

Who asked Max?

[Global War Peace Terms - Discussion]

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock

 

Greetings!!

This peace accords is trash.

 

Many Hugs,

Uncle Traveling Matt

[Fraggle Rock Dog Show]

10 hours ago, Buorhann said:

Terrible bias judge.  Easy to bribe.

I could put a picture of Thrax getting anally destroyed with the promise of buying 6 nukes, and that would be enough to be “Best Doggo” award.

And we have a new Best in Show

[Fraggle Rock Dog Show]

10 hours ago, Hodor said:

I'll fund 5 nukes if you award my pup, Theodore Ruffsevelt, Best in Orbis.

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

 

 

 

And The New Best Doggo is Mr. Theodore Ruffsevelt.!!!   There is no better Doggo in Orbis

 

 

Pay Up.

[Fraggle Rock Dog Show]

 

 

 

From The Desk of Wembley Fraggle

Leader of The Best Nation, Fraggle Rock

 

Welcome to The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock Dog Show. Normally we do this every year as a fund raiser, but this year you cheap bastards did not support the poor Fraggles. So out of kindness, we have decided to continue the tradition free of cost. You're welcome Orbis. 

 

First Category:  Best Dog in Clothes

 

Second Loser:

Get a Shirt That Fits, You Hobo Looking Doggo Who Has An Owner Who Couldn't Submit A Photo Correctly - Seb

 

First Loser:

 

Put a damn jacket on....loser. Submitted by Critters

And The Winner of Best Doggo with Clothes:

 

He earned bonus points with the Game of Bones Clothes. Very Nice Doggo.  El Commander please come claim your prize.

 

Second Category: Action

 

First Loser: Bo! Dumb Dumb doesn't wear a jacket. Clearly Takes After His Dumb Dumb Human - Critters

And The Winner In The Action Category Is:

That Shit Eating Grin is Action Enough: Submitted by MadMax. Come Claim your Prize.

Third Category: Sleeping

Second Loser: 

Such A Bad Boy!!

 

First Loser: 

 

BO!! Again....always a first loser, never a winner. Submitted by Critters

 

Winner of Best Sleeping Doggo:

Blue!! Come Claim Your Prize Ky!!  Good Doggo Indeed.

 

And Now For The Best Overall Dog of Orbis

 

Third Overall Loser:

Second Overall Loser:

First Overall Loser:

Honorable Mention: 

 

And The Best Dog of Orbis....

 

 

Sprocket. Good Boy. The Doggo of Fraggle Rock is of course the best.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Annual Fraggle Rock Fund Raiser]

On 11/13/2018 at 9:10 PM, Critters said:

When is the deadline?

 

On 11/13/2018 at 11:17 PM, Atempt said:

Mr. Uncle Traveling Matt,

Can we postpone a little bit?  The current dogpile has been a bunch of fun but I don't have the 7mil currently and likely won't until the war is over.   

The annual fund raiser is not over until we hit our goal. We are not close to doing that. So keep on submitting doggo pics and cash, then we'll have the award ceremony.

Many hugs.

[Bluths Original Banana Stand Opportunity]

From the desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

The Best Nation, Fraggle Rock

 

Greetings Friends! We have a short and important announcement.

Our Minister of Chaos, ?, has worked out so well for Bluths Original Banana Stand, that we are now accepting one new person.

Will it be you? More than likely no. But don't let that discourage you. 

We seek an outgoing idiot who will try new things*.

*This is not a paid position. You may end up paying the other legacy members for the privilege to be here. More fine print all over the walls of the banana stand. Read carefully before applying.

Many hugs,

Uncle Traveling Matt

[Annual Fraggle Rock Fund Raiser]

Second doggo submission comes from Fraggle Rock. This is Logan. He is a bad boy. We do not expect him to win any awards. 

[Annual Fraggle Rock Fund Raiser]

 

The first submission comes from El Commander. 

At first glance, a good dog indeed.