Fraggle

Yes. Not only that but GPA can't even keep it's own plan together. 05/22/2016 11:43 PM FireChiefFisto Fraggle of Fraggle Rock declared war upon King Justin076 of Kingdom of Cape Breton. Fraggle's justification for the war was, "Spy On Me? Nuke On You". 05/22/2016 11:56 pm King Justin076 of Kingdom of Cape Breton ordered an airstrike upon the nation of Fraggle Rock. The attack was an immense triumph. King Justin076's forces lost 0 aircraft, while FireChiefFisto Fraggle's defenders lost 0 aircraft. The attack destroyed 13.36 infrastructure in the city of Thanks Kemal. 05/23/2016 04:01 am King Justin076 of Kingdom of Cape Breton ordered a naval attack upon the nation of Fraggle Rock. The attack was an immense triumph. King Justin076's forces lost 0 ships, while FireChiefFisto Fraggle's defenders lost 0 ships. The attack destroyed 2.39 infrastructure in the city of Wembly Crossroads. 05/23/2016 01:09 pm King Justin076 of Kingdom of Cape Breton ordered a ground attack upon the nation of Fraggle Rock led by FireChiefFisto Fraggle. The attack was an immense triumph. King Justin076's forces lost 0 soldiers and 0 tanks, while FireChiefFisto Fraggle's defenders lost 0 soldiers and 0 tanks. The attack destroyed 10.37 infrastructure in the city of Oak Ridge and 0 improvements. King Justin076 stole $200,878.50 in the attack. 05/23/2016 01:28 pm This conflict continues to rage on, with no end in sight. Nukes are a falling. Get your plans together or don't bother to message me and plead a case.

No need to reveal your age. It's exactly a reference of the muppets.

05/23 12:24 am Justin076 of Kingdom of Cape Breton has executed an espionage operation to sabotage nuclear weapons in your country. They were not successful. If you weren't successful in trying to get intel, why would you think this would happen?? Please GPA government...stop this fool from inflicting more harm on your members.

From The Desk of FireChiefFraggle FraggleRock Let this be a cautionary story for anyone who wants to spy on others and call it no big deal 05/20 11:01 am Justin076 of Kingdom of Cape Breton has executed an espionage operation to gather intelligence about your country. They were not successful. From: Fraggle Date: 05/20/2016 Friday 11:31 am 05/20 11:01 am Justin076 of Kingdom of Cape Breton has executed an espionage operation to gather intelligence about your country. They were not successful. What do we have here? A "neutral" alliance member spying on me.......hmmm. From: Fraggle Date: 05/22/2016 Sunday 2:29 pm I don't know if you think I will just forget that you spied on me. We can do this in one of two ways. 1) I go to your government and the world and large and expose you. 2) you tell me why you are spying on me and what you'll do to get out from under this. I prefer reason 2, but it's up to you. For future reference...I wouldnt be so willing to spy on me. From: Justin076 Date: 05/22/2016 Sunday 2:50 pm Block Communications I was gathering intelligence on you to see how you were recouping after many nations declared war on you pretty much wrecked your nation. I wanted to see what you had left after all those wars. From: Fraggle Date: 05/22/2016 Sunday 2:56 pm Fair enough. You are in GPA, a neutral alliance. You are also a young nation and may not have known that spying is against what your alliance stands for. You are in my range and I am launching four more nuclear weapons this week. I can either teach you a lesson by dropping a nuclear weapon on you, or we can work out a deal. From: Justin076 Date: 05/22/2016 Sunday 3:03 pm Block Communications The use of Nuclear weapons is not necessary, it was a simple intel operation. I have nothing against you. What is this "deal" you speak of? From: Fraggle Date: 05/22/2016 Sunday 3:08 pm I'll keep it simple. 500,000 dollars. You're right, the use of my nuclear weapons isn't necessary, but if I'm going to launch four of them anyways this week, I might as well have good cause, which you provided me. From: Justin076 Date: 05/22/2016 Sunday 3:14 pm Block Communications I will contact you shortly From: Justin076 Date: 05/22/2016 Sunday 3:17 pm Block Communications I can do 250 From: Fraggle Date: 05/22/2016 Sunday 3:20 pm That won't work. I told you I was keeping it simple. I could have asked and received a lot more from your alliance. From: Justin076 Date: 05/22/2016 Sunday 3:22 pm Block Communications To prevent any further aggression I will go ahead and meet your demands, I cannot afford to be nukes. Send me a trade request for something with the cost of 500,000 05/22 03:27 pm Justin076 of Kingdom of Cape Breton accepted your trade offer. You received $500,000.00 and in exchange Justin076 received 1 food. From: Justin076 Date: 05/22/2016 Sunday 3:28 pm Block Communications There, you have been paid. End of story, please refrain from being aggressive or raiding members of the GPA. From: Fraggle Date: 05/22/2016 Sunday 3:37 pm End of story? Let's not be so quick to close the book on this one.... From: Justin076 Date: 05/22/2016 Sunday 4:47 pm Block Communications Fraggle, I sent you what you wanted. I don't want any further communications regarding this. Lets not drag this out to be some kind of big deal. I made a mistake and repaid you for it. ========================================================================== No big deal GPA. Let's allow your officers to spy and call it no big deal. I thought this lesson was learned quite a while ago. I found it weird that a nation that is 56 days old is an officer of GPA. Maybe this is a second attempt from a former player. Either way, I feel the appropriate course of action would be to bestow the title of youngest nation to have a nuclear weapon dropped on it. If any GPA members try to interfere, I would also drop nuclear weapons on them. You have declared war on Kingdom of Cape Breton for the reason of, "Spy On Me? Nuke On You" Wars last for a maximum of 5 days, but peace can be mutually agreed upon beforehand. Good luck! You have declared war on The Orient Federation for the reason of, "Do Not Do Anything Or You Will Be Nuked" Wars last for a maximum of 5 days, but peace can be mutually agreed upon beforehand. Good luck! You have declared war on United Anarchist Territories for the reason of, "Do Not Do Anything Or You Will Be Nuked" Wars last for a maximum of 5 days, but peace can be mutually agreed upon beforehand. Good luck!

From The Desk Of FireChiefFraggle Fraggle Rock **Another tentative deal is in place** Both parties have agreed to the following terms listed below. The deal will not take affect until money has been transferred and the purchasing nation has copied and pasted the following message within this thread. If this deal goes through, there will be only 39% of the land reminding to be purchased** The nation of ________________ (fill in your nation name), authorized by the leader _________________(insert leader name) has agreed to purchased the following from the Nation of Fraggle Rock: 5% of the total land currently held by the nation of Fraggle Rock at a valued rate of 7,456,810.58. In exchange for this purchase, the Nation of Fraggle Rock will pay out 5% of it's current food production per day, which is 517.80, to be paid out once a week (which would start seven days after the payment for the land) for a weekly total of 3624.63. Once bought, the land can be resold to any other nation or group of nations. All transactions will be made public on this thread. Any transactions not listed will be considered void and the majority stake holder will be able to rescind all shares sold. All transactions will be made public. A third party will be set up to hold onto 5x the amount of food needed for payout in case of a blockade. This third party will be able to pay out, and will be accountable to do such. In the event that the Nation of Fraggle can not pay out the weekly dividends, there will be a five percent administration fee of the dividends paid out to the third party. Buy back option: Whomever controls a majority stake of Fraggle Rock can have the option to buy back any and all shares sold or resold at 1.3x the purchase price, after the weekly payout has been delivered and without future notice. Any land bought after the initial public offering by the controlling share holder will not count towards to the pay out to investing nations. Any money paid for land will go into the general account of Fraggle Rock, and only the majority stake holders of Fraggle Rock will have input on how that money is being used.

05/22 08:24 pm Dillon A McCann of Ramsy has sent your nation $7,456,810.58, 0.00 food, 0.00 coal, 0.00 oil, 0.00 uranium, 0.00 lead, 0.00 iron, 0.00 bauxite, 0.00 gasoline, 0.00 munitions, 0.00 steel, and 0.00 aluminum from the alliance bank ofBrotherhood of the Clouds. Five percent of land from the Nation of Fraggle Rock has been purchased. 44% of land reminds. Delivery date of dividends for this deal will be on Sundays.

From The Desk Of FireChiefFraggle Fraggle Rock **Tentative deal is in place** Both parties have agreed to the following terms listed below. The deal will not take affect until money has been transferred and the purchasing nation has copied and pasted the following message within this thread.** The nation of ________________ (fill in your nation name), authorized by the leader _________________(insert leader name) has agreed to purchased the following from the Nation of Fraggle Rock: 5% of the total land currently held by the nation of Fraggle Rock at a valued rate of 7,456,810.58. In exchange for this purchase, the Nation of Fraggle Rock will pay out 5% of it's current food production per day, which is 517.80, to be paid out once a week (which would start seven days after the payment for the land) for a weekly total of 3624.63. Once bought, the land can be resold to any other nation or group of nations. All transactions will be made public on this thread. Any transactions not listed will be considered void and the majority stake holder will be able to rescind all shares sold. All transactions will be made public. A third party will be set up to hold onto 5x the amount of food needed for payout in case of a blockade. This third party will be able to pay out, and will be accountable to do such. In the event that the Nation of Fraggle can not pay out the weekly dividends, there will be a five percent administration fee of the dividends paid out to the third party. Buy back option: Whomever controls a majority stake of Fraggle Rock can have the option to buy back any and all shares sold or resold at 1.3x the purchase price, after the weekly payout has been delivered and without future notice. Any land bought after the initial public offering by the controlling share holder will not count towards to the pay out to investing nations. Any money paid for land will go into the general account of Fraggle Rock, and only the majority stake holders of Fraggle Rock will have input on how that money is being used.

Currently there is a tentative deal in place to purchase 5% of the land offered. You will not be able to purchase 49% If interested, you may purchase the reminder, which is 44%, valued at 65,619,933.12 Now if this tentative deal falls through, you are more than welcome to purchase the full 49% at the rate of 73,076,743.70.

5% unless you buy the last 4% that totals to 49%.

From The Desk Of FireChiefFraggle Fraggle Rock Blocks of land will be sold off to investing nations in 5% increments. Only upwards of 49% of Fraggle Rock's land will be sold to outside investors to keep a controlling interest in the hands of Fraggle Rock. For an example, if a nation wants 5% of the land, the cost break down and pay out will be following: 5% of 149,136,211.64 would be 7,456,810.58. In return the investing nation would receive 5% of total food production which is an average of 10,356.09 per day. This number goes up 25% in the summer and down 25% in the winter. So the average is what is needed here. 5% would net an investing nation 517.80 food a day, to be paid out on a weekly basis of 3,624.63. Once bought, the land can be resold to any other nation or group of nations. All transactions will be made public. A third party will be set up to hold onto 5x the amount of food needed for payout in case of a blockade. Buy back option: Whomever controls a majority stake of Fraggle Rock can have the option to buy back any and all shares sold or resold at 1.3x the purchase price, after the weekly payout has been delivered and without future notice. Any land bought after the initial public offering by the controlling share holder will not count towards to the pay out to investing nations. Many Hugs FireChiefFraggle

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can't believe someone figured this out. Now I have to alter my plans..... Very well explained. I enjoy your logic on this one.

From: Robert Ap Ioan Date: 05/19/2016 Thursday 4:31 pm Block Communications To: El Commander Can I ask you not to provide any aid to Fraggle Rock. Fraggle has a record of using any aid to go nuclear rogue, which is why she has Zero infra in some of her cities after several big alliances worked together to gain revenge. Butt hurt much?

I'm pretty sure you know nothing about the situation. Thanks for your input though. It meant nothing to anyone.

I see you all are vying for the second best poster. The crown around my head is well secured. I'll see myself out.....whopps my head is a bit big for the door way.

From The Desk of FireChiefFraggle Fraggle Rock In a couple of weeks, Fraggle Rock will be holding the first ever Initial Public Land Offering, in where any nation may invest for a portion of the food supply produced by this nation. Below is a break down of the land valuation, which is needed to determine future shares. City Name SQ Miles Land Value City of Gobo 3,258.32 18,202,483.86 Wembly Crossroads 3,019.31 13,945,524.55 Red Village 3,047.18 14,441,911.54 Hamlet of Mokey 2,700.00 9,896,358.00 Township of Boober 2,700.00 9,896,358.00 Uncle Traveling Matt 3,000.00 13,601,598.00 Oak Ridge 3,000.00 13,601,598.00 Town of Feenie 3,006.87 13,723,958.20 Gillis Village 3,035.00 14,224,976.00 Resistance 3,011.70 13,809,984.36 Thanks Kemal 3,010.66 13,791,461.13 Total 32,789.04 149,136,211.64 10-500 sq = 24,598 500-1000 sq = 255,400 1000-1500 sq = 985,400 1500-2000 sq = 2,215,400 2000-2500 sq = 3,945,400 10-2500 sq = 7,426,198 2500-2700 sq = 2,470,160 2500-3000 sq = 6,175,400 10-3000 sq = 13,601,598 3000-3258.32 sq = 4,600,885.86 3000-3019.31 sq = 343,926.55 3000-3047.18 sq = 840,313.54 3000-3006.87 sq = 122,360.20 3000-3035.00 sq = 623,378.00 3000-3011.70 sq = 208,386.36 3000-3010.66 sq = 189,863.13 Many Hugs, FireChiefFraggle

This is the closest anyone has gotten to the truth. The only detail was that the loan default rate was 10K a day...so I was late by 42-44 days. Something like that. It was in my best interest not to pay the loan back while building the first nukes. The loan would have been paid off by myself if I was not kicked out for spying away missiles. Good times in GPA though. It was entertaining.

I was close and will pass you this week. You might take the title back afterwards, but I will be holding onto it for a bit.

It's kinda amazing how true this is. Yet I will take my beatings now....wait another 4 months and be back with another great story of how people and alliances give me cash thinking I've changed.

Not really. Most of that "damage" drop off you see is me losing NS by launching nukes. I have done way more damage than received, but that will not be the case down the road.

You should stick to posting wrestling gifs instead of trying to reshape stories you had zero involvement in.

Kastor has it correct. I had a plan after I left TAC/Rose to join GPA and bury myself in a neural alliance. I stayed there and saved cash and resources. GPA at the time had a dumb policy of charging only 10K a day for interests on loans. I took a 3 million dollar loan, and started to accrue interest after 30 days. House wanted the money back, but I wanted to finish up building the first nukes. So nukes won. At the same time, myself and Grillick were spying like nobody's business. The day I built the first nuke, I was kicked out of GPA and brought the first nukes in the world over to VE. Although this has already been told and confirmed in the past....GPA and VE history and mythology continues.

Again, nope. GPA did not pay for my nuclear program. And I did not high-tail it out of GPA. I was kicked out after the whole GPA spying thing and Grillick wanted to pin it on someone else. Those "paid for by GPA nukes" really never existed. But I'm glad to see you're still wrong. .

From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 1:54 am Block Communications OK, I raised a pledge of 65m until now. I will let you know when I hit 100m. Please let me know of third parties you would trust. Anyone in Mensa or the Syndicate Posted Today, 05:34 AM So are you still nuking the shitposter? We had a beautiful little crowdfunding effort for the occasion. I threw in $20M or so I believe. Edit: Also, why did Oblige send you $40M for information that was going to be public anyways? So clearly there were more than one person pledging to nuke a member of Rose. So to say it was one person is 100% incorrect.

*** Stick with this post. I understand it is long, but it is well worth the read *** From The Desk of FireChiefFraggle Fraggle Rock Recently, The Nation of Fraggle Rock decided to spice up the advertising. You may have seen one of these two ads: Or Well, now it is time to reveal the information gained from these ads. Again, this will be long, but you won't regret it. Go grab a glass of water or a hot cup of tea and enjoy the show. ================================================================================================== From: Durham Date: 05/02/2016 Monday 11:42 pm Block Communications how much is the price for one nuking From: Fraggle Date: 05/02/2016 Monday 11:44 pm Cost of the nuclear device plus 4 mil. Price goes down per nuke if bought in pairs or threes. Price goes further down if you want 5 at once. =================================================================================================== =================================================================================================== From: John F Kennedy Date: 05/03/2016 Tuesday 8:17 pm Block Communications I saw your add for selling nukes, how much and how will I get it? ==================================================================================================== ==================================================================================================== From: Beowulf the Second Date: 05/05/2016 Thursday 2:26 am Block Communications hahaha i don't have anyone in mind yet, but what's your going rate for nukes/spy ops? From: Fraggle Date: 05/05/2016 Thursday 2:28 am Well that's an one on one discussion when people are serious. On a related note.....I need 3 credits for my upcoming ads. I only pay 2 mil a credit...if you know of anyone willing to part for that price, I would pay you for a name. Thanks....It's going to get better from here. ==================================================================================================== ==================================================================================================== From: Cray SEC Date: 05/06/2016 Friday 1:45 am Block Communications What are your prices? From: Fraggle Date: 05/06/2016 Friday 2:22 am Depends on what you want done. ==================================================================================================== You get the idea. a little nibbling, not much going on. The leader of Nuclear Knights, ApeMan (who has nothing to do with any of the ads and asked me to pull them, which I refused, went and posted on the forums: https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?/topic/12774-nk-and-fraggle-advertisements/ We had a back and forth and I gave my assurances that I would not spy nor use nuclear weapons while in the alliance. The ads stayed up....the hook was in the water......and then this happened..... ==================================================================================================== From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 12:41 am Block Communications Dear Fraggle, Would you mind conducting some peaceful nuclear tests near the nation of Moreau III? (https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=14727) Please let me know if I can help fund such a fruitful research agenda. Yours, Kemal From: Fraggle Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 12:44 am No problem. Let's discuss my compensation. 7 mil per nuke plus costs to build. Price goes down if you buy more than one. From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 12:50 am Block Communications Great to hear! How much would 9 nukes against him cost? (each nuke targeted on the 2000 infra cities) From: Fraggle Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 12:53 am 50 mil plus the costs to build. From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 12:56 am Block Communications OK, I will talk with my friends and return to you soon. See you! From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 1:18 am Block Communications Just to make sure, the costs to rebuild would be just infra, correct? Does it include nukes that you build but got spied away? From: Fraggle Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 1:25 am No The costs are to build the nukes. If they get spied away after purchase, no refund. Although I have an extensive spy network. I will rebuild my own nation. From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 1:27 am Block Communications Hmm, that's tricky. Could you give me a price for 9 confirmed nuke hits, then? If you build and shoot them immediately, none would get destroyed. From: Fraggle Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 1:35 am Manufacture Cost (each) 750 Aluminum 500 Gas 250 Uranium $1,750,000 Current Market Price: Aluminum: 1850 Per x 750 x 9 = 12,487,500 Gas: 2100 Per x 500 x 9 = 9,450,000 Uranium: 4000 Per x 250 x 9 = 9,000,000 1,750,000 To Build One x 9 = 15,750,000 Build Costs Alone: 46,687,500 My Costs: 50 Million. All nine can be launched at the same time, if I find a right partner willing to launch with me. So that's over 96 mil. From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 1:39 am Block Communications If you can guarantee 9 nuke hits, 100m sounds fair. If this is too low, please give my your own price contingent on 9 hits. From: Fraggle Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 1:43 am You're set on the number 9 for some reason. I don't care why you want 9. I can guarantee a successful attack. I will work out the details with another nation if this goes through. Together, two nations can handle it with no problem. I'd prefer the material and cost build up front. I normally set up a third party to hold onto my costs. You can pick a third party if you want. From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 1:48 am Block Communications The reason I wanted guaranteed hits is that people might spy your nukes away before you shoot them all. But yes, if you do it with a partner, you can land all 9 nukes before they get spied away. If you guarantee 9 nuke hits (against the 9 2000 infra cities of Moreau III) for 100m, then it's a deal. Who would you trust as a third party? I am willing to publicly declare the agreement so that you can hold me to my word. From: Fraggle Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 1:50 am We can keep it under wraps for now. I have 60 spies and plenty of nukes on hand. I'll know if someone is coming for me before they can get close to the nukes. The fewer people who know, the better. From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 1:54 am Block Communications OK, I raised a pledge of 65m until now. I will let you know when I hit 100m. Please let me know of third parties you would trust. Anyone in Mensa or the Syndicate? From: Fraggle Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 1:58 am I'm thinking someone in a lower alliance. I know this guy a little...but the threat of crossing us would get it done https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=*****(Redactedbecause I just picked a low level nation) I would prefer to stay away from higher alliances. From: Fraggle Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 2:01 am We can work it out later on. Take care of your end and I'll handle my business. From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/10/2016 Tuesday 2:02 am Block Communications OK, I will let you know when 100m is at hand. Take care! From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/11/2016 Wednesday 2:43 pm Block Communications 100m is ready. From: Fraggle Date: 05/11/2016 Wednesday 2:47 pm Alright. I can start building the nukes. It'll take 9 days to finish. I'm ready to receive supplies. We can figure out who the third party will be to hold onto the money during this period. From: Fraggle Date: 05/12/2016 Thursday 12:58 am The sooner I can get building these nukes, the sooner I can start dropping them. From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/12/2016 Thursday 1:25 am Block Communications I will accept to send the 100m to a third party we mutually trust, and the sum will be delivered contingent on 9 successful nuke attacks on Moreau III's nation. Who do you trust in Mensa or the Syndicate? Or another person in our sphere? From: Fraggle Date: 05/12/2016 Thursday 1:31 am I believe if you scroll down a bit you will notice one of my previous messages. I laid out the costs to build the nukes. I have zero intentions on using my own nukes for this. They need to be paid and built before the strike. From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/12/2016 Thursday 1:41 am Block Communications If you are unwilling to trust me, why do you expect me to trust you? From: Fraggle Date: 05/12/2016 Thursday 1:44 am I trust you way more than I trust many others. I need assurances and a reason to truly prepare to launch these. From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/12/2016 Thursday 1:47 am Block Communications OK then, here's my proposal: I send you 50m right away to cover the nuke costs. Contingent on 9 successful nuke strikes on Moreau III, I will send you the remaining 50m. I trust you with the first half, and you trust me with the latter. You can publicly reveal these logs if I don't pay you. Does that sound reasonable? As I said, I am even willing to put it down in writing in public forums, but you said you want the element of surprise. From: Fraggle Date: 05/12/2016 Thursday 1:50 am I'm fine with that. I assumed that was going to be the deal to begin with, except the second 50 mil. But we can work it out this way. From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/12/2016 Thursday 1:51 am Block Communications Sounds good then. I will send the 50m right away. Please shoot me a PM when the fun begins, xdxd. ==================================================================================================== Fraggle Rock Fraggle Nuclear Knights Incistan Kemal Ergenekon Mensa HQ 05/12/2016 01:57 am 5 50,000,000 (10,000,000 ea) ==================================================================================================== It is at this point that some might be thinking "Well Fraggle said she wouldn't nuke or spy while in the alliance. So maybe she left to go carry out this plan. But that wouldn't be typical of Fraggle Rock. When the last message came in, a second conversation started. This overlaps in time frame, but is the full conversation: Also during the conversation.... 05/12 03:14 am - founded a new city, Kemals City. ==================================================================================================== <FireChiefFraggle>: around? <Oblige|BNC>: H <Oblige|BNC>: Hi <Oblige|BNC>: I am now <FireChiefFraggle>: Didnt think any of you Rose government workers showed up <Oblige|BNC>: Do you still need me firechieffraggle ? <Oblige|BNC>: I was at a charity event <FireChiefFraggle>: How was that? <Oblige|BNC>: Bad reception <FireChiefFraggle>: Dang. Good charity though? <Oblige|BNC>: Good, I got an award I didn't deserve, which was embarrassing, but otherwise ok <FireChiefFraggle>: I bet you deserved it but have the same feeling of most people that don't want the recognition <Oblige|BNC>: I don't lol <FireChiefFraggle>: Or that....lol <FireChiefFraggle>: Anyways....I have some serious business with your alliance <FireChiefFraggle>: I can't seem to get a hold of any officers lately <Oblige|BNC>: Ok <Oblige|BNC>: What is the business? <FireChiefFraggle>: I normally would go through Pub...but he is impossible to find <FireChiefFraggle>: You may have noticed a couple of ads lately..... <FireChiefFraggle>: Well they have served their purpose and drummed up some great intel <FireChiefFraggle>: Without getting into too much details.....there is an alliance in the top 15 willing to pay me to drop 9 nuclear weapons on one of your members <Oblige|BNC>: One specifically! <Oblige|BNC>: ? <Oblige|BNC>: Is it me ? <FireChiefFraggle>: Is it not you. I also will not divulge who it is. But it is not you. <FireChiefFraggle>: It's very detailed <FireChiefFraggle>: And I have the cash and resources in hand from this nation to go ahead and build the nukes <Oblige|BNC>: Oh <Oblige|BNC>: So why are you talking to us then ? <FireChiefFraggle>: I have no intention of actually doing it. <FireChiefFraggle>: Like I already said...I have the money and resources and proof from this alliance <Oblige|BNC>: Oh <Oblige|BNC>: Why not? <FireChiefFraggle>: I see an opportunity <Oblige|BNC>: Lay it out for me <FireChiefFraggle>: As it stands...I have the proof and money/resources from this alliance <FireChiefFraggle>: I can do one of two things. <FireChiefFraggle>: I can follow through and get crushed by Rose....which I have no intention on doing <FireChiefFraggle>: Or I can take thse resources and money...keep them and sell the proof to Rose <FireChiefFraggle>: In where you guys can do what you want with it <Oblige|BNC>: That does seem to be ideal <Oblige|BNC>: How much are you looking to receive as compensation for said proofs? <FireChiefFraggle>: This person really wants this to happen......Has already paid me 46.5 mil for the build costs <Oblige|BNC>: Oooo spendy <FireChiefFraggle>: There is another 55 mil currently sitting in a third party account.....waiting for me to hit the nation <FireChiefFraggle>: I quoted him 50 mil....he rounded it up to 100 <Oblige|BNC>: So you're looking for 55m? <FireChiefFraggle>: In that range. I enjoy you the style of Rose and I also wouldnt mind a war between these two alliances, as it will only drive the food market up a bit more <Oblige|BNC>: Ok <Oblige|BNC>: Well <FireChiefFraggle>: Again, this proof is way more than enough <Oblige|BNC>: Given what you're telling me, I hope you don't mind if I ask for the proofs first and then send payment secondly <Oblige|BNC>: Also, I assume said proofs include the mention that the contract is coming from another AA <FireChiefFraggle>: I would have to redact the name <Oblige|BNC>: Directly <Oblige|BNC>: And not just a rogue member <Oblige|BNC>: As tempting as that is, it seems evident that escrow situations don't work well with you <FireChiefFraggle>: I can't say that either way <FireChiefFraggle>: My reputation does follow me <Oblige|BNC>: Given that you might simply return to the original member and ask for *more* money not to remit their blacked out name <FireChiefFraggle>: That's a solid idea <Oblige|BNC>: Thus netting you the best possible return <Oblige|BNC>: Sadly, I can't fritter away Rose money that way <FireChiefFraggle>: Well again....I am looking out for my nation first <Oblige|BNC>: Can't blame you! <FireChiefFraggle>: I have a history of not caring about tanking my nation <Oblige|BNC>: That's very true <FireChiefFraggle>: The fact that this person approached me seemed weird at best <Oblige|BNC>: I do remember you throwing it to the flames vs VE some months ago <FireChiefFraggle>: But as this has progressed and the first round of resources and cashed actually came through <FireChiefFraggle>: Thats when I decided to approach the other side <FireChiefFraggle>: I can go either way on this and spin it in a way that fits my style...or I can play it better for myself <FireChiefFraggle>: Given the history of these two alliances...I truly believe this info will be well worth it <Oblige|BNC>: Right <Oblige|BNC>: So how about this <Oblige|BNC>: Give me the name and the AA <Oblige|BNC>: No proof <Oblige|BNC>: Or with the proof with name blacked out <FireChiefFraggle>: That doesnt help me <FireChiefFraggle>: I dont need Rose trying to backdoor this <Oblige|BNC>: It helps you get the money? <FireChiefFraggle>: Technically I have his money <Oblige|BNC>: Well <Oblige|BNC>: Rose money <FireChiefFraggle>: So you want too names for money? That wouldn't work for me <Oblige|BNC>: Is there any system that ensures I get the information and you get the money that works for you? <FireChiefFraggle>: I think so...not sure what is it yet. <FireChiefFraggle>: As I truly see it... <FireChiefFraggle>: You now know of this plan. I can go ahead and nuke this nation.....and still have the info.... <Oblige|BNC>: That seems to work poorly for both of us <FireChiefFraggle>: I'm not nuking Rose for shits and giggles.....Outside of Adama....which was fun <Oblige|BNC>: But I mean <Oblige|BNC>: How many nukes can you do in a war? 7? <Oblige|BNC>: So you need to Dow then twice ? <FireChiefFraggle>: Most I've gotten off on a nation was 3 <FireChiefFraggle>: Yea <Oblige|BNC>: So <Oblige|BNC>: I mean <Oblige|BNC>: Depending on what level the member is the damage probably wouldn't be too bad <FireChiefFraggle>: Very True <Oblige|BNC>: But the rebuild costs would be the money I'd use to pay you off <Oblige|BNC>: So to speak <FireChiefFraggle>: But I could also take the second option of going all in and nuking 5 of Rose nations <FireChiefFraggle>: in for a pound... so to speak <FireChiefFraggle>: So the damage for those 9 nukes would be comparable <Oblige|BNC>: I mean at the end of the day that's not super consequential to us <Oblige|BNC>: We have a lot of money <Oblige|BNC>: As they say <FireChiefFraggle>: And the reason why we are talking. I believe the info is well worth the money <FireChiefFraggle>: I can confirm that I have the cash in hand from this alliance <Oblige|BNC>: Mmmhmm <Oblige|BNC>: But sadly <Oblige|BNC>: You're trying to sell me on your integrity <Oblige|BNC>: While also selling out the other guy <Oblige|BNC>: So info and proof first <Oblige|BNC>: Payment second <FireChiefFraggle>: Valid <FireChiefFraggle>: I enjoy this back and forth <Oblige|BNC>: I'm nothing if not a patient negotiator <FireChiefFraggle>: Let me ask you a question <FireChiefFraggle>: If someone else who did not have the reputation that I do came to you with credible info about a top alliance planning an attack against your member...would you drive such a hard bargain? <Oblige|BNC>: Yes <Oblige|BNC>: Of course <Oblige|BNC>: Put up or shut up as they say <FireChiefFraggle>: Fair enough...let's play this out a different way <FireChiefFraggle>: Let's say I go through with this plan.....take the other 50 mil from this nation and carry out the attacks <FireChiefFraggle>: What would the members of Rose say to one of the officers who had a long conversation with me and knew of the impending attacks? <FireChiefFraggle>: Sure you guys can rock my nation back into the stone age.....I've been there before....but I also can rebuild quickly and have the cash <Oblige|BNC>: I mean I <Oblige|BNC>: Already pinged the rest of the leadership about it <FireChiefFraggle>: You know what I'm doing <FireChiefFraggle>: If I sold this info...I would want the money and assurances of not being attacked by Rose <Oblige|BNC>: What are you doing ? <Oblige|BNC>: Yes <FireChiefFraggle>: I'd like to strike a deal in which you have the info.....I have cash...and hopefully nothing comes my way <FireChiefFraggle>: Hopefully Rose stands up for me if this alliance does want revenge <FireChiefFraggle>: Still there? <Oblige|BNC>: I mean <Oblige|BNC>: That deal is satisfactory <Oblige|BNC>: Also I need to go to bed <FireChiefFraggle>: Before you do <FireChiefFraggle>: I'll point you to some info. <Oblige|BNC>: Ok <FireChiefFraggle>: This person may have been repaying a debt to me....or something else <FireChiefFraggle>: go check ym trade activity <FireChiefFraggle>: my* <FireChiefFraggle>: 5909 <Oblige|BNC>: lol <Oblige|BNC>: Kemal so silly <FireChiefFraggle>: I know right? Owing me that much for food? I should have known to collect eariler <FireChiefFraggle>: But back to nuking your alliance. <Oblige|BNC>: And you're sure the target wasn't me? <Oblige|BNC>: Ok <Oblige|BNC>: Nn <FireChiefFraggle>: I know the target <FireChiefFraggle>: Yea...it was a matter of time before someone saw that transaction <FireChiefFraggle>: So that one is on me and free for you <Oblige|BNC>: I had already checked <Oblige|BNC>: And bank logs too <FireChiefFraggle>: and lends me a bit of credibility about what we talked about <Oblige|BNC>: No fool over here <Oblige|BNC>: Ok <Oblige|BNC>: Well I will bring it to my people <Oblige|BNC>: Nn <FireChiefFraggle>: Ok....Well again I have no intention on doing it yet.. But I do have great info about all of it and it's worth the time and money to think about <FireChiefFraggle>: Have a great night and thanks for talking about this,,,,,you guys should be around more in the future ==================================================================================================== I'll give credit to Oblige, he is a fair and patient negotiator. The night ends. The following day: ==================================================================================================== From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/12/2016 Thursday 2:47 pm Block Communications When should I expect the attack? From: Fraggle Date: 05/12/2016 Thursday 2:58 pm 3-4 weeks. I gotta get within his range by building up a bit. From: Kemal Ergenekon Date: 05/12/2016 Thursday 3:03 pm Block Communications He is 3 points above your range. ==================================================================================================== A little more back and forth goes on between myself and Rose (Pub) I explain the situation and we have a deal in place. 05/13 02:03 am Oblige of Eden has sent your nation $40,000,000.00, 0.00 food, 0.00 coal, 0.00 oil, 0.00 uranium, 0.00 lead, 0.00 iron, 0.00 bauxite, 0.00 gasoline, 0.00 munitions, 0.00 steel, and 0.00 aluminum from the alliance bank of Rose. ==================================================================================================== Aren't you all glad you stuck around for the ending? I was. Now go grab another cup of tea and let's all watch the fall out. Thanks to everyone involved.

From The Desk of Fire Chief Fraggle Fraggle Rock The Nation of Fraggle Rock rejects the message that was put out there by the leader of Nuclear Knights. It is at best a gross attempt to pacify a bunch of weak nations that know that I will again blow up their land, steal their cows, and not wipe my feet when I walk through their nations to blow my nose on the panties of the Queens in charge of these pixels. Any nation that has a problem with my advertising can come talk to Fraggle Rock. The fact that you try to back door thing again means that you did not learn from the past. I will nuke your nations again if you keep this up. Let the Nation of Fraggle Rock make this clear....ApeMan and every other alliance has zero say over the content of my advertisements. If the Nation of Fraggle Rock is kicked out of another alliance...that won't bother us. We have kept our word. ApeMan and the others will keep theirs as well. If any nation has a problem with the ads...come at me....you weak ass bucket of goat turds. ​Have a pleasant day and a nuclear tomorrow