[Flood The Coal Mines]

From the Desk of Old Gobo Fraggle

The Very Best Hobo Fraggle.

Friends!! Friends!! Friends!! 

Let old Gobo catch some wind.

Our old friend @Prefonteen had us over for some great lettuce. It was amazing until it wasn't.

Let old Gobo grab a seat for a minute. The things Gobo heard....

So there we are, all of Fraggle Rock....

Let me grab some lettuce.

In a square with our host in the middle.

Great lettuce. We were honored.

Let me go get Boober and see if he can explain this....

Old Gobo.....that was some great lettuce. Our old friend knows how to have a gathering.

So.....me, Boober Fraggle, aka Old Boober, was enjoying the company....mighty fine company. You see, I brought a Doozer with me, unbeknownst to anyone. Well he escaped and fell into a hole.

 

A hole you say? Yes, a hole.

 

So we left the lettuce session minus one Doozer.

Well then this little fella came back....with extra lettuce and a story. I'll let him tell it.

It's a scam. Coalmas is just a Ponzi scheme. The lettuce man told me so.

 

Well if this Doozer says so, it is. Let's stop this before it goes too far. Flood the coal mines!!!! Down with Exorock!!

[Fraggle Rock Farewell]

From the Desk of Gobo Fraggle

The Best Nation Fraggle Rock

Greetings Friends!! It's been fun.

 

Many Hugs,

Gobo Fraggle

[International Body of Nations]

From the Desk of Gobo Fraggle

Leader of The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock

Greetings Friends!! We Fraggles have been practicing proper social distancing. That's right, mass removal of the Dooziers. While it was not a popular thing to do, we were bored.

 

Anyways.....Old Gobo is glad to see our letter writing campaign has reached the highest level of outer space. Sheep head has clearly not received, or ignored all of our great suggestions. Finally, our friend Wembley, got a letter through. Let's have him suggest a few names for The Future Fraggle Leadership Counsel (FFLC).

Greetings Friends!! Thank you Gobo for finally recognizing my letter writing efforts. We were mocked for trying to improve the world. Who would of thought that two dollars and a slice of bread would get the attention of a sheep? Lesson learned.

Onto the grand list of names that I, Old Wembley Fraggle, have submitted:

1) Muppet Delight Club.

2) Fraggle Followers of Orbis

3) Sheep is bad at listening to suggestions, LLC.

4) Doozier Genocide Happens

5) Outer Space Collective

6) Fraggle Chaos Fund

7) Tethered Together, Accomplish Nothing

Back to you, Gobo

Glad we waited years for that, Wembley.

 

[ChuChu Fraggle's Top TV Shows (Fraggle Zone)]

From The Desk of ChuChu Fraggle

Fraggle Rock TV Ranker

The Greatest Nation of Fraggle Rock

 

Greetings Friends!! Welcome back to the Fraggle Zone. If you missed our Fried Chicken rankings by Red Fraggle, you can view it here.

 

I, ChuChu Fraggle, will be giving you the top seven TV shows of all time. Feel free to watch them, and send many hugs our way for the correct list. Away we go.

 

Number 7: Frasier

 

Number 6: Breaking Bad

 

Number 5: All In The Family

BREAKING NEWS!!!

BREAKING NEWS!!!

We interrupt this Fraggle Zone to go to our Minister of Defense, Wembley Fraggle.

Greetings Friends!! Sorry to break in here on ChuChu Fraggle's Top TV Shows. Clearly this was going to be a smash success.

 

We have received an important message from our intelligence service.

And now bad to ChuChu Fraggle's Top TV Shows.

 

Disturbing news Wembley.

And our top tv show....

If you wanted to know numbers 4, 3, and 2, you can message our aggressors to let them know to knock it off and stop interrupting The Fraggle Zone.

[Fraggle Rock Art Gallery]

From The Desk of Mokey Fraggle

Minister of High Art, The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock

 

Greetings Friends! Our gallery has received a new piece for the Fraggle Collection. From a new artist, Tyso, this work is much like Fraggle Rock, all over the place. It will be placed at the front door. Well done.

 

 

Many Hugs,

Mokey Fraggle

[War Changes for Testing on Test Server]

7 hours ago, Alex said:

I don't disagree with you, but there's still some practical threshold that's unlikely to be reached.

You could launch 4 nukes max in each war, so 3 people attacking someone means they could use at most 12 nukes each round. 48 nukes is 4 rounds of 3 wars; IMO that threshold is fine.

Changing for the sake of change never helps. This impacts at most 10 nations. 

 

What are your plans if you do this? 950 nukes refunded?  820 ish nukes launched on the world? You're making a very unnecessary change with no valid reason.  

[War Changes for Testing on Test Server]

Capping Score from future Missiles and Nuclear Weapons at 50 each.

 

Fixed it. That's a fair solution.

[Fraggle Rock Art Gallery]

From The Desk of Mokey Fraggle

Minister of High Art, The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock

 

Greetings Friends! As our gallery grows, I, Mokey Fraggle, would like to showcase a new piece. From the talented Darsh, who painted the portrait of Gobo, we have a glorious piece.

 

Words can't describe it.

 

Money can. Support the local Fraggle inspired artists. Donate today to Not A Scam LLC. Funds will go directly to the starving artists that create inspirational works.

 

Many Hugs,

Mokey Fraggle

[Fraggle Rock Art Gallery]

From The Desk of Gobo Fraggle

The Greatest Nation of Fraggle Rock

 

Greetings Friends!! While the world hoards food, medicine, and toilet paper, us Fraggles are investing. That's right, we are buying up all the masterpieces at discount prices!!

Now it would be unfair to buy these classics and not allow the unkempt masses to enjoy them. Please allow our newly appointed Art Minister, Mokey Fraggle, show you a small portion of our collection.

 

Thank you Gobo. I'm glad all the nonsense of killing you, bringing you back, is over. Now onto the show.

The first piece is by Monkey D Legendary. Titled, a day in Fraggle Rock, it showcases the beauty and mastic of our nation.

Look at the trees. The underwear clouds. Amazing.

 

Our next piece is from a true up and comer in the Fraggle Art Movement. Darsh has presented an accurate portrait of our dear leader, Gobo.

Spot on. It is the prize of our collection.

 

These are just a couple of our curated works. As we expend the gallery, you will have your chance to submit art. 

 

Many Hugs,

Mokey Fraggle

 

[Selling art drawn by me]

2 minutes ago, Tudor Filip said:

Hello! I am selling art for 10 mil in-game cash each. Can negotiate for up to 6 mil. Here are  the paintings:

Fraggle will buy it all. Keep making it, Fraggle wants it.

[Orbis Accords]

17 hours ago, Denison said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_on_the_Non-Proliferation_of_Nuclear_Weapons

We all know how this has worked out...

Very well for Fraggle

[The Future]

8 hours ago, Prefonteen said:

A lot also just boils to "Dont take it all too seriously and dont go overboard being a douchenozzle'.

 

Also if you decide to be a douchenozzle, at least be a funny one.

Thanks, friend.

[Major Fraggle Rock Announcement]

From The Desk of Wembley Fraggle

Minister of Space

The Bestest Nation of Fraggle Rock

Greetings Friends!! I have come to announce another milestone for Fraggle Rock. We have captured and launched this silly creature to the moon. 

 

If anyone sees our buddy Sprocket up there, give him a gentle pat on the head. 

49 Days until 1000 nukes.

 

On a totally unrelated note.......Fraggle Rock is a bit cash strapped. Anything helps.

 

Many Hugs

Wembley Fraggle

[Biggest complaints regarding gameplay.]

Capping nukes to one per city.

[Red Fraggle's Definitive Fried Chicken Rankings]

1 minute ago, Buorhann said:

So you want to go that route on picking up 1 star reviews?  Alright.

Nothing in that review states 1 star. Maybe two poops, but zero stars.

[Red Fraggle's Definitive Fried Chicken Rankings]

30 minutes ago, Buorhann said:

If you like jerky dressed up as a chicken, sure.

I'd say Top 10, but not Top 5.  I'm always annoyed by Zaxby's.  Chicken is mostly too dry, too small, more breading than the actual thing.

Now Cane's?  That's some good tenders there, and that dipping sauce?  Oh man.  The only downside to Cane's is their price.

“I went to Raising Canes last night (03/11/2019 at 7:00 pm through the drive thru) ... I started eating the chicken but it tasted weird so I stopped but then about an hour or so later my stomach hurt like it was cramped up and extremely bloated. Then I started vomiting and diahra ... I felt so sore but figured maybe I just dont know how to vomit right or something. Finished up at work and came home. I didnt really feel nauseated anymore still had random poop moments. But my stomach still hurt and now my body was having spasms in my upper and lower back in my legs and arms and my hands and feet. It was unmanageable and one of the worst thing I've ever experienced because I couldn't control it.”

Reported By Iwaspoisoned.com User

[New Era]

6 hours ago, Epi said:

The game rests in the hands of the few again. We'll see how they decide to handle things. We can only hope it's interesting and positive. Hearing a lot of good things thus far.

You're in good hands with your new Fraggle overlords.

[Red Fraggle's Definitive Fried Chicken Rankings]

7 minutes ago, Buorhann said:

Bojangles is ok, but not great.

You put Zaxby’s up there.  Your discredit of Cane’s is now worthless

Enjoy your chicken in Utah, Hippo

[Red Fraggle's Definitive Fried Chicken Rankings]

Just now, souparmon said:

I had Bojangles today for lunch! 

This is a person with excellent life choices. Fraggle approves.

[Red Fraggle's Definitive Fried Chicken Rankings]

2 hours ago, Fulcrum said:

Here in Japan KFC is the only place I have access, so even if it’s not on your list KFC has a special place in my heart.

Fraggle hears KFC Japan gets creative. Maybe some day we will experience it. Until then, it stays out the top 9.

 

Also, nothing wrong with KFC. It's good. But that's all. Good. Nothing exciting. It's a place to go when there's no other fried chicken place within 15 miles. Good.

2 hours ago, Bjorn Ironside said:

Not sure whats worst, Fraggles random posts or BK

BK chicken is decent as well.

[Red Fraggle's Definitive Fried Chicken Rankings]

4 minutes ago, Buorhann said:

Bojangles cracked the Top 5?  Are you kidding me?  It’s ranked 9 on my list.

Churches chicken and Popeyes are definitely Top 3.  Churches because the biscuits are godsend, Popeyes because they know how to properly spice up their goods.

The only good chicken from a gas station are the ones in the South.

In Utah?  It’s friggin’ bland and nasty.

 Also Zaxby’s???  No mention of Cane’s???

Canes? Raising Cane's? That's not even a top 20 chicken place. 

And yes, Bojangles deserves a top give ranking. Those biscuits.

7 minutes ago, Aero said:

You must live somewhere on the East Coast Southern side to know what Bojangles is. (Or atleast been there) 

I give this post 10 thumbs up for just the mention of Bojangles ❤️ 

Fraggle may live in the mid Atlantic, south of the Mason Dixon line.

[Red Fraggle's Definitive Fried Chicken Rankings]

 

Greetings Friends! Welcome to The Fraggle Zone. This is a new enterprise brought to you by Fraggle Rock Entertainment Group, LLC. All opinions share by individual Fraggles does not represent Fraggle Rock as a nation, just the Fraggle giving them. By reading any further, you agree to pay 2.5 million dollars to be used towards our Space Program, and other ongoing illicit activities. Now, I Red Fraggle, otherwise known as The Fried Chicken Fraggle, will give you my top 9 favorite fried chicken places. Again, reading any more will cost you. So don't free ride this piece. 

 

Number 9: Lee's Famous Chicken. Yes, the Colonel didn't crack the top 9 (Wouldn't crack the top 15 either) but his nephew made the list. Two piece with two sides and a sweet tea, all for under $8.00? There's something great about cheap chicken here. 

 

Number 8:  Wendy's. Yes, not a chicken place, but their chicken is quite better than any beef offering they have. Match it with their fries and a frosty? You're onto something here.

 

Number 7: Chick-Fil-A. Can't get a two piece. Their politics are horrible. The people are overly nice. But Red Fraggle has never seen a dirty bathroom. That's impressive enough to make the list. Also the nuggets are worth the trip if you want to compromise your ethics. No politics with my chicken, please

 

Number 6: Church's Chicken. Red Fraggle can deal with a dirty bathroom and slightly worse chicken when on her high horse. Bonus points for extra fries that one time. 

 

Number 5: Cracker Barrel, but only on a Sunday afternoon. Any other time, and you get the less the best chicken cook. Pair it with a nice strawberry sweet tea and you'll leave knowing you made a great decision.

 

Number 4: Zaxby's: No two piece meal here, but the chicken parm on Texas toast sandwich with extra ranch, free of charge? This cracks the top five.

 

Number 3: Bojangles. Fried Chicken on a biscuit? Red Fraggle is in.

 

Number 2:  Any gas station that has an older gentleman who may be between the ages of 35-75, frying up chicken and selling it in a brown paper bag. If you can see through the bag, you know it's a good day.

 

Number 1: Popeyes. Great chicken. Best sides to go with. Will never break the budget. 

 

 

Now that you have all the great Fraggle knowledge concerning fried chicken, you can go seek that greasy pleasure.

Go ahead and submit your payment for reading this directly to Groundhog Day alliance bank, link below.

Groundhog Day Alliance Bank, LLC, Also a 501C 3 Non-Profit For Your Tax Write Off.

 

 

 

[Fraggle Rock Moon Landing]

Greetings Friends!! Exciting news from Fraggle Rock. We have spent all of our resources and cash completing the space program. 

Awful news....we are literally broke. That's right, your favorite nation, Fraggle Rock is not able to launch a Fraggle to the moon, yet.

So here's our plan......

When Gobo lands on the moon, he will be planting the largest, greatest, bestest flag ever seen. So large, so great, so best, that it will be seen from Orbis. 

So why not sell ad space on this flag? Great idea Wembley. For a minor fee, your nation can be on our moon flag.  Got a few million laying around and want to be part of the Fraggle Moon Landing? Reach out to ChuChu Fraggle, and he'll iron out the details.

Many Hugs,

Wembley Fraggle

[Post here about how much you enjoy the current war/state of events]

4 hours ago, Maia said:

I liked war but I had to sacrifice my sleeping time. Waiting to 2am to be able to do "double buy". Second, I used to roleplay with my enemies in messages but war is too long for that I prefer shorter wars.

I really miss couple of improvements to make this game more casual like it used to be in my past(or at least I thought it was). Set your own update time is something I need. Another concern is that game is filled with bots and spreadsheets. Imo these things should be implemented in game not be only available for people who have some IT skills. I am so clueless about it that I gave up with being gov as doing thinks manually is like a second job basically. Setting taxes for each group is improvement I liked and wish to see more like this.

But strong thing about this game is community which is great. Fantastic people and moreover they do very creative things in this game like newspapers, movies(micchan and others), funny ic posts(fraggle), ripper comics(yeah I will never forget it!) Or propaganda ads and pics. etc.

 

Oh and forgot this game helped me soo much to be more confident in typing in English as I am not native E. Speaker. I used to answer 10min. With just one or two short sentences because I wanted to be sure I have no mistakes in it.(mostly at Discord) Here I have started recently typing that long texts. I am sure they are not perfect grammatically but at least I am capable of typing more in short time haha.

Second thing is that I learned how to edit  photos,  gifs and do simple movies but for last one is still a lot for improvements.

You type better than 86.34% of these cinder block heads.

Hippo' s ass takes up the other 13.39% .

 

Fraggle is on top of words and math.

[Fraggle Rock Billion Dollar Giveaway]

Greetings Friends!! It's time to award the first installment of The Fraggle Billion Dollar Giveaway!! All entries have been reviewed by the Creative Fraggle Division and a decision has been made. Let's have my friend, Red Fraggle announce the winners.

 

 

Thanks Gobo!! Remember when I tried to frame Wembley for your murder? No? Good. Now onto the announcement. The first 100 million is going into The Fraggle Chaos Bank. The Creative Fraggle Division decided to go a different route. One billion will be given away, but in a different way. Let's have our friend Wembley explain it to you non Fraggles.

 

Greetings Friends.....wait you framed me....you're such a Fraggle-Hole. I refuse to take part in this......

 

Greetings Friends! Boober Fraggle here. Wembley is such a pain. Set him up for one murder of Gobo, and he takes it to heart.

Now onto The Fraggle Chaos Bank Grants.

To be eligible for Fraggle cash, your nation must commit to one of the following themes, as well as The Fraggle Concept. Let's have our friend ChuChu Fraggle explained the Fraggle Concept.

Land and Nukes. That's all. Every cent you get, legally, or illegally goes to either land or nukes. Nothing else. Back to you Wembley.

No! I quit. Fraggle-Holes. All of you.

Once you commit to The Fraggle Concept, you will select one of the three nation themes.

1) Dinosaurs

2) Alf

3) Punky Brewster

 

Any nation willing to embrace The Fraggle Concept, and have a great theme will be greatly supported and awarded. Now let's check on Wembley.

 

Fraggle-Holes!!